Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Shit like this is why people make fun of your Marvel boner, Bob.
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"The Sistine Chapel Ceiling and The Last Judgement were the Marvel mismash of the 1512."
If this is what our coastal progressive cultural elites think, I'd rather take my Arts History class in Montana.

What would he say next? James Gunn’s firing is the most damaging since AIDS?

The burning of the Library of Alexandria.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The burning of the Library of Alexandria.

And throw a bit of the Black Death for good measure.

 

[elder god]

Yeah, this oughta be fun.

Oh goody, more "he made fun of people wah" from Bob. Also, if you can't handle being mad

You're barely a grown adult, shut up.

That would be the most pathetic rebuke ever, considering Bob is only strengthening the opposite side of whatever position he takes.

 

[Commander X]

So, which spicy comparison of Moviebob's is better: the time he compared the release of Super Mario Brothers 3 to 9/11 in his book or now, this time he said Marvel movies are the Sistine Chapel of 2018.

He still managed to work Gamergate into something that was already impressively stupid. What a guy.

 

[Jaimas]

So, which spicy comparison of Moviebob's is better: the time he compared the release of Super Mario Brothers 3 to 9/11 in his book or now, this time he said Marvel movies are the Sistine Chapel of 2018.

In his defense if you're like eight, Mario 3 probably did seem like that big a deal.

 

[Doctor Stan]

And throw a bit of the Black Death for good measure.

Bob's Mario pitch makes me wish I had the black plague

 

[Kamatsubu]

In his defense if you're like eight, Mario 3 probably did seem like that big a deal.

I also felt as a young kid that the console wars of the early 90s was my own personal Vietnam! Even if I didn't know what Vietnam was yet.

 

[KuwabaraTheMan]

I made a conscious effort to stop following this thread (because honestly it's too exhausting) but those PAX photos really drive home what a physically grotesque individual Bob is.

 

[Emperor Julian]

In his defense if you're like eight, Mario 3 probably did seem like that big a deal.

I think the differance between normal people and Bob is that they're aware Optimus Prime dying isnt actually a big deal despite any feelings of sentiment and nostalgia about when I was 8.

 

[Judge Dredd]

So, which spicy comparison of Moviebob's is better: the time he compared the release of Super Mario Brothers 3 to 9/11 in his book or now, this time he said Marvel movies are the Sistine Chapel of 2018.

Why not both?

 

[BScCollateral]

So, which spicy comparison of Moviebob's is better: the time he compared the release of Super Mario Brothers 3 to 9/11 in his book or now, this time he said Marvel movies are the Sistine Chapel of 2018.

I'd go with 9/11 and Super Mario 3. One of those had a body count.

In his defense if you're like eight, Mario 3 probably did seem like that big a deal.

I don't think so. When I was in third grade I sure as heck knew the difference between real lives lost and toys.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Why not both?

God what a Fucking moron Bob is semantics my ass Ebert said video games CAN'T be high art and left himself an out with "As I Understand them" in case a game ever did come along and impressed him to the level of high art but it's a longshot. Bob believes some games are already high art that's not semantics that's like an atheist saying there is no god until they see hard proof to a believer it's not semantics. Wow Bob even in his early days was a condescending asshole who wanted to point to Ebert and say "You don't agree with me now but you will one day" probably in a superior future where they eat bread made from moon wheat.

 

[Jaimas]

I don't think so. When I was in third grade I sure as heck knew the difference between real lives lost and toys.

Yes, but there's something you have to compensate for with Bobbo:

Spoiler: You Already Know

 

[Emperor Julian]

Thinking on his reaction to childish things might explain his nervous breakdown post trump. If he's moved by video games can you imagine what it's like inside his head when Trump won?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

If he's moved by video games can you imagine what it's like inside his head when Trump won?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That triggered Bob to the fullest. I mean, he really really hates Trump with a burning passion. Not just as a political figure, but as a human.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Does anyone have a screenshot of one of Bob's tweets, something along the lines of "Trump's campaign is finished, you might as well abandon ship now and save the inevitable embarrassment, friendo!", I'm sure there are dozens.

 

[Emperor Julian]

They're probably someonewhere back in the thread, I tried finding Bobs breakdown post election but the threads too big. He tweets stupid shit at a truly incredable rate.

 

[Done]

Yes, but there's something you have to compensate for with Bobbo:

Spoiler: You Already Know

I am stealing this picture for my private stash of anti-autism reaction gifs.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

They're probably someonewhere back in the thread, I tried finding Bobs breakdown post election but the threads too big. He tweets stupid shit at a truly incredable rate.

Page 163 is where you can find it.