Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I would like to expand upon that phrase, "The biggest sinners always wrap themselves in the cloths of the pious."

I define piety by action and Bob is about as active as sloth. While he does have some sort of work ethic, most of it is focused on claiming that he is a virtuous man rather commit his life to virtuous acts because the former requires little actual effort. Additionally, and perhaps paradoxically, even the most pious individuals recognize that they are flawed beings and seek redemption through repentance and penance whenever the commit a sin. Bob attempts to deflect attention away from his countless sins and still has the audacity to present himself as a moral paragon.

It would be quite a sight to see Bob defend himself to St. Peter at the gates of Heaven. He would fit right in with the denizens of Hell in the flames of perdition.

Out of curiosity, what kind of punishment do you think Bob would get in hell?

 

[The Colonel]

Out of curiosity, what kind of punishment do you think Bob would get in hell?

Batman v Superman on repeat.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Out of curiosity, what kind of punishment do you think Bob would get in hell?

This:

Batman v Superman on repeat.

And Suicide Squad on Sundays, with Sonic '06 and FPSes to play.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

This:


And Suicide Squad on Sundays, with Sonic '06 and FPSes to play.

Batman v Superman on repeat.

I thought being reincarnated as a shitty dc villain in the golden or silver age of comics might be painfully funny and ironic

 

[Positron]

No "let Hillary run Facebook" wank? God he is slow.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

Out of curiosity, what kind of punishment do you think Bob would get in hell?

He'd get hit with the worst possible punishment - to become the very monster he hates most of all. He'll be reincarnated as a dudebro FPS player.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I define piety by action and Bob is about as active as a sloth. While he does have some sort of work ethic, most of it is focused on claiming that he is a virtuous man rather commit his life to virtuous acts because the former requires little actual effort.

Every now and then I like to think about how I would "reform" a cow and make them a better human being. For Bob, I view what you just described as one of the biggest problems that needs to be fixed for him. He needs to be taught how to put his time and energy into things that actually matter in life. If he actually learned what does matter in life and to stop wasting his energy on things that aren't important, Bob's life would be so much better than it currently is.

Of course, in order for that to happen, he needs to learn how to handle criticism of himself first. And that's one major problem of his I don't think will ever be solved.[/QUOTE]

 

[Wesley Willis]

Timestamp?

Around 2:00.

 

[Red Hood]

I always thought his brother was older for some reason lol. The Chipmans have ogre DNA.

Ogre, you say?

Some Bobby just told me
My job is obsolete
Living in a Midwestern Wasteland

I may develop this further.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I have got to say Bob sounds extra salty in his latest In Bob We Trust where he goes after the fans decrying the Thundercats Roar cartoon under the premise that the 1985 original was stupid as fuck. It's really fucking hilarious considering that the DiC version of Mario he loves so much is even more of an insipid mess and HE will likely endlessly bitch about Illumination's Super Mario Bros. film (despite Shigeru Miyamoto himself co-producing) for not being enough like it. Another detail that I would like to point out is that he blatantly ignores the success of Netflix's Voltron: Legendary Defender, which was respectful to the original show and used it as a foundation to build a compelling mythology. Hell, Netflix is looking to see if lightning strikes twice with the coming She-Ra reboot. Again with the cherry-picking and hypocrisy, Bob.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I have got to say Bob sounds extra salty in his latest In Bob We Trust where he goes after the fans decrying the Thundercats Roar cartoon under the premise that the 1985 original was stupid as fuck. It's really fucking hilarious considering that the DiC version of Mario he loves so much is even more of an insipid mess and HE will likely endlessly bitch about Illumination's Super Mario Bros. film (despite Shigeru Miyamoto himself co-producing) for not being enough like it. Another detail that I would like to point out is that he blatantly ignores the success of Netflix's Voltron: Legendary Defender, which was respectful to the original show and used it as a foundation to build a compelling mythology. Hell, Netflix is looking to see if lightning strikes twice with the coming She-Ra reboot. Again with the cherry-picking and hypocrisy, Bob.

Bob barely watches any animated stuff. And the ones he does need to pander to SJWs for him to care. Thundercats' premise is not original. But it was very engaging at the time, and perfected with the 2011 reboot. Which Chipman ignores. This is hated for the fact of turning yet another action show into a comedy. The trailer itself portrayed Lion-O as a idiot. Which already restled the jimmies of the fans from the get go. I would love a animator to call him out for his blatant ignorance on the product, and lack of give a shitery on even hiding his cherry picking.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I have got to say Bob sounds extra salty in his latest In Bob We Trust where he goes after the fans decrying the Thundercats Roar cartoon under the premise that the 1985 original was stupid as fuck. It's really fucking hilarious considering that the DiC version of Mario he loves so much is even more of an insipid mess and HE will likely endlessly bitch about Illumination's Super Mario Bros. film (despite Shigeru Miyamoto himself co-producing) for not being enough like it. Another detail that I would like to point out is that he blatantly ignores the success of Netflix's Voltron: Legendary Defender, which was respectful to the original show and used it as a foundation to build a compelling mythology. Hell, Netflix is looking to see if lightning strikes twice with the coming She-Ra reboot. Again with the cherry-picking and hypocrisy, Bob.

He really can't help but take the wrong opinion on everything can he?

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Out of curiosity, what kind of punishment do you think Bob would get in hell?

Bob is pretty open about being a living embarrassment and so suffering for him wouldn't be personal for him, but a repudiation of his smug pseudo-intellectualism which tears down the blinders that let him convince himself that he's a smart person

Forced to watch the world move into a future that is moderately right wing and objectively better than today, while his twitter account has zero followers.

More outlandishly, Mario presents Donald Trump with his 3rd Nobel Peace prize after bringing about world peace.

 

[Flexo]

This:


And Suicide Squad on Sundays, with Sonic '06 and FPSes to play.

No pixels on repeat? You guys also miss how mich he REALLY hated the transformer movies.

No I'd say his hell would either be the total perspective machine from hitchhikers guide...

Or being reduced to only NRAtv picking up his review show. And after every episode he makes, steve crowder and alphanzo point and laugh at him along with an audience of billions. His only relief is when he starts on a new episode, or when Hitler shouts at the crowd that he likes the cut of Bob's jib.

 

[Gordon Cole]

More Solo mental gymnastics.

Bob vs Scott Adams.

Great idea, if you didn't ceaselessly sperg about the 1500 kids.

REEEEEEEEEEEE TRUMP

Sperging about swastikas.

REEEEEEEEEEEE WIKILEAKS! ROSEANNE!

(P.S. I have several strong beers in me, and I make no apologies.)

 

[thismanlies]

Bob vs Scott Adams.

One man created a software company, one man created a successful comic that's been running for thirty years, and one man spergs about Star Wars and Mahvel because it's the "politically correct" thing to do.

You're right, one of these things is not like the other.

 

[Princess Rescuer]

I love how, when defending Tumblrcats Soy, he shows images of people who are in markedly better shape than he is to represent his ideological opponents. Man, he is out of people to look down on. You know you're reaching when you look bad compared to your own strawmen.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Bob vs Scott Adams.
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Well yes Bob. The one that doesn't belong is Musk. Who hasn't actually turned an unsubsidized profit on anything yet. Whereas Jobs and Adams are self made Millionaires (Billionaire in Job's case before he died.) Oh I'm sorry were you trying to say that Musk and Jobs were powerful innovators while Adams simply draws a cartoon? That probably shows just how much of an ignoramus Bob really is. Adams has had more direct influence on the success of more enterprises and more companies than either Musk or Jobs. Management Schools teach Adam's material. He has been a massive change force throughout US businesses for the past 20 years. But you would actually have to work a job, and rise above the level of retail drone or fry cook to ever be aware of that. And here's the even funnier thing. At heart Dilbert was a reaction to and a critique of modern business practices and corporate cultures. It was a public criticism of everything done wrong. Adams was and is a business critic. He managed to parley that into a massive amount of influence in the business and management world. By pointing out the absurdities of life in corporate cultures he brought about real change and led to much better and more productive working environments throughout the western world. He's a "critic" that changed the world. By his early 30's. And Bob lives in his leaky basement sending out non stop tweets.

Yeah one of these things is not like the others alright.

 

[Rathkor]

I have got to say Bob sounds extra salty in his latest In Bob We Trust where he goes after the fans decrying the Thundercats Roar cartoon under the premise that the 1985 original was stupid as fuck. It's really fucking hilarious considering that the DiC version of Mario he loves so much is even more of an insipid mess and HE will likely endlessly bitch about Illumination's Super Mario Bros. film (despite Shigeru Miyamoto himself co-producing) for not being enough like it. Another detail that I would like to point out is that he blatantly ignores the success of Netflix's Voltron: Legendary Defender, which was respectful to the original show and used it as a foundation to build a compelling mythology. Hell, Netflix is looking to see if lightning strikes twice with the coming She-Ra reboot. Again with the cherry-picking and hypocrisy, Bob.

Man, MovieBill does sound extra assblasted over this than usual. His blood sugar must be acting up.

When that Mario movie that the Illumination is making comes out, I hope to god people use the arguments Bob is using to discredit the "internet manbabies who are pissed off that the new kids cartoon is worse than the one they grew up with as kids" against him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Because the economy under Obama was just booming.

More tard hating.