Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So he's upset people judge him by how he conducts himself online and feels it presents an unrealistic picture? If you where to spend a great deal of time on twitter ranting about the plebs, video's where you subtly re-enforce these notions and stumble around being genrally stupid and vicious you could hardly people think you're a sad stupid evil prick could you? Maybe bob does go on long walks but that isnt what we see.
 
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So he's upset people judge him by how he conducts himself online and feels it presents an unrealistic picture? If you where to spend a great deal of time on twitter ranting about the plebs, video's where you subtly re-enforce these notions and stumble around being genrally stupid an viscious you could hardly people think you're a sad stupid evil prick could you? Maybe bob does go on long walks but that isnt what we see.

Now, how is Bob gonna complain about the latest atrocities of white redneck garbage people or namedrop some obscure cinema movement he barely understands if he's out enjoying the bucolic splendor of nature? Surely he could do far more good for the world sitting in his basement trying to mush his smartphone into his forehead folds in his quest to become one with it. The fate of the world depends on Bob's haaaawt takes!
 
What's funny, and a reason to observe the Prime Directive when it comes to Bob, is that deep down he knows that every one of those "mayo ghouls" have contributed more to society than he actually has.

He's a "YouTube Star" in an era of internet glut. A fat wannabe who has less followers than a baked potato once got on Twitter. His knowledge of cinema and story building is laughable to kids in 8th grade Creative Writing.

Even the biggest meth'd out sister-fucking jail bouncing loser in the Mid-West has in real life friends that they at least hang out with and get high. Sure, all their stories start out with "So me and T-EBT-Card were high as fuck and..." but at least he's got them.

What's Bob got? "So there I was on Twitter..." or "There I was tweeting at my brother's Cancun wedding" or "There I was tweeting at SDCC..."

Big fucking deal. There's heroin junkies in Asshole Ohio with better life stories than he's got.

He's in his fucking 30's, and has lived less than men and women a decade younger than him.

And for what? To spout out the same opinions as the loud mouths in his echo chamber? To be remembered as a fat fuck who was too lazy to go to a relative's funeral? As a loser who can't deconstruct a film if you held his next hot-pocket over a garbage disposal?

He could vanish off the face of the fucking earth, have all his accomplishments wiped from history and reality, and NOTHING would change. Not one fucking thread. This thread would just be renamed with different pictures of some other sped in the alternate reality where our Bob doesn't exist and their Bob got a fucking job, got married, had 3 kids, and one time slid his car into a ditch trying to rush to the hospital when his kid broke their arm.

And that's what Bob knows, deep down.

Nothing he has done has even made a difference. Not a bit. He's made no noticable difference in people's lives beyond a YouTube video and some tweets.

His life doesn't even add up to an Ozymandius poem.

When his inevitable heart attack from diabetes complications takes him, once he's cremated and set on his family's shelf, he'll cease to exist. Nobody will maintain his videos. Eventually they'll end up 404.

He knows this. Deep down.

He doesn't scream about "Mid-West Mayo Ghouls" because he thinks he's superior.

Deep down, he knows they're better than him and it's too late for him to change that.
 
I can't wait for him to start screaming at children.
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He's still doubling down on The Rock as president.
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On that note, this is the new thread theme song:
(Or at least it would be if he had a legal leg to stand on.)
 
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The police take one look at that fat diabetic living in his brother’s basement and laugh him out of the precinct.
 
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The police take one look at that fat diabetic living in his brother’s basement and laugh him out of the precinct.

Bob aggravates me as much as he does anyone here, but I don't want to see him harassed or bothered, for a lot of reasons. That said, what are the chances he's actually being harassed versus people making legitimate complaints to his various superiors because of his utterly abhorrent online behavior?
 
Bob aggravates me as much as he does anyone here, but I don't want to see him harassed or bothered, for a lot of reasons. That said, what are the chances he's actually being harassed versus people making legitimate complaints to his various superiors because of his utterly abhorrent online behavior?

Well it was a ways back but earlier in this thread someone post a screenshot of a comment on one of his videos of a guy having a rant just like Bob described. So this time i believe him.

Of course a human being capable of empathy would take a moment to ask themself "what did i do to drive a man to this?" Maybe even recommend the guy to some therapist. But no. As always Bob can never comprehend the part he has played in his own problems. 37 years old and he has the self-awareness of a toddler.
 
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Well it was a ways back but earlier in this thread someone post a shot of a comment on one of his videos of a guy having a rant just like Bob described. So this time i believe him.

Of course a human being capable of empathy would take a moment to ask themself "what did i do to drive a man to this?" Maybe even recommend the guy to some therapist. But no. As always Bob can never comprehend the part he has played in his own problems. 37 years old and he has the self-awareness of a toddler.

I bet that Bob comprehend very well,but prefers passing the bucket or gloats at the idea of a "red state subhuman" beign triggered watching his videos to the point of ranting in the comments
 
Bob aggravates me as much as he does anyone here, but I don't want to see him harassed or bothered, for a lot of reasons. That said, what are the chances he's actually being harassed versus people making legitimate complaints to his various superiors because of his utterly abhorrent online behavior?
Don’t forget he considers us his stalkers and harassers too and all we do is copy/paste his asinine public tweets and mock him.
 
I can't wait for him to start screaming at children.
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Bob is only angry about that because the e-sports scene didn't became like the competition at the end of The Wizard where they play Mario 3.

Also, wasn't Bob going to sue me because of the video i made?, i remember him saying something along those words.
 
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