Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

It's like his obsession with globalsm bleeds into everything.
'Let's put sushi on a pizza!' Okay but why? 'It's diverse and unexpected!'
Of course, he'll never actually eat the sushi pizza, but he'll still call it a Bad Look if you say you don't like it.

Isn't the reason Trump got elected was the failures of globalism and the liberal elites acting smug to the people that are being fucked by it?

 

[Lensherr]

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That face he’s making makes him look like Mike Ehrmantraut from Breaking Bad’s overweight, retarded son.

 

[TinCan Wizard]

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It's like an antelope being cornered by Big Foot.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I miss 2010 Bob. When he had a full beard, better glasses, had a popular show sponsored by Screwattack and I swear he had a girlfriend at the time.

He’s still with Rosy Palms.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He’s still with Rosy Palms.

He probably hasn't fuck her yet.

 

[thismanlies]

And Bob looking pained.

Nobody told him there wasn't a Let's Go Snorlax edition.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Cause big crossovers worked out so well for comic books.
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Don't know a single person into anime that thinks this game is gonna be good

Holy hell the art-style doesn't even look anime, its just trash.

 

[BubbleButt]

Like, you'd have to be a full on braindead vegetable to think all these Jump titles are from different manga publishers if you have any idea what Shounen Jump as an entity is.

So Bob is either actually 100%, no-joke braindead, or he has no inkling of what he's talking about. How anyone can take him seriously as a critic is mindboggling. It is literally unfathomable to me.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

All that weight loss did for Bob was make his head look longer, which only made him look more like this:

Are we sure Bob isn't a Universal fanboy instead of a Marvel one?

 

[Count groudon]

Came to this thread after months of completely forgetting about Bob, checking to see if he was still an obese, Mario-obsessing snob. To my utter shock, only two of those things are still true.

 

[Emperor Julian]

Well he looks less terrible, just sort of slovenly and unhealthy, those jackets look fucking stupid. also untuck the t-shirt.

 

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Like, you'd have to be a full on braindead vegetable to think all these Jump titles are from different manga publishers if you have any idea what Shounen Jump as an entity is.

So Bob is either actually 100%, no-joke braindead, or he has no inkling of what he's talking about. How anyone can take him seriously as a critic is mindboggling. It is literally unfathomable to me.

Keep in mind this is the same idiot that couldn't tell the difference between Dark Souls and Skyrim.

Chipman knows a few things. He knows Mario. He knows Marvel superhero movies, and he knows how to dress himself (not well, but at least he knows to put on his pants before his shoes (hopefully)). However, anything else that strays too far from those circles then he readily shows how much of a chundering dumbass he is. The only reason his clique puts up with him is because he is also very good at blustering about DRUMPFH and regurgitating stuff he reads from other sources.

Chipman is a case study of how so many online "intellectuals" that bring nothing intellectual to a conversation, just unwarranted smugness and a massive insecurity complex hidden behind a tapestry of sarcasm and bluster.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Like, you'd have to be a full on braindead vegetable to think all these Jump titles are from different manga publishers if you have any idea what Shounen Jump as an entity is.

So Bob is either actually 100%, no-joke braindead, or he has no inkling of what he's talking about. How anyone can take him seriously as a critic is mindboggling. It is literally unfathomable to me.

This thought exactly. The Fascist and Classist horseshit is one thing, but seriously how bad can someone be at their job and still keep it? For fucks sake, his priorities and memories are so screwy that he compared the unveiling of a video game in some average movie to 9/11, which by the way he believes that Activision games helped lead to them, even though they wouldn't be making COD games years after. This is a man who boiled down something like Deus-Ex into a simple "Robot Punching Game". His understanding of comics is laughable as multiple people on the farms can call him out for what the misinformed hack he really is. This is a man who believed the way to improve the 2016 Ghostbusters was to make it a total Fedora Tipping movie where the existence of spirits riles up religious communities.

In all honestly is there an internet critic that is shittier at his job than him?

 

[BubbleButt]

If Bob's goal was to look like Adam's special needs cousin, he's doing a bang up job.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"I AM SMART."

"AND I ALSO HAVE FRIENDS."

 

[Assorted Nuts]

"I AM SMART."
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"AND I ALSO HAVE FRIENDS."
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Yahtzee looks like he can barely contain his disgust with the three absolute cucklords near him.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Yahtzee looks like he can barely contain his disgust with the three absolute cucklords near him.

The "V" sign he's flashing there is actually the version intended as an insult. Don't fuckin' blame him.

 

[Flexo]

The "V" sign he's flashing there is actually the version intended as an insult. Don't fuckin' blame him.

I was about to say, isn't that the british version of the middle finger?

So now Yahtzee is like a POW.

 

[BubbleButt]

, but I hope that Yahtzee tells Pitts "Either Bob goes or I go"

 

[Mola Ram]

So Bob's grand victory is to work at a job where it's nothing but balding white dudes whose total testosterone level is about mid-normal, due entirely to the presence of Yahtzee.

Instructive.