Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RodgerDodger]

Just to remind everyone that he also claims to have also paid attention to the ecological movement in the 80s. (Y'know, like how I protested the Iraq War in Kindergarten.) So either he was politically active while one could still count his age on two hands, or he's so preoccupied with trying to be in the right that he makes up complete and utter bullshit that falls apart when you consider how old he was at the time.

I have a hunch that it's the latter.

Oh that's a laugh. The only ecological movement going on in the 80's was bitching about James Watt. There were a small number of eco enthusiasts on colleges, but the bulk of the student populations ignored them. They were just some holdout 70's activists looking for something anything to protest. Even the lefties on campus viewed them as kind of sad and pathetic. They mostly protested about the dining halls. The only other real eco stuff in the 80's were Greenpeace mounting their "Save the Whales" crusade, until France sank the Rainbow Warrior out from under them. The 80's was not a good time to be an Eco Avenger. They were a small, rare and much belittled breed. Who by and large smelled heavily of bad weed and a lack of soap products.

 

[Rathkor]

He is not the only one who did that. Another Anti-GGer, famed for shoving things up his ass, wound up getting fired after he declared that anyone who liked weeb games was a pedophile. We also had this from Jim Sterling:

I have had complete, total strangers ask me to escort them around cons to keep pervs from grabbing their asses. They did not know me for longer than a single conversation before trusting me to keep actual creeps away.

Moral of the story, Jimathy, if a cosplayer is creeped out by you while sharing an elevator with them, then you've probably said or done something to come across as creepy. Try not staring directly at their tits the entire time you are talking to them, even if they are in a sexy cosplay.

Either that, or she's mentally trying to estimate the max weight limit of said elevator.

 

[Emperor Julian]

To be fair I wouldnt wish to be left alone in a lift with either Bob or Jim for a number or reasons so I can see why they'd presume that all men experiance that.

 

[Red Hood]

Seems like the fact Bob and his ilk conveniently seem to miss in the Chin case is that the perps likely got off easy not so much due to race but due to the power of the Auto Workers union in Michigan. Yes, believe it or not, Unions aren't just about collective bargaining, they're all about protecting lazy, incompetent, and yeah, even violent workers. BUT WE CAN'T TALK SHIT ABOUT UNIONS because that's one of the Democrat bases!

I read an interview in one of the Hemmings magazines with Mitt Romney's dad (put your pitchforks away!) who headed American Motors in the 60's and 70's. He attributed some of the decline in quality among American automakers not just to competition from the Japanese but to Union interference (as well as continuing to put out giant gas guzzling tuna boats when there was a gas crisis which indirectly fed customers to less-thirsty Japanese and European models).

 

[RockVolnutt]

Jesus Christ, the last few days actually made me miss his Marvel sperging!
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He wants to introduce Jessica Drew as a peppy kid sidekick to Black Widow? Goddamn, way to show you have no idea what you're talking about and just use names you vaguely know from Wikipedia.

 

[A Random]

But you see, Spider-Woman, Black Widow, it totally correlates!

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Do what I can't, for chrissakes! Wait..."

"his political opinion [about calling conservative women "cunts"] should have nothing to do with his job."

Am I doing this right?

BONUS: Yeah, don't talk to the evil Christian woman who...adopted African orphans.

How dare her?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"Do what I can't, for chrissakes! Wait..."
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"his political opinion [about calling conservative women "cunts"] should have nothing to do with his job."

Am I doing this right?
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BONUS: Yeah, don't talk to the evil Christian woman who...adopted African orphans.

How dare her?
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To this day, Bob consistently makes an ass out of himself and proves to be wrong in everything, even in things he claims to be good in.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

To this day, Bob consistently makes an ass out of himself and proves to be wrong in everything, even in things he claims to be good in.

and he shall continue to be wrong until the day he dies

 

[BScCollateral]

How dare her?
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This is kind of amazing. For all i know the aunt is a horrible person even though she adopted some teenagers, but that tweet makes me want to send the writer to the astral plane of Zog, where squid will slap her face for all eternity.

Writing is an amazing thing.

 

[The Nothingness]

So DC decided to use Superman as their #StandWithRefugees representative. Somehow, I don't think this will reduce Bob's hate boner.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

So DC decided to use Superman as their #StandWithRefugees representative. Somehow, I don't think this will reduce Bob's hate boner.

What would be Marvel's though?

 

[Mola Ram]

So DC decided to use Superman as their #StandWithRefugees representative. Somehow, I don't think this will reduce Bob's hate boner.

PeliculoRoberto already posted this, but worth seeing again, and maybe reminding DC of their oh-so-sensitive roots.

Remember when we could laugh at silly hats? Remember that, you monsters? I just can't even.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Remember when we could laugh at silly hats? Remember that, you monsters? I just can't even.

As someone of partial Norwegian descent, I am traumatized and outraged that Mxyzptlk is mocking my heritage. Donate to my Patreon and give me my own Vertigo comic!

 

[Gordon Cole]

In Bob We Trust: Muh Diver City!

Pizzagate could've turned out to be real, and Bob still would've found a way to defend her.

You're right, Melania is a dumb whore.

"I know obscure laws, I'm SMAHT!"

 

[Mola Ram]

"I know obscure laws, I'm SMAHT!"
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Hey Bobby, enjoy eating from the SPLC's garbage trough while you can; they're on the edge of being justly sued into fucking oblivion:

https://pjmedia.com/trending/about-...ainst-the-splc-following-3m-nawaz-settlement/

That storied organization has, shockingly, been brazenly defaming people they don't like for years.

Defamation laws, Robert. You should look them up.

 

[AnOminous]

I have had complete, total strangers ask me to escort them around cons to keep pervs from grabbing their asses. They did not know me for longer than a single conversation before trusting me to keep actual creeps away.

"If you have a penis you're automatically a rapist."

Yeah I know, somehow, I've managed to go my entire life without ever accidentally fucking raping someone. I guess I'm special.

Still, anyone who tells me they're a potential rapist can stay the fuck away from any of my family members or I'll take them at their word and shoot them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

In Bob We Trust: Muh Diver City!

Nice to know Bob likes the 2006 Dead or Alive movie because it had hot babes in it.

 

[elder god]

In Bob We Trust: Muh Diver City!

Pizzagate could've turned out to be real, and Bob still would've found a way to defend her.
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You're right, Melania is a dumb whore.
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"I know obscure laws, I'm SMAHT!"
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Doesn’t apply to the pentagon, national guard or even the military in many circumstances.

 

[CervixHammer]

In Bob We Trust: Muh Diver City!

Brie Larson says she doesn't want to hear from white male critics, WHITE MALE "critic" MovieBlob spends 14 minutes talking about how she's right.