Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LaughingJoke]

Hahaha, a NASA shirt. Gotta get that moonwheat.

It actually has nothing to do with the space administration it's his acronym "Nerd And Stupid Asshole".

 

[The Colonel]

I thought he was already rolling in his grave with every dumb tweet bob makes?

So he just never stops rolling.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

So he just never stops rolling.

If that's the case, how soon before he breaks out of the casket and comes after Bob?

 

[LaughingJoke]

The life of Bob's dad from Bob's birth till his death boiled down to a gif.

 

[Gordon Cole]

What happened to "No bad tactics"?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

What happened to "No bad tactics"?
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As much to the point, is there any point at which skepticism kicks in about these unsourced TRUE and HONEST stories about how Blonald Blumph is going to be gotten rid of any day now?
It seems our superior future doesn't have much in the way of pattern recognition skills.

 

[Florence]

Diabetes.
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And he clearly knows all about fashion and grooming with those fat dude cargo shorts. Also, feet.

How can it be possible to get so mad over a turkey? Bob’s face looks like he’s been chewing lemons.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

How can it be possible to get so mad over a turkey? Bob’s face looks like he’s been chewing lemons.

He's just mad that he's not gonna be able to eat the whole thing. That, and distress from being exposed to sunlight.

 

[The Nothingness]

It actually has nothing to do with the space administration it's his acronym "Nerd And Stupid Asshole".

Or "Numbskull And Stupid Asshole"

What happened to "No bad tactics"?
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Yes, take that tweet at face value because no has ever lied on the Internet

 

[Knyttet]

Diabetes.
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And he clearly knows all about fashion and grooming with those fat dude cargo shorts. Also, feet.

He never looks happy, does he?

 

[Mola Ram]

He never looks happy, does he?

Good.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Yes, take that tweet at face value because no has ever lied on the Internet

Bob's so gullible I expect he would easily fall for the most basic and simple phishing scam that is presented to him.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Bob's so gullible I expect he would easily fall for the most basic and simple phishing scam that is presented to him.

Kind of hope not. Don't need for him to lose his twitter account to a ween. We'd lose our best window towards his views

 

[Gordon Cole]

(P.S. I don't mean to keep dragging Chris into this.)

 

[The Nothingness]

What does he mean about being right all the time? Did he predict Zack Snyder would be working on The Fountainhead

 

[TheImportantFart]

The creative bug bit me and I itched it by writing a song about Bob. Enjoy! (and please excuse the slightly subpar singing)

https://soundcloud.com/id%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fuser-944201388%252Fbostonian-idiot%252Fs-0VKyO%3Bsecret_token%3Ds-0VKyO%3Btrack_id%3D450443832

Spoiler: Lyrics

Bostonian Idiot​

Don't wanna be a Bostonian Idiot
Don't wanna genocide half of America
Swear every day that his tweets are gettin' scarier
Wantin' to take out the flyover area

Welcome to the world of Bob Chipman
Superior Future was comin'
Then along came Trump and it went away
Moon wheat could've been here tomorrow
But the wasteland ghouls just couldn't swallow
Their time is nearly over

So now we live in a fascist America
If you believe everything progressives tell ya
But Bob and friends are the ones who want violence
To keep people they don't like silenced

Welcome to the world of Bob Chipman
He's still worshippin' Hillary Clinton
If she'd won it would've been okay
We'd celebrate blue collar sorrow
But now they're the ones who get to borrow
The White House for a few years

Don't wanna be a Bostonian Idiot
Don't wanna live in a liberal hysteria
Don't want my stomach to have surface area
Like a military plane staging area

Welcome to the world of Bob Chipman
Diabetes keepin' him limpin'
Through his worthless life day after day
Brick by Brick he spews forth his hollow
Genocidal rants to those who follow
How the fuck does he still have fans?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Well, time to piss on Ayn Rand's grave.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Well, time to piss on Ayn Rand's grave.
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Did Bob just describe himself as a critic with that villain tweet?

 

[Red Hood]

Well, time to piss on Ayn Rand's grave.
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There was already a pretty good move based on The Fountainhead starring Gary Cooper.

Has Bob ever seen a movie made before 1977?

 

[Done]

Just put a shock collar on him that gives him an electrical shock whenever he tweets something ignorant, stupid, or just plain assholery. You'd need to replace the batteries frequently, since that's pretty much everything he tweets.

You don't need to change batteries if you hook it up to an electrical outlet.

Not that I’m defending the dinosaur deniers but someone who wrote a book about FPS games causing 9/11 should avoid making fun of the exceptional beliefs of others.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but the FPS thing wasn't in the book, it was claimed on the Bechtloff show by someone who claimed to be one of Bob's online friends, I would link to the exact post, but I can't be arsed to go back 100 pages, just search @PurpleDude's posts in this thread to find the video..