Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob Chipman is the loudest broken record. The same shit over and over again, even if it isn't relevant anymore.
Is rehirejamesgunn the internet film reviewer version of Screaming Helplessly Into The Sky? The original purpose is gone, now it's just a way to signal that you're irreconcilably bitter about the harsh realities of life...
 
Bob's headstone is going to say "#RehireJamesGunn", isn't it?
Honestly I do believe his tombstone will say "Game Over" because he'll think it's clever even though it's the most clichéd and over used term. The last piece of irony will be no one will care his brother will tweet out he died a few sycophants will tweet out their pain over his lose and maybe few professional RIP's from other critics which will be generic because none are friends with him to share any real heartfelt goodbyes and then bam forgotten before he hits the ground.
 
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Is rehirejamesgunn the internet film reviewer version of Screaming Helplessly Into The Sky? The original purpose is gone, now it's just a way to signal that you're irreconcilably bitter about the harsh realities of life...
Well, no one's going to say #rehirebobchipman when Bob gets his ass canned.
 
He's not going to let this go. Even if Disney re-hired Gunn he would still bring it up endlessly.

Bob and Dave Batista appear to be prepared to ride the "Rehire James Gunn" shit into the dirt, probably going so far past the dirt that they wind up in Beijing then Bob can finally live in an ideal authoritarian state...except Disney still won't rehire Gunn, Bob won't be able to win for losing so much.
 
I wonder what Bob would have to say about the channel China Uncensored, a channel that is solely for debunking and hilighting the horseshit of the Chinese government such as this video.

Probably say it's racist western propaganda to make literal nazis hate the superior future of China
 
Bob and Dave Batista appear to be prepared to ride the "Rehire James Gunn" shit into the dirt, probably going so far past the dirt that they wind up in Beijing then Bob can finally live in an ideal authoritarian state...except Disney still won't rehire Gunn, Bob won't be able to win for losing so much.
I would love to see Batista fired for not shutting up just to see Bob lose it.
 
He is. He's saying they're a stand in for foreigners and zombie fiction is just the result of xenophobia.

Which is weird because I thought the entire point about zombies was that they were once your loved ones and friends, and now here they were transformed into mindless monsters and it was your task to put them down even though doing so means they'll be dead and gone forever. The intrinsic horror of that act is the theme that permeates and infuses the thematic....

Oh wait. Bob Chipman doesn't HAVE any loved ones or friends. So that's why he fails to understand it....
 
Which is weird because I thought the entire point about zombies was that they were once your loved ones and friends, and now here they were transformed into mindless monsters and it was your task to put them down even though doing so means they'll be dead and gone forever. The intrinsic horror of that act is the theme that permeates and infuses the thematic....

Oh wait. Bob Chipman doesn't HAVE any loved ones or friends. So that's why he fails to understand it....

If Bob weren't an unhinged sociopath of the highest volume, would he actually be able to get a better grasp on themes and morals?
 
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How long now has Bob been doing the #RehireJamesGunn thing now? I've lost track now.

I don't understand why Bob is railing on this issue anyway. The impression that I get from Bob is that he wants to come off as this well-spoken/educated pretentious film buff with taste for only the most high class art and cinema. Almost like the Cinema Snob, except he's not joking and completely serious. Why is he still angry this formulaic cape shit that has no artistic merit and is solely made to put butts in seats and make money? Just seems hypocritical of the kind of person Bob tries to present himself as.
 
How long now has Bob been doing the #RehireJamesGunn thing now? I've lost track now.

I don't understand why Bob is railing on this issue anyway. The impression that I get from Bob is that he wants to come off as this well-spoken/educated pretentious film buff with taste for only the most high class art and cinema. Almost like the Cinema Snob, except he's not joking and completely serious. Why is he still angry this formulaic cape shit that has no artistic merit and is solely made to put butts in seats and make money? Just seems hypocritical of the kind of person Bob tries to present himself as.
Bob, just like Dob, has basic bitch taste in everything. Bob's just gotten to the point that he's deluded himself into being a fancy man.
 
Bob, just like Dob, has basic bitch taste in everything. Bob's just gotten to the point that he's deluded himself into being a fancy man.
Pretty much, he then acts like he has the keys to some holy scriptures only he is aware about and gets pissy when someone tells him he's making shit up. He's like some kinda illiterate bum who believes he's the next Einstein because his box is outside a library he refuses to go in.
 
The old film critic guard could be pretentious pricks but they were pretentious pricks about films actually trying to be art and say something while comic book films which I'm a fan of are as deep as a sandbox. Slasher films/Horror films fans and Action films fans have been told their genres they love are superficial trash outside of a few exceptions for decades but are like "Yeah but we like it so fuck off". But Capeshit and Star Wars fans are so insufferable because they're usually sci-fi fans and have seen some of those properties praised for exploring social themes and feel their Capeshit and Star Wars films which were originally made for children needs to be taken serious too because they're adults damn it.

Bob's take on the Nike boycott.
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"It's totes different when I say horrible things!"
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"Maybe if I keep calling other people losers, then people can stop calling me one!"
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Salty winner.
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Yeah Nike hires an out of work African-American millionaire football player to sell products to dumb ass SJWs like Bob while having said products made by millions of minorities world wide in sweatshops. You showed those damn heartless conservatives.
 
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