Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I figured Silk illustrated the point that Bob doesn't know what he's talking about and is a hypocrite even more. She came from a big event story and had tons of shilling. I fully await the day Bob calls comic readers ultra Nazis for not liking nu-Marvel and the following day goes "Wow, Riri Willaims had an origin where she steals stuff. Maybe that shouldn't be in the movies!"

It also shows how easily he'd resort to calling people horrible things over something he has zero context to because he just goes "minority=good!" in his head even if we're talking about fictional characters made by woke white people. Not breaking news but it shows he'll call you a Nazi for having problems with stories he never read himself.

What's also funny is that Silk is openly (to the reader) autistic. It wasn't handled very well imo, but it just proves that SJW's care so much about "representation" that they can't even be bothered to notice when it happens. They. don't. actually. buy. the. books. Meanwhile, I own that issue, and many others.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Tried to see if i could find any clues about what @Knyttet was talking about and my search led me to...
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FilmsDiscussedByMoviebob

IT HAS 4 SUBPAGES!
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If you think that’s depressing, I recently found the comments section on Bob’s review of The Problem With Apu (someone mentioned the twat who made it in another thread so I went looking on YouTube and Bob’s video came up) and...

I need a fucking drink.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Still sperging about Roseanne, with a dash of James Gunn.

Get ready to see this exact same point regurgitated in his Really That Good: Star Wars video.

So in other words, movies with non-white leads should have their own separate category that's equal to the other awards.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"The Separate But Equal Oscars"

also "That matters to."
ffs bob

 

[Lensherr]

This video is nine months old, but I haven't seen it posted here yet:

It's in response to Bob's video on the Cuphead controversy (where a video game journo being an utter failure at playing the game resulted in heaps of mockery, which in turned caused other journos to circle the wagons to protect one of their own and invoking GamerGate and the alt-right in the process), and you can see a bit of what's happening with the current James Gunn's situation in Bob's argumentation; that is, him throwing any sort of context and logic out the window just to stick it to those he doesn't like.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Bob's whining about superheroes and representation with the Oscars is Hilarious if you look at the last five best picture wins.

Shape of Water (Fishman Love Story).
Moonlight (Story of poor, gay, Black Man).
Spotlight (A Film about exposing the church in his hometown.).
Birdman (Story of Man getting over playing a Superhero).
12 Years a Slave (Self Explanatory).

Capeshit Related, Homos, Blacks, White Man Oppression, Weird Sex, Religious Hypocrisy, and Fucking Boston. Seriously how is this stupid fat manchild SJW fuck not happy?

 

[RockVolnutt]

This video is nine months old, but I haven't seen it posted here yet:

It's in response to Bob's video on the Cuphead controversy (where a video game journo being an utter failure at playing the game resulted in heaps of mockery, which in turned caused other journos to circle the wagons to protect one of their own and invoking GamerGate and the alt-right in the process), and you can see a bit of what's happening with the current James Gunn's situation in Bob's argumentation; that is, him throwing any sort of context and logic out the window just to stick it to those he doesn't like.

The "things that are really a big deal" thing Bob brings up in that video reminds me of how confused I am whenever he gets mad about alleged "Russian Interference".......while also preaching that the world should be under one flag which means that should be a good thing for him if true.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Still sperging about Roseanne, with a dash of James Gunn.
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Get ready to see this exact same point regurgitated in his Really That Good: Star Wars video.
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So in other words, movies with non-white leads should have their own separate category that's equal to the other awards.
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He’s so disingenuous. Since when has time ever been a factor in hand waving away someone’s shitty behavior or words? Once convicted a shitlord by the church of social justice, you’re always a shitlord......except now with James Gunn. Suddenly “people can change” and “it happened a long time ago”.

Honestly, though, it’s not new because they used all this shit when Sarah “Nicholas” Nyberg aka srhbutts was outed as a pedophile dog fucker.


Edit: Blob, you want to hand out awards to minorities solely based on their skin color not the quality of the film. Your transparent nonsense ie. “give awards to movies that bring people out to theaters and spread positivity” is incredibly stupid and naive. You’re still not understanding that this is an attempt by the academy to have people watch their show which is dying. It’s not about diversity awards which is what you want.

 

[BScCollateral]

This video is nine months old, but I haven't seen it posted here yet:

Bob defends incompetence because he's not competent.

The James Gunn situation is interesting, because James Gunn can make a pretty decent movie.

 

[Red Hood]

DSP wasn't?

Bob didn't accidentally stream himself beating off.

I don't know how one would survive witnessing that without hysterical blindness setting in.

 

[Florence]

Does anyone else find Bob’s habit of capitalising RANDOM CONCEPTS to be incredibly GRATING?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

He seems to have taken down the video now, but it was a tangent where he basically said:

"as a teenager I used to inherit my books from my older female cousin. This meant that I read mostly books aimed at teenage girls, which gave me a good window into the young female psyche. And my younger viewers may find the works of [author I can't recall] in particular to be
Very...
(stickfigure drawing of a girl crying)
Very...
(a stickfigure boy comes into frame)
Very...
(the stickfigure boy comforts and hugs the crying girl)
Very...
(the stickfigure girl starts sucking the boy's dick)
Very...
(the boy fucks the girl doggystyle)
Helpful! Heheheheheheh!
(picture of two girls 69ing and the boy filming them with a video camera) "

I don't recall the exact words he used but that was basically the essence of it.

Also sorry for sloppy formatting but I'm on my phone.

This story is creepy as hell. It's also fake as fuck. There is no way Bob was smart enough to pull this off and he sure as shit hasn't gotten laid. The fact he thought this was a thing he should say about himself still speaks volumes about what a complete fucking hypocrite he is, but that's just the male feminist standard at this point.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob defends incompetence because he's not competent.

The James Gunn situation is interesting, because James Gunn can make a pretty decent movie.

James Gunn wrote a book about how he learned everything about filmmaking from Troma's The Toxic Avenger. Another Troma alumni wrote a book about how he learned everything about business from The Toxic Avenger. Clearly, Bob read neither of these because if he did, he would have improved quite a bit.

 

[Mola Ram]

Does anyone else find Bob’s habit of capitalising RANDOM CONCEPTS to be incredibly GRATING?

RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, inappropriate use-of-hyphens, capricious "use" of "quotation" "marks" ... all mortar in the brick wall of Bob's shitfucked writing ability.

 

[Anonimo]

This story is creepy as hell. It's also fake as fuck. There is no way Bob was smart enough to pull this off and he sure as shit hasn't gotten laid. The fact he thought this was a thing he should say about himself still speaks volumes about what a complete fucking hypocrite he is, but that's just the male feminist standard at this point.

My knee jerk reaction is to jump on the "It's a fake" train. Often Bob's (lack of a) sex life has been the butt of the joke, and given what we've seen of the likes of Sick Nick, if it were anyone other than Bob, I might actually have cause for alarm.

I still am horrified imagining Bob actually saying this, but for different reasons. It's no secret that Bob airs out his genocidal fantasies for all to see. It's also no secret that men who label themselves feminists tend to be exactly the kind of men feminism complain about. So naturally, our base assumption is to assume Bob is no different. Whether or not if Bob actually did this is inconsequential to me. If I'm going to be perfectly honest, the fact that Bob would actually suggest something like this and pass it off as a joke worries me more than his dime-a-dozen "Death to Convseratives" manifestos.

 

[BR55]

RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, inappropriate use-of-hyphens, capricious "use" of "quotation" "marks" ... all mortar in the brick wall of Bob's shitfucked writing ability.

As atrocious as Bob's writing is how he writes is still nowhere near as bad as what he writes.
I mean can you name anyone else who would turn the Carebears into an Avengers style team up to take down an Old Testament God figure?
Or a Terminator film where Skynet are the good guys?
Or his utter lack of basic comprehension when it comes to film analysis?
Not to mention all his screeds calling for a Final Solution to the Republican Question.
Bob needs a Therapist not an English Teacher.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Not to mention all his screeds calling for a Final Solution to the Republican Question.

This reminded me of what Andrew Cumo said a few days ago about how America wasn't great before (which Bob hasn't talked about yet).

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I am honestly asking, is Bob about the only one who is using #RehireJamesGunn?

Dobson was before he got kicked off Twitter again for ban-evading.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Dobson was before he got kicked off Twitter again for ban-evading.

While not as deranged as Bob Lindsay Ellis has the RehireGunn bug up her ass too.

 

[Gordon Cole]

My knee jerk reaction is to jump on the "It's a fake" train. Often Bob's (lack of a) sex life has been the butt of the joke, and given what we've seen of the likes of Sick Nick, if it were anyone other than Bob, I might actually have cause for alarm.

I still am horrified imagining Bob actually saying this, but for different reasons. It's no secret that Bob airs out his genocidal fantasies for all to see. It's also no secret that men who label themselves feminists tend to be exactly the kind of men feminism complain about. So naturally, our base assumption is to assume Bob is no different. Whether or not if Bob actually did this is inconsequential to me. If I'm going to be perfectly honest, the fact that Bob would actually suggest something like this and pass it off as a joke worries me more than his dime-a-dozen "Death to Convseratives" manifestos.

And you have to wonder why he even told it to begin with. Who the fuck would be impressed and not insanely creeped out by that?

Though it could also show his utter ineptitude with women, to the point where he made up a story without realizing how gross and wrong it sounds to everyone with a functioning brain.