Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

This is like the third movie Bob has liked this year that bombed and sucked hard this year, alongside A Wrinkle in Time and Solo.

I thought it was coming out tomorrow. How can it have bombed?

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

Honestly and in all good faith. Do you think Bob is a virgin? And I don't mean he's not had sex in years, but in the most literal way possible, he has never touched a vagina since the day he was born.

 

[lechatnoir]

Honestly and in all good faith. Do you think Bob is a virgin? And I don't mean he's not had sex in years, but in the most literal way possible, he has never touched a vagina since the day he was born.

He DOES have the rage one finds in certain types of virgins... virgins with rage, you could say.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I thought it was coming out tomorrow. How can it have bombed?

I was trying to meant by the reviews, though Solo had decent reviews. I accidentally put bombed in there as a typo. What I was trying to say is that Bob liked three movies that didn’t do well at the box office (Happytime Murders might not do well but I could be wrong), the others being Wrinkle in Time and Solo.

 

[Brother Wind]

I was trying to meant by the reviews, though Solo had decent reviews. I accidentally put bombed in there as a typo. What I was trying to say is that Bob liked three movies that didn’t do well at the box office (Happytime Murders might not do well but I could be wrong), the others being Wrinkle in Time and Solo.

You just got too eager in slagging off Bob again. Gotta stop doing that my man. Makes you look silly.

Kind of bummed it's reviewing poorly, I was kind of hoping it was good. I'll wait to rent it or something, give it a shot.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You just got too eager in slagging off Bob again. Gotta stop doing that my man. Makes you look silly.

Kind of bummed it's reviewing poorly, I was kind of hoping it was good. I'll wait to rent it or something, give it a shot.

I didn’t mean to slag him off, but I got way to eager to do it early since I wanted to point it out.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Movie Bob, Social Critic, does not know misdemeanors are illegal.

Does he ever say something smart by mistake?

I'm sure @Sexy Times Hitler has the tweet but Bob seems aware. He explained before that he wants them in and to only catch them if they stab somebody or something. It's just another variant of him trying to disguise his moronic "We'd be intellectual supermen without borders. Survival of the fittest! White people are obsolete so they don't want to compete knowing they'd be DESTROYED!" idea.

He really doesn't get that wanting no borders is the equivalent of shouting "rape me in the ass" and law enforcement wouldn't work since they have absolutely no jurisdiction over the undefinable area formerly known as the United States.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"YOU'RE ALL CONSERVIDIOTS REEEEEEEE"

"It's criminal that I still live in a basement!"

Honestly, I'm mad that we're getting more shitty remakes.

Also, Zendaya sucks.

Is this supposed to be a joke?

No.

Can't be worse than The Game Overthinker.

I'm sure @Sexy Times Hitler has the tweet but Bob seems aware. He explained before that he wants them in and to only catch them if they stab somebody or something. It's just another variant of him trying to disguise his moronic "We'd be intellectual supermen without borders. Survival of the fittest! White people are obsolete so they don't want to compete knowing they'd be DESTROYED!" idea.

 

[Dr. Dik]

Honestly and in all good faith. Do you think Bob is a virgin? And I don't mean he's not had sex in years, but in the most literal way possible, he has never touched a vagina since the day he was born.

Bob is basically an incel. He still deeply resents highschool and can never get over it. The only difference is he goes after Republicans instead of Chads. Think about it his whole superior future bullshit is basically the beta uprising with a different title.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Can't be worse than The Game Overthinker.
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At least Lauren Southern is creating marketable political content viewed by qualified professionals.
At least Lauren Southern goes on talk shows and discusses her views with people who can disagree.
At least Lauren Southern is officially registered as a man instead of just pretending to be one from her basement.

 

[Kyria the Great]

At least Lauren Southern is creating marketable political content viewed by qualified professionals.
At least Lauren Southern goes on talk shows and discusses her views with people who can disagree.
At least Lauren Southern is officially registered as a man instead of just pretending to be one from her basement.

Also Lauren Southern isn't a coward and goes places where it can put her at actual risk to film about controversial topics instead of Bob who will cowardly rebuke anything he doesn't agree with.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Also Lauren isn't out off breath when she walk sup stairs.
Also Lauren doesnt waste her holiday with family on twitter.
Also Lauren quit her job due to personal integrity and wasnt fired for incompetance.
Also Lauren covers relavent political subjects as opposed to James gunn getting fired from Disney capeshit prt 40.
Also Lauren doesnt look the other way with sex offenders on her team.

EDIT-says a lot about you when Lauren fucking Southern is the bigger man.

 

[Red Hood]

"YOU'RE ALL CONSERVIDIOTS REEEEEEEE"
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"It's criminal that I still live in a basement!"
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Honestly, I'm mad that we're getting more shitty remakes.

Also, Zendaya sucks.
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Is this supposed to be a joke?
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No.
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Can't be worse than The Game Overthinker.
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Yahtzee shrugs and lets the rest of the Escapist fall from his shoulders when?

 

[Kyria the Great]

Also Lauren doesnt look the other way with sex offenders.

That last point is one that people should always grill him on, that and the fact Bob is scoffing at a film about farmers in South Africa getting murdered. Has anyone asked him about the murdering of white farmers in South Africa?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Also Lauren Southern isn't a coward and goes places where it can put her at actual risk to film about controversial topics instead of Bob who will cowardly rebuke anything he doesn't agree with.

That’s what I can sum Bob in one word. He’s basically one big coward when confronted.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

That last point is one that people should always grill him on, that and the fact Bob is scoffing at a film about farmers in South Africa getting murdered. Has anyone asked him about the murdering of white farmers in South Africa?

We already know what his answer will be. He's going to try to dodge the question and downplay there being any murders at all but still come out in support of the policy.

 

[LaughingJoke]

That’s what I can sum Bob in one word. He’s basically one big coward when confronted.

If he's never going to touch a pussy he can at least be one.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Has anyone asked him about the murdering of white farmers in South Africa?

"IT'S NOT REAL!"

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"IT'S NOT REAL!"
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[citation needed]

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Yahtzee shrugs and lets the rest of the Escapist fall from his shoulders when?

It can't happen soon enough. I'm hoping Yahtzee can get the hell out before the whole place implodes.