Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sissy Galvez]

Whoever told Bob that a blazer over a t-shirt tucked into jeans is a good look needs to be publicly flogged.
Yes, I’m aware Bob probably decided that himself.

The coat is like a sheet that’s draped on him. It needs be tailored badly but even still he’s so overweight and his clothes too large and baggy it won’t help improve his look. He’ll just appear less slovenly.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Whoever told Bob that a blazer over a t-shirt tucked into jeans is a good look needs to be publicly flogged.
Yes, I’m aware Bob probably decided that himself.

The only time he's ever looked relatively normal clothes-wise was when he was in a polo and cargo shorts in Mexico. And he ruined that by deciding to wear a baseball cap with it.

 

[Kamatsubu]

Please remember though that he is Moviebob DA GAME MASTAH

 

[TheImportantFart]

 

[Gordon Cole]

And Hillary and Obama never fucked up foreign policy ever?

Cause big crossovers worked out so well for comic books.

How do you hoverhand people in mascot costumes?

 

[LaughingJoke]

Ok I think Bob did some photo shopping to his pic in his room like stretching the image or something because he looks wider in those floor pics with the mascots.

P.S. if he did it's really sad to photo shop and still be a fat fuck.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Why would we go into Venezuela? Even with their oil reserve, what purpose would it serve? Who cares if a socialist government is falling apart and people are dying as a result of socialism? I say leave it as an example of what NOT to do.

Let r/latestagecapitalism continue to avoid discussing Venezula and pissing their pants over it.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I miss 2010 Bob. When he had a full beard, better glasses, had a popular show sponsored by Screwattack and I swear he had a girlfriend at the time.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I dunno, maybe he got it from the rhetoric you spew out daily.

And Bob looking pained.

 

[Smashing Young Man]

His face makes me want to do violence . . . to his face.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And Hillary and Obama never fucked up foreign policy ever?
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Cause big crossovers worked out so well for comic books.
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How do you hoverhand people in mascot costumes?
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.....Shonen Jump crossover games have existed since the NES, Bob....

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

.....Shonen Jump crossover games have existed since the NES, Bob....

And they usually don't sell very well because the core fighting game mechanics are sloppy and focused more on presentation than technical proficiency, so, yet another steaming-hot take about an entertainment medium Bob knows nothing about.

 

[TheImportantFart]

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Let’s go Pikachu!

Let’s go Eevee!

Let’s go as far away from Bob Chipman as we can!

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I dunno, maybe he got it from the rhetoric you spew out daily.
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Bob must have the memory of a goldfish.

His face makes me want to do violence . . . to his face.

Somehow I think bruised and swollen would be an improvement for Bob.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

I miss 2010 Bob. When he had a full beard, better glasses, had a popular show sponsored by Screwattack and I swear he had a girlfriend at the time.

Little Debbie snacks, Sara Lee cheesecakes, and Wendy's burgers don't count as flesh-and-blood girlfriends.

Somehow I think bruised and swollen would be an improvement for Bob.

Nah, you can heal from that. You need something like a power sander dermabrasion, a nice splash of Clorox right between the eyes, and a sledgehammer to his porcine mouth.

 

[Registered Human]

And Hillary and Obama never fucked up foreign policy ever?
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"If Republicans in DC are warmongers, then that means that Hillary can't be a warmonger! Checkmate!"

This is some bad logic even by Bob standards. Being hawkish isn't something that only one side gets to do at a time. Just because other people are retards doesn't erase the fact that Hillary is still a huge retard.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And they usually don't sell very well because the core fighting game mechanics are sloppy and focused more on presentation than technical proficiency, so, yet another steaming-hot take about an entertainment medium Bob knows nothing about.

I think in his head he's going "FUCK YEAH, JAPANVENGERS" and there's nothing deeper then that. He's talked in the past about believing Dragon Ball is a superhero show despite being in a pretty different genre like other comics in Jump.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I think in his head he's going "FUCK YEAH, JAPANVENGERS" and there's nothing deeper then that. He's talked in the past about believing Dragon Ball is a superhero show despite being in a pretty different genre like other comics in Jump.

It's like his obsession with globalsm bleeds into everything.
'Let's put sushi on a pizza!' Okay but why? 'It's diverse and unexpected!'
Of course, he'll never actually eat the sushi pizza, but he'll still call it a Bad Look if you say you don't like it.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I think in his head he's going "FUCK YEAH, JAPANVENGERS" and there's nothing deeper then that. He's talked in the past about believing Dragon Ball is a superhero show despite being in a pretty different genre like other comics in Jump.

He clearly doesn't know shit about them since he thinks this is some kind of collab between a dozen publishers when the damn game is named after the singular publisher who owns all the properties. Bob is faking "geek cred" again, big shock.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

"If Republicans in DC are warmongers, then that means that Hillary can't be a warmonger! Checkmate!"

This is some bad logic even by Bob standards. Being hawkish isn't something that only one side gets to do at a time. Just because other people are exceptional individuals doesn't erase the fact that Hillary is still a huge exceptional individual.

In Bob's world there are only two groups of people, and every trait, position or idea is reflected the opposite way when you compare one side to the other. Look at how he connects GamerGate to everything else he hates even when the connection is flat out non-existent. He only sees two sides, and if it's not on his side then it's on the opposite side conspiring with everything else that isn't on his side.