Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

It can't happen soon enough. I'm hoping Yahtzee can get the hell out before the whole place implodes.

I take it he was very shell shocked when he found out Bob was coming back to The Escapist?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Real estate can only fuction adjacent to organized crime?

What is this imbecile talking about?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Trying to defend The Happytime Murders. And failing. And he shits on South Park some more.

God, I don't pray to you often, but please let us have a photo of Bob doing the soyboy smile while playing a Switch.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

There were too many jokes I could put on the binder so I just gave up and went with the classic. Go wild.

 

[Flexo]

At least Lauren Southern is creating marketable political content viewed by qualified professionals.
At least Lauren Southern goes on talk shows and discusses her views with people who can disagree.
At least Lauren Southern is officially registered as a man instead of just pretending to be one from her basement.

Also Lauren Southern isn't a coward and goes places where it can put her at actual risk to film about controversial topics instead of Bob who will cowardly rebuke anything he doesn't agree with.

She's also attractive and people would have sex with her.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

There were too many jokes I could put on the binder so I just gave up and went with the classic. Go wild.

I'm surprised you didn't go with Hillary Clinton moon wheat.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'll make up for it with a ditched idea from yesterday

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'll make up for it with a ditched idea from yesterday

Holy shit that made me laugh hard.

 

[Gordon Cole]

You wanna come at the new Puppet Master movie for "no coherent sense of tone" and still praise Last Jedi to high heaven?

"My right big toe"

 

[Red Hood]

You wanna come at the new Puppet Master movie for "no coherent sense of tone" and still praise Last Jedi to high heaven?
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"My right big toe"
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What in the Puppet Master series' illustrious history makes Bob think it's going to be anything more than a cheap B movie?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What in the Puppet Master series' illustrious history makes Bob think it's going to be anything more than a cheap B movie?

Bob cannot understand anything that isn't AAA films. Why else is he a corporate whore?

 

[The Nothingness]

"IT'S NOT REAL!"
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He would be perfect in Mao's China denying the massive famine brought on by the Great Leap Forward.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob cannot understand anything that isn't AAA films. Why else is he a corporate whore?

I take it Bob was never an MST3K fan. It would do him well to remember, "Repeat to yourself, it's just a show. I should really just relax."

 

[thismanlies]

He would be perfect in Mao's China denying the massive famine brought on by the Great Leap Forward.

He probably does see this as a great leap forward, mainly because he's clearly in no danger of starving or having angry mobs storm his basement.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I take it Bob was never an MST3K fan. It would do him well to remember, "Repeat to yourself, it's just a show. I should really just relax."

He is, he even flew out all the way to Minnesota for the reunion and asked them the thesis of his IBWT episode about how he thinks younger people can't relate to MST3K anymore.

Quelle surprise, they disagree.

(Timestamped.)

 

[Mola Ram]

He is, he even flew out all the way to Minnesota for the reunion and asked them the thesis of his IBWT episode about how he thinks younger people can't relate to MST3K anymore.

Quelle surprise, they disagree.

(Timestamped.)

See, no generation that follows will be as smart or cultured as Bob.

His narcissism is staggering.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He is, he even flew out all the way to Minnesota for the reunion and asked them the thesis of his IBWT episode about how he thinks younger people can't relate to MST3K anymore.

Quelle surprise, they disagree.

(Timestamped.)

Wow, when he isn't able to edit a video his stupidity shines bright. Listen to the amount of times he says "um" when he was asking his question.

 

[Lensherr]

"IT'S NOT REAL!"
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Also, does anyone else find it odd that he capitalizes the word white when referring to people of that ethnicity?

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Also, does anyone else find it odd that he capitalizes the word white when referring to people of that ethnicity?

I figured you all knew why. Bob follows Tariq Nasheed and Kwanzer type 'black supremacists' who intentionally capitalize black (as if black people come from the nation of Black) while intentionally not doing the same for white. Bob is too dull and dense to notice he's goofing up their double standard.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I figured you all knew why. Bob follows Tariq Nasheed and Kwanzer type 'black supremacists' who intentionally capitalize black (as if black people come from the nation of Black) while intentionally not doing the same for white. Bob is too dull and dense to notice he's goofing up their double standard.

Tariq Nasheed is like the ultimate black supremacist, not surprising Bob would follow him given his political views. I wonder if he follows Steve Shives as well in regards to atheism and feminism.