Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

I guess Bob's not into the whole brevity thing.

Brevity is the soul of wit, and Bob is one of the most witless motherfuckers on the Farms.

 

[Red Hood]

Brevity is the soul of wit, and Bob is one of the most witless motherfuckers on the Farms.

From someone Bob hates due to them obviously being better at long-form critiques than him...

 

[Koby_Fish]

I see we're at the conspiracy phase of the James Gunn shitshow.
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Bob, leave the doxxing to us.
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why am I seeing echoes of how Dobson reacted to someone hypothetically pondering about possible #metoo skeletons in the blue bear's closet? Does movieblob copy from the blue bear as much as the blue bear copies movieblob?

 

[Pokemonquistador]

I guess Bob's not into the whole brevity thing.

Holy shit! 24 minutes of Bob sperging about a(n alleged) pedo who lost his job? I'd rather spend 24 minutes in a dentist's chair having a root canal where they haven't quite given you enough novocaine but the dentist can't hear you yelling over the sound of the drill. And this is 24 minutes of Bob in his sped up voice!!!! Which means it's probably 40 minutes of Bob if he were talking at a normal speed.

Is there a way we can weaponize this man and turn him into a force for good? I mean, the next time we discover a country trying to sponsor terrorism, we hang a loudspeaker out of the window of a tank and have Bob recite the Brick by Brick audiobook in their general direction. They'll probably detonate the suicide bombs they're working on, just to be free of his hideously accented ramblings.

 

[White Devil's Advocate]

If Bob was transported to the Civil War era, he would have become Michael Fassbender's character from 12 Years a Slave. Wait ... that's too thin for Bob. Maybe that " Yo name's TOBY!!!" guy from Roots? idk

 

[Tackleberry]

From someone Bob hates due to them obviously being better at long-form critiques than him...

...and satire
...and comedy in general
...and fan treatment
...and in varying content
...and in delivering the content their fans want
...and not being a loathsome cunt.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I see we're at the conspiracy phase of the James Gunn shitshow.
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Bob, leave the doxxing to us.
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“ISP number” lmfao, idiot.

How do I interwebs?? Just further proof these SJW morons have no experience with the internet before twatter.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I imagine that Bob is only Anti-Trump because it’s mainstream but if Trump were popular in the mainstream, Bob would be supportive because to Bob, following the trends of the cultural elite is most important because he believes he is one of them.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

“ISP number” lmfao, idiot.

How do I interwebs?? Just further proof these SJW morons have no experience with the internet before twatter.

"I got your ISP number, friendo. Consequences will never be the same."

 

[Kyria the Great]

Though I didn't want to suffer through a Bob Chipman video, sadly the comments are rather blindly loyal to whatever Bob says. Heck the watchers of Nostalgia Critic aren't this much of a lemming, yet here with are with Bobby Boy. These are one of the cases I believe the internet was a mistake and must be taken back.

 

[Mola Ram]

Though I didn't want to suffer through a Bob Chipman video, sadly the comments are rather blindly loyal to whatever Bob says. Heck the watchers of Nostalgia Critic aren't this much of a lemming, yet here with are with Bobby Boy. These are one of the cases I believe the internet was a mistake and must be taken back.

I feel like Bob's audience is very self-selecting. You can't argue with him or provoke him, since he just makes snide dismissals and blocks you -- so the shitposters and critics don't bother with him. People who just watch internet reviews either find him mildly interesting or mediocre, don't pay attention to his insane Twitter feed, and just watch his videos and move on. So all that's left are the exceptional fans who think his every word is genius.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Though I didn't want to suffer through a Bob Chipman video, sadly the comments are rather blindly loyal to whatever Bob says. Heck the watchers of Nostalgia Critic aren't this much of a lemming, yet here with are with Bobby Boy. These are one of the cases I believe the internet was a mistake and must be taken back.

It's getting to a point where I want all the Lolcows to tell their sycophants drinking bleach is good for you and see where the chip fall.

 

[BubbleButt]

"Blue metropolitan areas" are so unequivocally good to Bob, but if it wasn't for "blue metropolitan areas" we wouldn't have Donald Trump.

 

[Gordon Cole]

At least you're sperging about an actual problem.

Because it's a garbage song?

What is this, the fifth time he's gotten sick this year?

...So, you own a 3D Printer?

 

[Mola Ram]

What is this, the fifth time he's gotten sick this year?

Ya know what, I'll give him a pass on that one. Both long airplane flights and conventions are notorious breeding grounds for airborne illnesses.

On the other hand, he does seem to have the frail constitution of a fat slob who lives in a filthy basement, so YMMV.

 

[Pol Pots Pooter]

To bring this back to Bob. This *should* be the death knell for the GOP. Because they are so unfocused and divided. But the Democrats are just as well. And you have some of them like Bob who refuse to take in the former Republicans. The ones who hate Trump, who dont think he represents the party.

Honestly the comparisons to the Radical Republicans are probably the most apt in the thread. If you sideline talk about race issues and look solely at economics, the party system is undergoing the same twists and turns it did during the Gilded Age.

Rapid changes in technology and science radically shift the distribution of wealth. Last time around it was the Industrial Revolution and the development of steam engines, fossil fuels, heavy industry, factories, and line assembly. This time around it's the Information Age and the development of computing, broadband, renewables, the tech sector, and automation. The Zuckerbergs, Bezoses, and Gateses replaced the Carnegies, Fords, and Edisons, just as they replaced the Washingtons, Jeffersons, and Jacksons.

The liberal, progressive, party embraces the new wealth and ideas, and turns corrupt. They turn elitist and start defaming and screwing the majority of people, and the majority looks elsewhere for people that will represent their interests. Last time around that started with the Populist party and ended with the New Deal Democrats, who knows where it'll go this time around but I'd bet inside three or four Presidential election cycles we'll start seeing major populist third-party candidates when more people clue in the Democrats no longer represent the people but the tech sector and mass media. Right now the duct tape and chewing gum holding the parties together is the constant stream of left/right "Nazis vs. Commies" propaganda from the media, keeping populists on the left and right hating each other's guts instead of talking to each other and realizing they have common enemies and goals.

That's where the Democrats live right now. Elitist, corporatist, authoritarian, and hopelessly corrupt. Social justice is the cute little wrapper around anti-worker corporate-friendly policies, which has a dual purpose in being a convenient purity test and bludgeon. It's no coincidence "diversity in tech" corresponds so neatly with outsourcing and tax breaks, visa and green card abuse, and wage suppression, by the tech and service sectors.

Bob's a right winger just like most mainstream/establishment Democrats nowadays. Identity politics and social justice are just tools they use to delude themselves and try to cash in on the shifting distribution of wealth. It's less common to see him overtly attacking people on the left but he does, look how he shits on Sanders supporters, and I'd bet cash deep down he hates them more than those on the right. He's more than happy to support Republicans, but only so long as they pander -- look who he supported in 2016 for fuck's sake.

 

[Mr. Duck]

From someone Bob hates due to them obviously being better at long-form critiques than him...

This gives me a good excuse to repost this.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Honestly the comparisons to the Radical Republicans are probably the most apt in the thread. If you sideline talk about race issues and look solely at economics, the party system is undergoing the same twists and turns it did during the Gilded Age.

Rapid changes in technology and science radically shift the distribution of wealth. Last time around it was the Industrial Revolution and the development of steam engines, fossil fuels, heavy industry, factories, and line assembly. This time around it's the Information Age and the development of computing, broadband, renewables, the tech sector, and automation. The Zuckerbergs, Bezoses, and Gateses replaced the Carnegies, Fords, and Edisons, just as they replaced the Washingtons, Jeffersons, and Jacksons.

The liberal, progressive, party embraces the new wealth and ideas, and turns corrupt. They turn elitist and start defaming and screwing the majority of people, and the majority looks elsewhere for people that will represent their interests. Last time around that started with the Populist party and ended with the New Deal Democrats, who knows where it'll go this time around but I'd bet inside three or four Presidential election cycles we'll start seeing major populist third-party candidates when more people clue in the Democrats no longer represent the people but the tech sector and mass media. Right now the duct tape and chewing gum holding the parties together is the constant stream of left/right "Nazis vs. Commies" propaganda from the media, keeping populists on the left and right hating each other's guts instead of talking to each other and realizing they have common enemies and goals.

That's where the Democrats live right now. Elitist, corporatist, authoritarian, and hopelessly corrupt. Social justice is the cute little wrapper around anti-worker corporate-friendly policies, which has a dual purpose in being a convenient purity test and bludgeon. It's no coincidence "diversity in tech" corresponds so neatly with outsourcing and tax breaks, visa and green card abuse, and wage suppression, by the tech and service sectors.

Bob's a right winger just like most mainstream/establishment Democrats nowadays. Identity politics and social justice are just tools they use to delude themselves and try to cash in on the shifting distribution of wealth. It's less common to see him overtly attacking people on the left but he does, look how he shits on Sanders supporters, and I'd bet cash deep down he hates them more than those on the right. He's more than happy to support Republicans, but only so long as they pander -- look who he supported in 2016 for fuck's sake.

I wish I could hit Winner a thousand more times. You hit the nail on the head. Bob is still the same Randroid type he was during the pre-GG years, he just sees "left wing" ideas as the currently preferred way to get to his dumb Superior Future.

It's also really telling when he, like others in the media he idolizes, go on about how Americans should shut up about jobs because automation is "replacing" them while also demanding that we illegally take in more Mexican citizens to be....well, slave labor. This is one good example of a "progressive" talking point.

 

[Knyttet]

The Ken Burns of our time, everybody.
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He is so fucking retarded and incompetent at his job I don't know where to start.

OF COURSE you can't have a 4600+ word essay in a single textbox!

OF COURSE it will take a long time to render if you make the entire 25 minute video consist of one GIANT constantly animating image!

Also, slow render time isn't the fault of the software, but rather the hardware. Get a better computer, you turd! You have said yourself that you have had a crappy laptop for most of your """career""" and I can tell just from watching your videos that your render settings are shit and that you suck at editing!

Instead of bitching on Twitter you could try to actually deal with the problem yourself and maybe improve in your chosen profession!

 

[BubbleButt]

Also, slow render time isn't the fault of the softare, but rather the hardware. Get a better computer, you turd! You have said yourself that you have had a crappy laptop for most of your """career""" and I can tell just from watching your videos that your render settings are shit and that you suck at editing!

But he also claims he has a water cooled gaming rig that recently had to be taken to a shop and is very heavy

It's likely that his render settings are probably set to way beyond what YouTube requires and is getting compressed and he's wasting time for literally no fucking reason. If it takes longer than 2:1 minutes of render time to video length, even on old, shitty hardware, you're doing something incredibly wrong.