Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Some random Bob thoughts:

I'm trying to imagine why anyone would be nice to Bob. His family seems to welcome him and be on board with his beliefs, but I wonder how much of that is quiet resignation, a mental block built up over the years of living with someone with obvious NPD. Perhaps they know that if they just smile and agree with him that Mario is the greatest thing since the invention of the civilly engineered sewage system, they'll avoid his tantrumming.

Another more troubling possibility: they ALL have NPD and Bob is just the member of the family that spergs the loudest about it on Twitter.

I do wonder how many "Mayonnaise-Ghouls" Bob has actually been exposed to in real life. Has he met a Lutheran granny from Wisconsin or a minority coal miner from a conservative community? Would his ideas about Midwestern ruralites change if Bob were to taste of their hospitality or witness their acts of charity? Or would he seethe with hatred at their happiness and group cohesion and resolve to destroy it with a raised fist?
 
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Pokemonquistador said:
Some random Bob thoughts:

I'm trying to imagine why anyone would be nice to Bob. His family seems to welcome him and be on board with his beliefs, but I wonder how much of that is quiet resignation, a mental block built up over the years of living with someone with obvious NPD. Perhaps they know that if they just smile and agree with him that Mario is the greatest thing since the invention of the civilly engineered sewage system, they'll avoid his tantrumming.

Another more troubling possibility: they ALL have NPD and Bob is just the member of the family that spergs the loudest about it on Twitter.

I do wonder how many "Mayonnaise-Ghouls" Bob has actually been exposed to in real life. Has he met a Lutheran granny from Wisconsin or a minority coal miner from a conservative community? Would his ideas about Midwestern ruralites change if Bob were to taste of their hospitality or witness their acts of charity? Or would he seethe with hatred at their happiness and group cohesion and resolve to destroy it with a raised fist?
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Is there any evidence he actually says any of this shit irl, though? He doesn't strike me as someone too eager to get into a meatspace confrontation, more resigned himself to online tantrums. My money would be on few of the people he meets in person on a regular basis (that don't follow his online presence) likely aren't even aware of his politics.

That said, I'm confident he's so far gone that he could meet a dozen midwest "dirt farmers" a day every day for a year, and he'd hate them just as much for reasons he made up in his head.
 
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Says the man who uses it to mean "People I disagree with".
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Way to completely dodge the point, fatty.
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I shudder to be in the same theater as him once Crazy Rich Asians comes out.
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Yet all the other shit you've said isn't either?
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What's with him and faces lately?
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