Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

Wait, while i have no doubt he got things wrong, i missed where it was confirmed. What did Bob screw up about BvS?

I'd have to dig some of it up but I remeber him getting some character motivations wrong from half-watching. Off the top of my head I know he missed the movie pointing out how Batman's behavior is abnormal for himself. Bob made later tweets about how Dick Grayson/Robin should be introduced so I'm assuming he somehow missed the movie heavily pointing at Dick having already left as Nightwing after a falling out and Jason Todd's death making Bruce more unhinged.

Maybe he had a brain fart and he did notice it in his review, shit is too long for me, but that one stuck out for me as The Death of Jason Todd is well known to casuals.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I don't really get this YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE STAR WARS ISN'T WRITTEN FOR YOU ANYMORE excuse

What does that even mean?

 

[RockVolnutt]

I don't really get this YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE STAR WARS ISN'T WRITTEN FOR YOU ANYMORE excuse

What does that even mean?

They're just saying "You're behind the times, gramps" even though Bob's almost 40.

 

[BScCollateral]

I don't really get this YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE STAR WARS ISN'T WRITTEN FOR YOU ANYMORE excuse

What does that even mean?

Good point. Why should i watch something that isn't written for me? If it used to be and now isn't, shouldn't that annoy me?

Honestly, it's just duckspeak. He's parroting opinions without thinking about them.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

They're just saying "You're behind the times, gramps" even though Bob's almost 40.

"The future is bad writing, old man!"

 

[Rekkington]

L I T E R A L N A Z I S
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I love how Bob consistently rags on low-income, drug-addicted, violent areas as long as they're full of white people. His whole life is like that video where the woman walks down the street to show how often she gets harassed and catcalled but they had to memoryhole it when people noticed it was all blacks and puerto ricans doing it.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Punditbob.

Muh Geneva Conventions.

Well he can't grasp Last Jedi, so they're not wrong.

 

[Foltest]

Oh, silly me, that changes...literally nothing at all.
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I see that as everyone else who has no idea about who Nietzsche is or what he believed in, thinks that he was some sort of proto nazi.
Nietzsche was many things, but there are two things that are for certain. He hated antisemitism (refusing to go to his sister weeding as she married an antisemitic) and he was not fond about nationalism. He tried to claim that he was of polish decent to fuck with the german nationalist who ran rampant. He also broke contact with Wagner after losing his respect over Wagner antisemitism. He also thought that popular culture was shit and leading to conformity and mediocrity.
I think that last thing is that Bobby takes issue with.

 

[Flexo]

But... America is not GOING into Mexico and stealing these kids. I mean, let's assume Bob's premises for a moment. Let's assume America is totally genociding brown people. Literally all the families would have to do to "prevent" this genocide is... wait for it... STAY HOME.

Dammit, Bob is the kind of idiot who would keep running into a tree and then declare that it attacked him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"These screenshots I found online prove that I've read Shazam. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, SUBMENTALS!"

Oh, that's why he has no friends, they're all (internet) dead.

 

[Flexo]

"These screenshots I found online prove that I've read Shazam. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, SUBMENTALS!"

Mark the day. We have the annual "Bob's actually right about something" moment. That is, grimdark CAPTAIN MARVEL (which is what he'd call him if he actually read the source and not "shazam") does suck. Even more than Supes, Billy should be fun.

I have a question for SDCC now: Name 3 friends/colleagues that have been killed/maimed.

 

[obliviousbeard]

I somehow doubt he knows anyone killed because of their politics/skin colour/religion. I mean, he doesn't have friends and colleagues would imply working.

 

[Rathkor]

"These screenshots I found online prove that I've read Shazam. TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, SUBMENTALS!"
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Oh, that's why he has no friends, they're all (internet) dead.
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Seems like asking him if he reads comics is a bit of a sore spot for him. I wonder why? Lol

 

[RockVolnutt]

Punditbob.
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Muh Geneva Conventions.
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Considering Bob wishes America to be abolished for an one world government, wouldn't that mean he advocates genocide as he wishes to destroy a national identity?

Seems like asking him if he reads comics is a bit of a sore spot for him. I wonder why? Lol

He'd really has no excuse with old Captain Marvel comics, they are all public domain alongside other Fawcett comics and can easily be obtained.

 

[Mola Ram]

Considering Bob wishes America to be abolished for an one world government, wouldn't that mean he advocates genocide as he wishes to destroy a national identity?

Y'know, for a guy who claims to be so enamored of globalism and a single one-world identity, and who repeatedly claims nationalism and tribalism is an element of the Inferior Past, he sure does show a lot of fucking pride in being from Boston.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

L I T E R A L N A Z I S
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Dare I ask what story he’s blowing out of proportion?

I don't really get this YOU'RE JUST UPSET BECAUSE STAR WARS ISN'T WRITTEN FOR YOU ANYMORE excuse

What does that even mean?

It’s means that if you don’t like the new SW movies you’re an inferior white male of the past that Lucas specifically wrote the old movies for and that’s the only reason you liked them.

Muh Geneva Conventions.

I’m sorry are these children being maimed and beaten in these facilities? are There some showers going on there that I don’t know about?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

He'd really has no excuse with old Captain Marvel comics, they are all public domain alongside other Fawcett comics and can easily be obtained.

Not quite true. These are the Captain Marvel comics that are public domain:

• All Hero Comics #1 (cover only)
• America's Greatest Comics #1-8
• Captain Marvel Adventures #1-2,4,7-41
• Captain Marvel Thrill Book
• Captain Midnight #1 (cover only)
• Master Comics #21, #50
• Special Edition Comics
• Whiz Comics #2, 7-60
• Wow Comics #9

That said, I'm not even sure if Bob even knows how Billy even met Shazam. (He followed a stranger to a train car that took him to the Rock of Eternity, and later DC-era comics revealed the stranger to be the ghost of Billy's father.) Given how he spends whatever meagre disposable income he has on Nintendo shit, I doubt that he has any money for comics and A) downloads them via torrent, or (more likely) B) not read them at all. He knows jack shit about the medium or its character outside of the basics.

he sure does show a lot of fucking pride in being from Boston.

And he's the reason why I don't want to be anywhere near that city.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Mark the day. We have the annual "Bob's actually right about something" moment. That is, grimdark CAPTAIN MARVEL (which is what he'd call him if he actually read the source and not "shazam") does suck. Even more than Supes, Billy should be fun.

Does bob even read the description of the fucking premise? Shazam won't be dark. Where the fuck did he pull the idea it will be grimdark. Seriously posting pictures from the character doesn't make you knowledgeable. In-depth explanations do. This is yet another example that Bob knows Jackshit on what he's talking about.

 

[thismanlies]

Muh Geneva Conventions.

Ah, Bob? There is a reason why we frown upon keeping children around violent criminals. It usually has to do with their own personal safety.

 

[elder god]

Feels inevitable that we've reached the "Everyone who doesn't like Last Jedi is a literal tard" phase right now.
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Oh, silly me, that changes...literally nothing at all.
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Bob, you do realize Nietzsche was being figurative right? He didn’t mean literal monsters or that the abyss would actually stare back into you. He was making a point about how easy it is to become similar to the things You hate when you aren’t careful, reading into Nietzsche this literally just makes you miss the point, like the moron that you are. And yes, he isn’t saying that you can’t oppose certain people, just that there are in fact bad tactics, regardless of the target.