Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Every day I feel more and more like we don't know nearly enough about this dude's mom...
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What "heavy kink associations" would Bob be talking about in regards to Science Fiction? The fact that a huge number of pedophiles are drawn to Star Trek?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html
MovieBob has always struck me as someone whose sexual predilections are on the creeper side. I think the only reason he's a big advocate for Free Love is because he knows the only way he'll get any in a normal world is by paying for it out the nose.
 
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Maher is still a cishet white male with no pedophiliac tendency
Yeah, about that...


This is the same thing the media crucified Milo over. I really believe the only reason why the progressives keep him around is in case they need a sacrificial lamb.
 
"weapons that only ever existed in Narnia and Anime Fuedal[sic] Japan"
Ah yes, I remember in The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where C.S. Lewis spent paragraphs lovingly describing the dual-bladed Masamune-forged gunkatana that Santa Claus gave to Peter. It sure was useful in the the climactic scene of the book where Peter rescues Aslan from being killed by the White Witch by using it to shoot and stab her simultaneously while also decapitating the wolf captain who was attacking him from behind. The Chronicles of Narnia had some awesome weapons but that one was my favorite.
 
Thanks dude, I would love it if you could dig up that podcast link, this way I can add it to the OP.




LMAO Ask and ye shall receive, all of the below caps will be have been added to that section.

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Bonus Level: Bob defending Brianna Wu's moon rock insanity:
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/836506552651694081 (http://archive.is/cGlju)

Bobs the exact kind of pop culture "yeah science" that all actual scientists loathe. He's not interested in the nuances and the technical aspects of flight that would go into the creation of jetpacks, or the animal behavior the dinosaurs might have had, he's interested in the flashy kewl shit that everybody sees as cool. I wouldn't have a problem with this except he acts superior to others because he wants more muh science.

Shaming Texas.
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Given that 3 of the biggest political opinions in texas revolve around guns, oil, and illegal immigration, and dems have the minority opinion on all 3, Bob should consider it a blessing O'Rourke even has 39%
 
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More Hillary shit.
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Please, keep the Star Wars sperging to a minimum.
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And the vast gulf in likes/retweets totally shows Clown.
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Do you think Bob's mom lays awake at night wondering if she holds any culpability for creating Bob as we know him?

No I don't merely mean giving birth.

I mean that kind of laying awake at night you see out of fine upstanding, law-abiding citizens with children who are psychopaths and other such fuckups.
I like to think she only has a vague idea of what he does and what his online presence is like. Probably tells her friends that her son talks about movies on the YouTube.
 
Abrams please. Also, lest we forget this is the guy that thinks Rey is supposed to represent star wars fans, I highly doubt he was that much of a fan that walking away would mean anything, other than the richter scale readings going up.
Him waddling away in rage would break the richter scale, definitely a 10 to 11 intensity earthquake
 
‘Military-grade combat-certified steel.’ It says a lot about Bob that he’s perfectly willing to believe something must be true because he saw it in the tagline for an item.

And I bet Bob actually believes that the fuller (long groove) on a medieval broadsword is actually called a "blood groove" and that it's purpose was to do anything other than lessen the weight of the sword to make it easier to swing.

I'll also bet my entire paycheck that Bob thinks a chakram acts like a boomerang and can be caught, Xena Warrior Princess style.
 
Jesus Christ Bob, let the hillary go. She lost because she's got zero charisma, is correctly percieved as a by the numbers career politician and her campaign was a total shit show. She lost to Donald Trump what do you think is going to happen if she'd faced a Reagan or a Bush snr?

So why is he upset over someone owing a sword? Unless it's the 4th century and you've had formal training it's not really that big a deal outside of the moment you do a cringey anime pose.
 
What "heavy kink associations" would Bob be talking about in regards to Science Fiction? The fact that a huge number of pedophiles are drawn to Star Trek?

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html
MovieBob has always struck me as someone whose sexual predilections are on the creeper side. I think the only reason he's a big advocate for Free Love is because he knows the only way he'll get any in a normal world is by paying for it out the nose.
He's probably talking about stuff like this.

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Back before normals flooded the Internet, all the pedantic fatbeard :neckbeard: types who were heavy into sf/fantasy were also into bdsm roleplay. Before cosplay went mainstream, cosplayers who wandered away from teenager anime cons, into places like Dragoncon, frequently got assmad and embarassed because the DC people just assumed they were advertising an interest in sex role play, kinky fetish ofc. Sort of like furry cons, but big budget SF/fantasy hollywood shit and anime has pushed all the fetish shit aside for 2 decades.

Edit: It seems like back then, if you were heavily into anything that wasn't mainstream, a certain sort (:neckbeard:) just assumed you were "open minded" about everything, and everybody (female especially) who wasn't "open minded" was a vanilla prude brainlett mundane. So it doesn't surprise me that the oldest big SF fanbase has a huge amount of pedos, back in the 1970's subculture people thought child sexual liberation was the next big thing, and then they spent decades trying to shame everybody who wasn't a literal sexual deviant.
 
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Am I the only unnerved by the fact that he put Big Pharma in quotes?
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You're an American, Bob. It's "caliber", not "calibre."

The Judge/Raging series is doing exactly what it's supposed to, though: fooling rubes into going "Whaaaa? That looks WHOA". And yes, I'm saying Bob is a big fat rube. The fucking Judge is marginal at best for personal defense (as in "better than your bare hands") and anyone that wants a revolver for defense is going to buy the Taurus, send it back for repairs a few times and then either buy a Smith or Ruger like they should have in the first place or switch to semi-auto.
 
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Clearly you guys don't know how dangerous military grade combat certified steel is. This isn't isn't like normal steel weapons that just kill you a little bit, military grade combat certified steel kills you at least 20% more than normal steel. The only thing that can kill you harder in the entire universe is glorious Nippon steel that's been folded 10,000 times.
 

I wonder if he knows about the imfdb...

You're an American, Bob. It's "caliber", not "calibre."

The Judge/Raging series is doing exactly what it's supposed to, though: fooling rubes into going "Whaaaa? That looks WHOA". And yes, I'm saying Bob is a big fat rube. The fucking Judge is marginal at best for personal defense (as in "better than your bare hands") and anyone that wants a revolver for defense is going to buy the Taurus, send it back for repairs a few times and then either buy a Smith or Ruger like they should have in the first place or switch to semi-auto.

I want to disagree with you as we've been happy with our Taurus judge so far, but i agree with you about the spelling.
 
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