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Since I'd rather watch the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs again than subject myself to a MovieBob video, can you tell me whether he gives any explanation for why he himself should be exempted?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Since I'd rather watch the Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs again than subject myself to a MovieBob video, can you tell me whether he gives any explanation for why he himself should be exempted?
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Simple. He wants to be her booty call. Nothing more.
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I don't know or want to know about Bob but Brie Larson certainly isn't bring the booty in booty call. Brie "I have no ass and I must scream" Larson.
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"Do what I can't, for chrissakes! Wait..."
Damn. For once I agree with him. Can one of you meatbags give me a good carbon scoring cleaning? I don't know if I'll ever feel clean again.
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As someone who has watched them slowly, over about 30 years, evolve from an organization with at least a modicum of respectability behind it to the de facto slander arm of the regressive left, I hope to god we get to see this organization ripped open and its dirty laundry aired for the world to see.
Fuck the SPLC.
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Imagine being a hypocritical piece of shit like Bob. If you hate ICE then it’s indefensible to have voted for their creation.
You don’t get to wish death on half the population for how they voted then turn around give a mulligan to someone you like. Honestly, I expected this from Blobbo because he is mentally incapable of seeing it any other way
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These videos are really funny and ironic when you think about it a woman or POC has an opinion and I Bob Chipman a White Man will tell you why it's valid.
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Hey, has Bob gone on a rant yet about the new Jurassic World movie? I expected by now at least a hundred tweets bashing the Jurassic Park franchise and Michael Crichton for not evolving to be a part of the superior future.
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Healing our divides, one tweet at a time. Also "I'm smatah than you!"
I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
I think it's pretty funny, tbh.
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It's funny, Bob thinking he and his ilk can defeat Trump voters "permanently". He does realize that most of the military rank and file voted for Trump, and that Trump voters have most of the guns and the arable land? The only reason Bob and the more militantly deranged anti-Trumpers haven't been rounded up and given helicopter rides and lamppost neckties is because most right-wingers still believe it's possible to win within the system. All but the most TDS-infected leftists believe a Civil War would be a devastating ordeal that would change the country permanently. (It would also affect city-dwelling Liberals like Bob disproportionately, since they are far more dependent on supply lines and on working electricity than the people in Mayonnaise-Ghoul Land. ) Bob would probably melt down if he was deprived of Twitter for more than 2 days straight.
TL;DR Bob.
We'll always need farmers.
Conservatives have most of the guns.
There are some industries that will never be fully automated.
Jobs don't automatically belong to whatever set of peasant scabs agree to do them for the least amount of money. The American Middle Class will assert its right to exist, its right to expect that it's own damn country will put its interests first, will fight for its right to work a decent job for a decent amount of pay, and there is nothing inherently evil about that, BOB.
It's the Current Year, Bob. You're on the Wrong Side of History.
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He is not even on the Wrong Side; he is memory holed by History.
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Yes let's all hunt down the worst thing ever said by any single member of a group and judge the entire group that way.
Hm. I wonder what would happen if conservative media started bringing up Bob everywhere as an example of the left...
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Imagine giving Rush Limbaugh screenshots of Bob Chipman's greatest hits.
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Well we saw how badly McCain pwned him. I was thinking Crowder should notice Bob next...
Then we work up to Limbaugh and Shapiro.
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Along with appearing on Tucker Carlson's show, seeing Bob debate Ben Shapiro is something I would give up my firstborn to see.
But since it'll never happen I have to let my imagination do the work:
Shapiro: Bob, uh... are you actually going to try and argue your case or are you just going to keep calling me a mayonnaise ghoul?
Bob: Shut up Nahtzee!
Shapiro: ...you can see the kippah right? Or has the diabetes killed your eyesight?
Bob: I said shut up Nahtzee! You're holding back thah Superior Future!
Shapiro: Okay, honestly Bob, this Superior Future thing sounds suspiciously similar to the Final Solution. And what with your rhetoric about disenfranchising half the population because they're inferior and need to die off, of the two of us it's actually you who's sounding more like Hitler right now.
Bob: Nah, if you voted for Trump or didn't vote for Hillary you're beyahnd redemption. We could've been terraforming the moon right now.
Shapiro: Oh no, another one of you nuts going on about the moon... Well if all you're going to do is call me a Nazi and argue how I shouldn't be allowed to vote because I didn't vote the way you wanted and how I need to die off, I don't think there's anything else I need to say here, you're clearly insane. By the way, I had a quick flick through that book of yours. You do know Mario isn't real right?
Bob: MAHRIO IS REAL!!! RARGHFLARGHLARGHLRRRGRRRGHLLRRRHHJGHRRUUURRRR!!!
*crashes into diabetic coma*
Shapiro: Whoa...
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It's a shame Hillary is retired, more or less. The mental image of Hillary Clinton using Moviebob in a Sister Soulyah Moment is too delicious.
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Oh, way better than that. He briefly caught the attention of Robert Stacy McCain, one of the most acid-tongued right wing journalist/commentators in the bidness. He only devoted one post to him, but dubbed him a "bloated endomorph," among other priceless contributions to the Bob Chipman legendry.
http://theothermccain.com/2017/09/0...people-and-the_moviebobs-darwinian-inversion/
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To elaborate on that point, Bob and his ilk operate under the delusion that "belief = results" and they will get their heart's desire if they wish for it hard enough. History and science are not so much as impersonal and often fluid fields of study to them and instead see them as concrete and sentient entities similar to Yahweh, or the all-father from some pagan pantheon (take your pick.) It is essentially a "right makes might" mentally where their god substitute is always on their side and any attempt to resist it is futile.
I would wager that Bob believes that the Union won the American Civil War on ideals alone. No, it was not because the Union (largely) opposed slavery. It was because the Union had more industry and a larger population than the Confederacy. Similarly, the Confederacy failed to secure recognition for the two great powers at the time, the United Kingdom and France, so no one was going to force the Union to the bargaining table. One of the main factors hampering the Union's efforts was lack of effective military leadership, which changed after four long years and the Union bled the Confederacy dry.
Similarly, the United States did not win World War II on belief alone. In anything it was Hilter's belief in the spiritual/intellectual/physical superiority of the the Germanic peoples that did the Third Reich in because he poked the motherfucking bear (the USSR) with a much larger population, and the US with a much larger industrial base (and the Atlantic as a barrier against invasion.) Also, let us not forget that Josef Stalin was an ally of convenience. He was as much a tyrant Hitler and even worse in some respects and the only reason why the US and UK allied with him was because, "the enemy of my enemy."
TL;DR Bob is a delusional nut who believes that belief alone will ensure victory, and not blood, iron, or diplomacy.
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