Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

I presume the 1983 film and not the 1932 film. Bob probably doesn't know that the latter even exists.

Probably not since he only watches capeshit movies.

 

[Positron]

And speaking of being broke:
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Go fuck yourself Bobby. None of us had many toys as we'd like to have as children; none of us grew obsessed with toys as adults like you do.

And the reason you and your "game journalists" retards get obsessed with "aesthetics" and "stories" of videa (rather than mechanics and playability) is that you're literally incapable of completing a game's tutorial, on easy mode.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Go fuck yourself Bobby. None of us had many toys as we'd like to have as children; none of us grew obsessed with toys as adults like you do.

And the reason you and your "game journalists" retards get obsessed with "aesthetics" and "stories" of videa (rather than mechanics and playability) is that you're literally incapable of completing a game's tutorial, on easy mode.

That’s the sad state of gaming these days.

 

[Red Hood]

Since Bob hates our heroic Lightning Fast boys, let's compare their theoretical stances on film:
Bob's viewpoint is that, if he likes it, since his taste is correct and perfect, a film is good. Whereas Mike Stoklasa would tell you that he enjoys shlock, but that doesn't make the shlock he enjoys good by extension.

Bob's blissfully unaware of the video game piracy scene. Remember when people copied floppies and gave it to their friends?

And in some cases that piracy legitimately kept gaming history in circulation when it would have otherwise been lost. Of course, Bob only grudgingly acknowledges game developers outside of Nintendo anyway, so it's doubtful he knows anything about piracy or the Warez/BBS scene of the early internet.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Of course he doesn't. Step 1 requires having friends. Even he's pretty much admitted in his book that he never has.

Movie Bob the early years

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Go fuck yourself Bobby. None of us had many toys as we'd like to have as children; none of us grew obsessed with toys as adults like you do.

I often wonder how a man child like Bob would react if his NES died (assuming it hasn't already.) The impression I got was that he would write some grand Twitter eulogy of how it shaped his life and (simplistic) world view. Maybe Pa Chipman should have bought Little Bobby more LEGO or a Meccano set. Maybe he would have grown up to become an architect or at least a mechanic instead of a pop culture critic/parasite.

 

[Asa_Spades60]

I swear if Time Travel ever becomes a thing I'm going back and giving Bob's pregnant mother two things a copy of his Twitter and a Coat Hanger.

Coat hanger? She's not a sixteen-year-old trying to hide her shame from her parents. You give her the Twitter copies, a bottle of Jack Daniels, some high heels, and walk her to the edge of some rickety stairs.

 

[Red Hood]

I often wonder how a man child like Bob would react if his NES died (assuming it hasn't already.) The impression I got was that he would write some grand Twitter eulogy of how it shaped his life and (simplistic) world view. Maybe Pa Chipman should have bought Little Bobby more LEGO or a Meccano set. Maybe he would have grown up to become an architect or at least a mechanic instead of a pop culture critic/parasite.

The thing about the toaster NES is they seem to have long lifespans outside of replacing the 72 pin connector (which, even for Bob's fat fingers should take no longer than 15 minutes). I think whatever toys bob had a whelp, he would have ended up a sperg. He's an insecure idiot that wants to convince himself that he's better than everyone else.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

The thing about the toaster NES is they seem to have long lifespans outside of replacing the 72 pin connector (which, even for Bob's fat fingers should take no longer than 15 minutes). I think whatever toys bob had a whelp, he would have ended up a sperg. He's an insecure idiot that wants to convince himself that he's better than everyone else.

Bob Chipman is basically the Brainy Smurf of modern humanity. In a sane world, every interaction with him would end up like this :

 

[Emperor Julian]

The thing about the toaster NES is they seem to have long lifespans outside of replacing the 72 pin connector (which, even for Bob's fat fingers should take no longer than 15 minutes). I think whatever toys bob had a whelp, he would have ended up a sperg. He's an insecure idiot that wants to convince himself that he's better than everyone else.

I'm just grateful he wasnt a Sega sperg. Sonic sperging aside, can you imagine how salty he'd be that playstation killed them during the fith gen and Sega neglected their franchises?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob Chipman is basically the Brainy Smurf of modern humanity. In a sane world, every interaction with him would end up like this :

Brainy Smurf is FAR more tolerable to listen to than Woke Broke MovieBlob.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I'm just grateful he wasnt a Sega sperg. Sonic sperging aside, can you imagine how salty he'd be that playstation killed them during the fith gen and Sega neglected their franchises?

But now we miss out on Bob the MovieHog. We have to settle for the real life hog instead.

 

[Flexo]

I often wonder how a man child like Bob would react if his NES died (assuming it hasn't already.) The impression I got was that he would write some grand Twitter eulogy of how it shaped his life and (simplistic) world view. Maybe Pa Chipman should have bought Little Bobby more LEGO or a Meccano set. Maybe he would have grown up to become an architect or at least a mechanic instead of a pop culture critic/parasite.

I'm just imaging Bob being LegoBob but not otherwise changing.

"This Mahvel lego set is so superior to this DC one."
"This set had 2 more red bricks than normal. Why dey supporting Trump! Reeeeee"
"Ahm gonna build me own automate farm - get rid of all you obsolete people."

Actually that sounds more entertaining.

 

[LaughingJoke]

What I love most about Bob's love for Nintendo is as a die hard SJW who can't get over Gamergate it must secretly drive him nuts that as a Japanese company Nintendo have absolutely no time for American Identity politics and Virtue Signaling nonsense.

 

[Flexo]

Popped up in my YouTube feed at random, and even this guy is complaining about Bob's #rehire obsession.

EDIT: Hah! I just realized who was photoshopped in the middle now.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Hey

And speaking of being broke:
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When you remember this is a forty year old man whining that his mommy and daddy didn't buy him all the toys he wanted when he was a kid.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Popped up in my YouTube feed at random, and even this guy is complaining about Bob's #rehire obsession.

EDIT: Hah! I just realized who was photoshopped in the middle now.

This honestly describes Bob’s hypocrisy with Gunn and Roseanne. It’s okay when his side does it, but when the other side does it it’s not okay.

 

[Toxinophile]

TL;DW: Bob's Pax West vlog, here are some notes.
-Bob is still tagging his videos with #Rehirejamesgunn
-Still blames gamergate and breitbart for the failure of The Escapist
-Everyone on the panel was prepared for some shit talking questions from the audience, especially Moviebob
-Audience was relatively calm, questions were instead about videos
-Calls the alt-right Nazi trolls cowards, can't finish what they try to start
-Really that good: Star Wars is almost done.

 

[LN 910]

When Bob passes a Japanese woman does he say "M'Lasian"?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

-Really that good: Star Wars is almost done.

God, I can already imagine the mental gymnastics he's going to pull on the film and still miss the point.

I also imagine he's going to praise the shit of the Disney SW films as well and bash Trump.