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He believes China will create "The Superior Future" if America fails to listen to his stupid ideas like "we don't need borders".
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Yellow fever? I submit the following clip from a more famous film (co)starring John Cho.
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That was a postmodern comic book written in the 80s, you moron.
"But when I overthink children's properties..."
And lastly, he still has the ability to project in 70mm IMAX.
"But when I overthink children's properties..."
And lastly, he still has the ability to project in 70mm IMAX.
It's the most off-puttingly authoritarian case of Yellow Fever I've ever seen.
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Nintendo and Kung Fu movies he probably feels he owes them also if the little dick thing is true it makes him feel "Big" in comparison god knows Black Dicks ain't ever doing that.
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I'm going to mock the hell out of Bob if he starts going on about Morrison. When he inserted himself in the comics, and not by making him the protagonist or anything, it was him playing around with the role of the writer in relation to a story. How in the world is that similar to making a super special self-insert because "it looks like me!" and "representation"?
Morrison is one of my faves.
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Ugh. I don't want to see Lindsay Ellis' Beauty and the Beast review. Does she talk about the deranged Feminist theory that the Beauty and the Beast story was written for teenage girls to prepare them for their marital wedding night rape at the hands of their "beastly" husbands? Because I have heard that that is a thing that feminists actually believe.
Also, Bob has a beef against the Little Mermaid now? He does know the difference between naivety and stupidity, right? Ariel was a princess who lived a sheltered life, was 16 years old, and was enthusiastically curious about the surface world. Her whole character was being enthusiastically curious about things her overbearing father had protected her from. Ariel was NOT stupid. She'd had the intelligence to assemble and organize an impressive collection of surface world objects. She even saved Prince Eric's life, not once, but TWICE. Oh, but because she acted realistically to being thrust into a strange new alien world and didn't immediately knock Prince Eric over the head, steal his kingdom, don armor, and lead a fleet of warships against Ursula, she's somehow dumb and demeaning to women. Feminists hate Ariel because of her passivity and her reliance on others for help, but I'd say that makes her pretty damned realistic for a teenage girl who'd been sheltered for most of her life. Why can't Bob understand this? I thought he'd read a lot of girl-aimed fiction and was some sort of expert in girl behavior. (He couldn't be LYING about that, could he?...)
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No she actually defends it, unlike most internet reviewers she's got a pretty good grasp of power dynamics and understands the neccesity of suspention of disbelief, she also gave some genuinly interesting insights into stockhilm syndrome and how it isnt what Belle experiances.
Her 2nd video which is a review of the remake she actually rails against the idea of Disney being self aware as being destructive and counter intuative.
In regards to what Bob does or doesnt like, their isnt any deeper principles it's totally abritrary, it's why he hates south park despite season 19-22 being deeply naunced complex analysis on American culture, their's no deeper logic. Just a spur of the moment visceral feeling about the media. It's why he's so bad at his job.
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I actually watch quite a few non-white YouTubers. It seems like Moviebob doesn't care about content creators unless they're white people hiring minorities to make themselves look woke. And he doesn't care about properties that have already been diverse/non-white from the get-go and have done a good job appealing to everyone who's seen/played them. Nope, it's only when established white characters are changed to non-white ones, which even minorities are getting sick of because they know it will be used as a smokescreen against criticism of thoroughly mediocre movies. The movies being mediocre and not as good as the versions with white leads is something you would think would reflect badly on the minorities in question. Not to mention Moviebob himself said in an Overthinker episode that making minority versions of white characters "brings about an insidious notion that minorities can only do something if white people do it first". (he said black characters, but it means the same thing since all non-white races are interchangeable for him).
White SJWs actually treat minorities the way they claim everyone else is. Minorities who disagree with them will hear every racial slur and degrading insult sent their way because they do an especially good job of ruining the narrative. Which creates the vicious cycle of them leaving the left even more.
Also, "Go-Girl Disney"? Their most popular recent superhero movies have all starred men. Or at least named after them. None of the strong, diverse female characters have sold nearly as many toys, lunch boxes, and supplies cases as the princesses of old who have all endured decades of feminist moaning. Not to mention the Pixar movies that Moviebob loves and thinks are awesome usually have strong male leads and are "man stories" according to Moviebob (in his Up review).
White SJWs actually treat minorities the way they claim everyone else is. Minorities who disagree with them will hear every racial slur and degrading insult sent their way because they do an especially good job of ruining the narrative. Which creates the vicious cycle of them leaving the left even more.
Also, "Go-Girl Disney"? Their most popular recent superhero movies have all starred men. Or at least named after them. None of the strong, diverse female characters have sold nearly as many toys, lunch boxes, and supplies cases as the princesses of old who have all endured decades of feminist moaning. Not to mention the Pixar movies that Moviebob loves and thinks are awesome usually have strong male leads and are "man stories" according to Moviebob (in his Up review).
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That's Bob's problem. He asks "is is relevant." When the real question is: "is it still funny." Oh wait, he still hasn't realized that nothing ages and dates faster than contemporary political issues. (example: people still read Calvin & Hobbes, not as many bother revisiting old political cartoons save historians)
Yes, in an interview Mike admitted he's libertarian (ish) and reads... Reason magazine I think. It was that or National Review. Ah here we go. NR.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/fr/1145333/posts
https://www.reddit.com/r/MST3K/comments/1mm4mw/so_ive_noticed_a_bit_of_hate_for_mike_nelson/
Also while I like Joel, Mike was funnier.
While being wrong about the story, looks like Bob's unintentionally right here about the perception and how Disney is going to do it.
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Just guessing, but maybe Bob just skims through movies and thinks that's how the kids today do it. It might explain why he fails to make any decent insights.
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fuck i hate to say it but i agree with his little mermaid take. this thread should officially be a
NO GOOD TAKE ZONE
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Moviebob just released a vlog from his pre-YouTube days. Apparently he was always a shitlib. Not an SJW, but at least a knee-jerk shitlib.
Moviebob can't decide if we're supposed to be afraid of "internet terrorists" (people he disagrees with) or if they're supposed to be a joke. Also, by victimizing people who have been attacked by a "fringe group of nazis" (gassing the jews, invading poland, getting movie directors fired, same thing), he does realize that he's making the people he's supposed to be defending look incredibly weak, right? Like if they LOST to the "alt-right fringe group", what does that make them?
Moviebob can't decide if we're supposed to be afraid of "internet terrorists" (people he disagrees with) or if they're supposed to be a joke. Also, by victimizing people who have been attacked by a "fringe group of nazis" (gassing the jews, invading poland, getting movie directors fired, same thing), he does realize that he's making the people he's supposed to be defending look incredibly weak, right? Like if they LOST to the "alt-right fringe group", what does that make them?
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I'm mixed. A lot of fairytales are packed with stupid life lessons. I think it's fair to point that out.
Abandon your family to be with a guy you don't really know? Bad idea.
Stay with a violent monster in hopes that he's going to turn into a prince? Bad idea.
Still, this isn't exactly riveting commentary.
Abandon your family to be with a guy you don't really know? Bad idea.
Stay with a violent monster in hopes that he's going to turn into a prince? Bad idea.
Still, this isn't exactly riveting commentary.
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Faking experience might be good enough for a film degree. It's not like Physics where almost every question has an objective wrong answer.
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Maybe if it's about "how to do analysis" rather then expecting you to actually do it. Art can be subjective but you should get funny looks if you start talking about how that Wizard of Oz scene where Dorthy screws a dragon is symbolic of the Cuban missile crisis.
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You'd think, yeah.
Still, it's legitimately a slippery field. I've seen students copy the introduction of a book as their paper and get decent grades, although that's on the teacher.
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New spilled spaghetti video about the time he was fired from public access:
TIL The Nightmare Before Christmas is about cultural appropriation.
"Which is why we punish people for wrongthink."
Imagine overthinking Bewitched and The fucking Munsters.
Today in "This is surely the end of Kronald Krumff":
And lastly Bob being...shockingly respectful towards John McCain.
* Bob graduated from Salem State College (Not a community college, sorry @Mola Ram.)
* Apparently viewers loved Bob's long-winded rants. (
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* The host was a Conservative who shit-talked others (And apparently working in security is a "red flag" to him.)
* Still not over The Passion of the Christ.
* Bob met the host in private...while he was working private security in the middle of scenic nowhere.
* According to Bob, the host acted like a maniac about The Passion, and even compared him to the alt-right.
* The lady co-host warned Bob that The host might be after him, and that he waved around his pistol and said he'd "protect" everyone if he showed up.
* Bob apparently owns a gun.
* In order to calm down, he went to see Scooby-Doo 2 and loved it.
* He still finds a way to shoehorn James Gunn into this.
* This whole series of events inspired him to be an internet critic.
* He tells the story of his interview with James Gunn, and how he was touched by him liking Scooby-Doo 2.
* Apparently viewers loved Bob's long-winded rants. (
)* The host was a Conservative who shit-talked others (And apparently working in security is a "red flag" to him.)
* Still not over The Passion of the Christ.
* Bob met the host in private...while he was working private security in the middle of scenic nowhere.
* According to Bob, the host acted like a maniac about The Passion, and even compared him to the alt-right.
* The lady co-host warned Bob that The host might be after him, and that he waved around his pistol and said he'd "protect" everyone if he showed up.
* Bob apparently owns a gun.
* In order to calm down, he went to see Scooby-Doo 2 and loved it.
* He still finds a way to shoehorn James Gunn into this.
* This whole series of events inspired him to be an internet critic.
* He tells the story of his interview with James Gunn, and how he was touched by him liking Scooby-Doo 2.
TIL The Nightmare Before Christmas is about cultural appropriation.
"Which is why we punish people for wrongthink."
Imagine overthinking Bewitched and The fucking Munsters.
Today in "This is surely the end of Kronald Krumff":
And lastly Bob being...shockingly respectful towards John McCain.
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MovieBob completely bungled the interpretation of Nightmare Before Christmas with his stupid fat hands. The takeaway from that movie isn't "he should have stayed in Halloween Town and learned nothing." My lord what a great big fat dumb idiot.
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"Which is why we punish people for wrongthink."
Too bad Bob represents an evolutionary dead end.
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The cynic in me seems to think the only reason for this post is because McCain has been a vocal critic of Trump and had his big moment of defiance with the thumbs down vote of recalling Obamacare.And lastly Bob being...shockingly respectful towards John McCain.
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