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It has been yet another 300 pages and Bob still has not had sex yet.
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It has been yet another 300 pages and Bob still has not had sex yet.
His hand doesn't count?
Is his dick even big enough for him to hold?Does it ever count?
This is going to turn into Misery where Kevin Feige somehow ends up inHey @The Nothingness, remember when you said that #RehireJamesGunn was gonna be on his tombstone?
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That’s exactly I picture it. Bob will strap him to the bed and force him to force Disney to rehire him via telephone or email. It would be a nightmare for Feige, since he’ll be force to listen to Bob’s sperging about the Superior Future being erased by Trump supporters, how Hillary could’ve grown moon wheat, and how the MCU is the most significant pop culture event in history.This is going to turn into Misery where Kevin Feige somehow ends up inBobChris Chipman's basement and Bob forces him to rehire James Gunn :horrifying:
Poor Fiege might just off himself if this happened after realizing the sycophants the MCU have created.That’s exactly I picture it. Bob will strap him to the bed and force him to force Disney to rehire him via telephone or email. It would be a nightmare for Feige, since he’ll be force to listen to Bob’s sperging about the Superior Future being erased by Trump supporters, how Hillary could’ve grown moon wheat, and how the MCU is the most significant pop culture event in history.
Bob's blissfully unaware of the video game piracy scene. Remember when people copied floppies and gave it to their friends?The fuck is he talking about vidya being mainstream and "middle class"? Like how people are going to start appreciating cheap Tumblr shit aaany day now?
Of course he doesn't. Step 1 requires having friends. Even he's pretty much admitted in his book that he never has.Bob's blissfully unaware of the video game piracy scene. Remember when people copied floppies and gave it to their friends?
"Maybe I'm special because despite being in the exact same boat as 90% of American boys growing up in the 90s, I didn't have any friends."
Neural already said this, but I think it's purely because "dude-bro jocks that beat him up in school" like it. It's the same with Call of Duty, Halo, Scarface, GTA, and many others. You can tell when this is the case because of his flimsy post-hoc rationalisations.So I had a moment of free time to just sit and think, and instead of using it for anything useful or beneficial to me I couldn't get a certain Bob conundrum out of my head.
He's made a tweet at some point where he somehow puts The Dark Knight (Heath Ledger Joker movie) as an early part of the "How we got Drumpf" equation. Nevermind how that theory is supposed to make sense, it does to him apparently so I'll run with it. On this note he'll never say this out loud, but we all know part of it is that TDK got just popular enough outside of the nerd-o-sphere that the "dudebro" contingent adopted it. As I write this I realize this is probably where he draws the connection, I don't know fuck it.
He's also very obviously turned on TDK, despite being a big fan of it in the past.
This has created a Chicken or Egg problem to me.
Did he change his mind on liking the film because he discovered the "Secret Drumpfism" in it? Or did he discover "Secret Drumpfism" in the film because he decided he didn't like it anymore?
Is #RehireJamesGun nothing but Moviebob posts at this point?
Wait, he bashed Scarface?Neural already said this, but I think it's purely because "dude-bro jocks that beat him up in school" like it. It's the same with Call of Duty, Halo, Scarface, GTA, and many others. You can tell when this is the case because of his flimsy post-hoc rationalisations.
I think the anti-thinker character from his old videos isn't to far off from what he actually believes. The character is a stereotype of the kind of person Bob doesn't like. The things anti-thinker likes are tainted and therefor bad, the only people who like bad things are anti-thinkers.
With that in mind, it's easy for me to imagine Bob saw some post on Reddit or overheard some popped collar dude-bro quoting Bane, and thus TDK was now in the same boat as Scarface. A film he used to like but now bad because dude-bros like it.
Is #RehireJamesGun nothing but Moviebob posts at this point?
I presume the 1983 film and not the 1932 film. Bob probably doesn't know that the latter even exists.Wait, he bashed Scarface?