Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BScCollateral]

You're assuming there's a room big enough for them.

Designed to hold four Saturn Vs at once.

 

[Brother Wind]

...what's the big deal with his Miyamoto nonsense?

Bob's being an idiot. Like I always have to double check when I see Stan Lee in the news. Because the dude's like 110. Miyamoto is what 60?

 

[BubbleButt]

It went out of its way to mock sjws and sjw culture, and so Bob is trying to hate on it without appearing to be butthurt. Much like he did when South Park did the same. He knows if he acts all ragey, people will side with Groening. But if he fakes being calm and rational while playing the "this kind of thing just doesnt work like it used to," he might be able to fool some people into avoiding it.

Huh, must not have gotten to it yet, either that or it was so broad you'd have to be retarded to get upset about it.

 

[Mola Ram]

Huh, must not have gotten to it yet, either that or it was so broad you'd have to be retarded to get upset about it.

OMG THE R WORD TRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEtarded

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob's being an idiot. Like I always have to double check when I see Stan Lee in the news. Because the dude's like 110. Miyamoto is what 60?

Miyamoto's 65 and not a lardass, he probably will make it into his 90s or later depending what advances in medial science happen by then. Not saying this just to shit on Bob but chances are Miyamoto will outlive him.

 

[BScCollateral]

Miyamoto's 65 and not a lardass, he probably will make it into his 90s or later depending what advances in medial science happen by then. Not saying this just to shit on Bob but chances are Miyamoto will outlive him.

Only if there is a God in Heaven.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Miyamoto's 65 and not a lardass, he probably will make it into his 90s or later depending what advances in medial science happen by then. Not saying this just to shit on Bob but chances are Miyamoto will outlive him.

Japan also boasts the highest life expectancy on the planet. Miyamoto looks like he is at a healthy weight and quite happy with his life. I'm guessing that he'll live into his late eighties or nineties. Meanwhile, Bob is obese (perhaps morbidly so) with diabetes and a miserable cunt on top of that. I would be surprised if he dies after Miyamoto-San.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

>boast about being a superior person in every way
>bald, single, fat, entire life is some form of consumer media

Every fucking time.

Also is reviewing things online his entire life or does he have an actual job?

 

[Creep3r]

Hey @RockVolnutt, is this even remotely true?
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Batman's beliefs have always varied from writer to writer (as with all comic book characters) with some depicting him as Christian, Buddhist or indifferent, although I think one of his creators said he thought of Batman as analogous to Jesus in terms of self-sacrifice. But from what I've gathered, this news seems to come from a fairly recent comic issue: https://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Batman_Vol_3_53
Apparently, in the story Bruce had his faith shaken (something along those lines) after what happened to his parents, which everyone on twitter and reddit (and the clickbait fucks that wrote that Washington Post article) took as a declaration that he was an atheist. But the writer for the comic didn't seem too fond of that specific interpretation and said on twitter that people misunderstood his work, claiming he didn't read it that way.

Lot of people saying Batman 53 (which I wrote) shows Batman is an atheist. That’s not how I read that comic. But I don’t think my reading of it is the most important one. Anyway, I hope you read the whole thing for yourself and decide for yourself.

"It would be very easy to read this part of the issue as a clear declaration that Batman is an atheist. Many fans have interpreted the issue this way, leading to interesting debates... where some have even gone on to question how, exactly, Batman can be an atheist if he regularly works with Wonder Woman.. However, if you read the issue carefully there's another possibility that opens up: Bruce Wayne believes in something, he’s just lost all of his faith in it."

So basically he's a theistic apatheist if anything (indifferent) at the moment just trying to move forward past the grief and make sense of what he believes, although DC wiki and other sites have gone on to proudly declare that he's an atheist instead. I guess that's progressive or something? As for the Mr. Terrific thing, that was never played for laughs if I recall. Not sure where the fuck Bob got that. A lot of it came from the death of his family which was a great source of grief, but he made peace with that I think after seeing his dead loved ones one last time.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

tl;dr Batman doesn't need to talk to God. He's Batman.

 

[Gordon Cole]

New video:

And white-knighting immigrants in the name of Monica.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

New video:

And white-knighting immigrants in the name of Monica.
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Can somebody please tweet to Bob that if an illegal alien is employed and/or receiving benefits it's because they're committing social security fraud?

 

[BubbleButt]

Aren't misdemeanors technically crimes and therefore illegal?

 

[BScCollateral]

Movie Bob, Social Critic, does not know misdemeanors are illegal.

Does he ever say something smart by mistake?

 

[Flexo]

Yes! Thank you all for the obvious replies!

I had to go check the tweet. 2 literal "amens", 2 heroes and 1 idiot so far.

(I would love to know what other countries call foreigners...)

EDIT: Oh hey... apparently not true.
https://www.quora.com/Which-countries-other-than-the-USA-call-foreigners-aliens

 

[Gordon Cole]

"NOTICE ME, LINDSAY!"

Bob, we have enough evidence that you have shitty taste. Please stop giving us more examples.

 

[Mola Ram]

I liked The Happytime Murders better when it was called Meet the Feebles.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I liked The Happytime Murders better when it was called Meet the Feebles.

Or Greg the Bunny.

Or Avenue Q.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Or Greg the Bunny.

Or Avenue Q.

This is like the third movie Bob has liked this year that bombed and sucked hard this year, alongside A Wrinkle in Time and Solo.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob, we have enough evidence that you have shitty taste. Please stop giving us more examples.
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Bob is truly a plebian in everything he touches. You would think he could fix that, but no one can fix Bob's shit taste.