Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[REGENDarySumanai]

Not even looking at the camera in the photo. He must be missing all the fights he could be having on Twitter.

It's a sad day when you prefer to have your ass kicked in shitty Internet slapfights than having the time of your life at a party.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Either we don't need borders, or the people coming to the US are fleeing places that could kill them and they're only safe here.

Pick one.

That got heavy. Speaking of...

 

[Mola Ram]

Either we don't need borders, or the people coming to the US are fleeing places that could kill them and they're only safe here.

Pick one.
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That got heavy. Speaking of...
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The Tea Party didn't get started under Bush nor did its origins have anything to do with immigration. It was very specifically a tax revolt, and it got its start under Obama, and it was named after the Boston Tea Party, which you ought to know and maybe even get snotty about, you tendentious fucking moron.

Also, reminder this is the first Father's Day since Daddy Chipman passed, and this is what he's bitching about.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The Tea Party didn't get started under Bush nor did its origins have anything to do with immigration. It was very specifically a tax revolt, and it got its start under Obama, and it was named after the Boston Tea Party, which you ought to know and maybe even get snotty about, you tendentious fucking moron.

Also, reminder this is the first Father's Day since Daddy Chipman passed, and this is what he's bitching about.

Why do you hate Superiority and not want us to have all the....delicious golden-BROWN people?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

The Tea Party didn't get started under Bush nor did its origins have anything to do with immigration. It was very specifically a tax revolt, and it got its start under Obama, and it was named after the Boston Tea Party, which you ought to know and maybe even get snotty about, you tendentious fucking moron.

Also, reminder this is the first Father's Day since Daddy Chipman passed, and this is what he's bitching about.

Bob is slightly confused.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Bob is slightly confused.

I've said before Bob just makes shit up and has emotional tantrums in response to things that primarily exist only in his adipose-soaked brain, but it's weird to see actual evidence of that.

 

[Flexo]

I don't know Bob, what's the logic in locking your door when you go out in the evening?

Oh wait...

So i had to check this out. Thomas did reply...

But Bob Chipman white knight brigade to the rescue!

 

[RockVolnutt]

I'm surprised Strowbridge doesn't have a thread as Chipman-lite.

 

[BubbleButt]

Either we don't need borders, or the people coming to the US are fleeing places that could kill them and they're only safe here.

Pick one.
:autism:

Write.

A fucking.

Blog, you insipid nitwit.

 

[Foltest]

Write.

A fucking.

Blog, you insipid nitwit.

He has a blog. He know that he will not have a tenth of the audeince if he would write on it alll.

 

[Mola Ram]

He has a blog. He know that he will not have a tenth of the audeince if he would write on it alll.

I think the biggest problem with a blog for Bob is that when you see the wall of verbal diarrhea that constitutes his thoughts, rather than broken up into smaller Tweets, you'll realize a lot faster you're dealing with a mentally ill manchild.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Based on his own book, I'd say to Bob a party and a funeral are the same thing. Either way he's rather be home playing Mario 3.

Didn't he mention in his book that he skipped his grandmother's funeral to play Super Mario Bros. 3? Also, notice how it's fathers day and he isn't posting anything about his father. Most people who have lost their father (especially people who have blogs like he does) will post stories about their fathers and how their deaths effected them on this day. But not Bob. The mayonnaise ghouls are far more important to him.

Bob is so disconnected from the people that he's supposed to care about that it's almost unbelievable. I'm starting to think that only reason Bob actually cares about his niece is because she's simply a child with a child-level mind like he has. I would not be shocked if Bob would begin hating his niece and stop caring for her once she actually reaches adulthood.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Didn't he mention in his book that he skipped his grandmother's funeral to play Super Mario Bros. 3? Also, notice how it's fathers day and he isn't posting anything about his father. Most people who have lost their father (especially people who have blogs like he does) will post stories about their fathers and how their deaths effected them on this day. But not Bob. The mayonnaise ghouls are far more important to him.

Bob is so disconnected from the people that he's supposed to care about that it's almost unbelievable. I'm starting to think that only reason Bob actually cares about his niece is because she's simply a child with a child-level mind like he has. I would not be shocked if Bob would begin hating his niece and stop caring for her once she actually reaches adulthood.

Adulthood? He'd lose it if the niece ever wants an FPS, watches anime, goes on the wrong part of the internet, or any other "wrong" thing kids might do.

 

[Mola Ram]

Adulthood? He'd lose it if the niece ever wants an FPS, watches anime, goes on the wrong part of the internet, or any other "wrong" thing kids might do.

I pray to Kali-Ma every night that kid grows up to join the College Republicans or the Federalist Society.

 

[Lensherr]

Either we don't need borders, or the people coming to the US are fleeing places that could kill them and they're only safe here.

Pick one.
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> Stephen Miller
> Nazi

He does realize that the man is Jewish, does he?

 

[thismanlies]

Why is there more security at the Mexican border than the Canadian border? Gee, could it possibly have anything to do with narco-terror attacks? How about border cities being so violent that one of them was declared the murder capital of the world? Or how about the fact that they're backing gang members in the... scratch that. We all know those gang members dindu nuffin.

But of course Bob has nothing to worry about when it comes to the negative impact of illegal immigration. No bad guy would ever come within fifty feet of his basement. The noxious cocktail of body odor and moldy mayonnaise that's probably emanating from his front door will see to that.

 

[Doctor Stan]

I pray to Kali-Ma every night that kid grows up to join the College Republicans or the Federalist Society.

If only, watch as she joins stormfront or something

Adulthood? He'd lose it if the niece ever wants an FPS, watches anime, goes on the wrong part of the internet, or any other "wrong" thing kids might do.

Why does blobbo hate anime? JoJos did nuffin

> Stephen Miller
> Nazi

He does realize that the man is Jewish, does he?

That would take doing research, plus don't you remember 'Everyone I don't like is Hitler'

 

[RockVolnutt]

Why does blobbo hate anime? JoJos did nuffin

A bit of "I don't get it" and "Alt-righters always have anime avatars". I don't think he necessarily "hates" it but it seems to keep him away from non-American animation. He's mentioned Dragon Ball a few times which he oddly thinks is a superhero show despite having little in common with that genre outside superpowers existing.

 

[Rathkor]

> Stephen Miller
> Nazi

He does realize that the man is Jewish, does he?

There was a ton of people a while back calling Larry David, the second jewiest jew behind Mel Brooks, anti-Semitic because of one of his jokes. And Milo Yianapolis, a gay man who exclusively bands big black men, is also a "literal nazi." Because Nazis were well known for their leniency on homosexuality and interracial dating policies.

These people, I suspect, don't ACTUALLY know what a real Nazi even was. They just know it's the universally accepted bad guys, and will call anyone and everyone they don't like a nazi.

 

[The Nothingness]

There was a ton of people a while back calling Larry David, the second jewiest jew behind Mel Brooks, anti-Semitic because of one of his jokes. And Milo Yianapolis, a gay man who exclusively bands big black men, is also a "literal nazi." Because Nazis were well known for their leniency on homosexuality and interracial dating policies.

These people, I suspect, don't ACTUALLY know what a real Nazi even was. They just know it's the universally accepted bad guys, and will call anyone and everyone they don't like a nazi.

Also they have called Ben Shapiro a Nazi even though he is an Orthodox Jew who wears a yamika.