Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Didn't you also bitch about not making money off those videos?
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Congrats, Bob. You can afford that 20-piece box of McNuggets. Because you get paid for something doesn't mean that it's worthwhile.
 
If the Chinese do block it, it would honestly be the biggest blow to the MCU, since I see the merger as a benefit for them. That Trade-War, I feel, will affect the merger. Bob will be rage-sperging harder than Gunn get canned if the Chinese block the merger.
Crossing my fingers that those inscrutable Celestials royally buttfuck the MCU.

Bob's saltiness would legendary even in the Dead Sea.
 
Crossing my fingers that those inscrutable Celestials royally buttfuck the MCU.

Bob's saltiness would legendary even in the Dead Sea.
If they block it, that honestly would seal the MCU’s fate. The Chinese will go down as the ones to kill the MCU. As a bonus if and when this happens; Bob will have the largest salt ever produced. He’s going to come up with all sorts of shit to connect Trump with this.
 
The Chinese will go down as the ones to kill the MCU.
The Ultimate cherry on top is if there's a film adaptation of The Ultimates (see what i did there) where the Avengers face down a "diverse" multi-national cast of anti-Avengers, while yelling the iconic YOU THINK THIS 'A' STANDS FOR FRANCE? line. One can only hope Chad Iger decides to base his future decisions on what pisses off Bob the most, tells China go eat a dog, and closes the saga with Chris Evans punching the Hydra U.N. in the face.
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From a @Sexy Times Hitler post chosen at random...
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This is what gets you 1600 pages on kiwifarms!

(hmm... anybody else want to make a "random moviebob tweet" generator?)

Serious question, should one of us apply to work at Moviebob Inc.?
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I honestly don't remember Bob's opinion on the Citizen's United SCOTUS ruling but I do know those on his side of the aisle typically consider it as vile as right-wingers consider Roe. So it would be funny to take Bob's rights away since he is about to be a corporation.

(Idea shamelessly stolen from @Flexo)

*sniff* I'm so proud
 
The Ultimate cherry on top is if there's a film adaptation of The Ultimates (see what i did there) where the Avengers face down a "diverse" multi-national cast of anti-Avengers, while yelling the iconic YOU THINK THIS 'A' STANDS FOR FRANCE? line. One can only hope Chad Iger decides to base his future decisions on what pisses off Bob the most, tells China go eat a dog, and closes the saga with Chris Evans punching the Hydra U.N. in the face.
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Okay, I hope Avengers 4 shows this. That would be hilarious.
 
If they block it, that honestly would seal the MCU’s fate. The Chinese will go down as the ones to kill the MCU. As a bonus if and when this happens; Bob will have the largest salt ever produced. He’s going to come up with all sorts of shit to connect Trump with this.
Watch as Entry-Level Geeks become virulent Sinophobes overnight.
 
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So I just stumbled upon a random blog post rebutting Bob's Trump election meltdown.
https://halftangible.wordpress.com/...i-dont-get-blog-post-on-the-trump-presidency/

Good night, just reading Bob's opinions unfiltered by even twitter's limitations is just... 1,617 page thread is still far too small for him. Since @Sexy Times Hitler bit the bullet for the twitter, I may have to monitor his blog.

Hmm... not many posts... Oh his Predator review is also in text format!

https://www.geek.com/movies/moviebob-review-the-predator-2018-1752349/
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Oh. Your. God. He is totally going to do this faux conversation thing through the whole damn thing. What is up with assholes on the internet loving to write in this style? (zippy catholic loves to do it)

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It makes me want to blow a processor watching how he manages to mangle plots. Holbrook didn't hide the evidence with his family, it was delivered when he failed to pay for his PO box. The son didn't draw the attention of the super Predator, that creature was already in pursuit of the first. The "some reason" is actually freakin' explained (however stupid). And Holbrook doesn't "assemble" a ragtag group, he's literally shoved onto a bus with all of them and they all decide to band together when EVERYBODY sees the alien running around.

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Turns out - no, the predators don't really disagree on hunting humans. Again, Bob goes with the movie in his own head, not the one on screen. And the CGI super predator does NOT look fantastic. (I do agree with him about the score.)

And what's that, Bob? You want a synder cut of the movie?

Now please send liquor.
 
So I just stumbled upon a random blog post rebutting Bob's Trump election meltdown.
https://halftangible.wordpress.com/...i-dont-get-blog-post-on-the-trump-presidency/

Good night, just reading Bob's opinions unfiltered by even twitter's limitations is just... 1,617 page thread is still far too small for him. Since @Sexy Times Hitler bit the bullet for the twitter, I may have to monitor his blog.

Hmm... not many posts... Oh his Predator review is also in text format!

https://www.geek.com/movies/moviebob-review-the-predator-2018-1752349/
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Oh. Your. God. He is totally going to do this faux conversation thing through the whole damn thing. What is up with assholes on the internet loving to write in this style? (zippy catholic loves to do it)

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It makes me want to blow a processor watching how he manages to mangle plots. Holbrook didn't hide the evidence with his family, it was delivered when he failed to pay for his PO box. The son didn't draw the attention of the super Predator, that creature was already in pursuit of the first. The "some reason" is actually freakin' explained (however stupid). And Holbrook doesn't "assemble" a ragtag group, he's literally shoved onto a bus with all of them and they all decide to band together when EVERYBODY sees the alien running around.

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Turns out - no, the predators don't really disagree on hunting humans. Again, Bob goes with the movie in his own head, not the one on screen. And the CGI super predator does NOT look fantastic. (I do agree with him about the score.)

And what's that, Bob? You want a synder cut of the movie?

Now please send liquor.
Isn’t that how his videos are? Talking to himself while pretending to be Navi from OoT?
 
Watch as Entry-Level Geeks become virulent Sinophobes overnight.
Fuck I could imagine the salt that would come out of this.

So I just stumbled upon a random blog post rebutting Bob's Trump election meltdown.
https://halftangible.wordpress.com/...i-dont-get-blog-post-on-the-trump-presidency/

Good night, just reading Bob's opinions unfiltered by even twitter's limitations is just... 1,617 page thread is still far too small for him. Since @Sexy Times Hitler bit the bullet for the twitter, I may have to monitor his blog.

Hmm... not many posts... Oh his Predator review is also in text format!

https://www.geek.com/movies/moviebob-review-the-predator-2018-1752349/
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Oh. Your. God. He is totally going to do this faux conversation thing through the whole damn thing. What is up with assholes on the internet loving to write in this style? (zippy catholic loves to do it)

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It makes me want to blow a processor watching how he manages to mangle plots. Holbrook didn't hide the evidence with his family, it was delivered when he failed to pay for his PO box. The son didn't draw the attention of the super Predator, that creature was already in pursuit of the first. The "some reason" is actually freakin' explained (however stupid). And Holbrook doesn't "assemble" a ragtag group, he's literally shoved onto a bus with all of them and they all decide to band together when EVERYBODY sees the alien running around.

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Turns out - no, the predators don't really disagree on hunting humans. Again, Bob goes with the movie in his own head, not the one on screen. And the CGI super predator does NOT look fantastic. (I do agree with him about the score.)

And what's that, Bob? You want a synder cut of the movie?

Now please send liquor.
I actually read that blog post after the election and it was one of the nicest rebuttals I’ve seen.
 
He hasn't used that style outside of Game Overthinker. His vlahgs/video reviews are him directly talking to the camera, while The Big Picture is narration over video/still images.

Let's be fair, who else is going to sit down for a face-to-face with this repulsive mountain of flesh?
 
So I just stumbled upon a random blog post rebutting Bob's Trump election meltdown.
https://halftangible.wordpress.com/...i-dont-get-blog-post-on-the-trump-presidency/

Good night, just reading Bob's opinions unfiltered by even twitter's limitations is just... 1,617 page thread is still far too small for him. Since @Sexy Times Hitler bit the bullet for the twitter, I may have to monitor his blog.

Hmm... not many posts... Oh his Predator review is also in text format!

https://www.geek.com/movies/moviebob-review-the-predator-2018-1752349/
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Oh. Your. God. He is totally going to do this faux conversation thing through the whole damn thing. What is up with assholes on the internet loving to write in this style? (zippy catholic loves to do it)

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It makes me want to blow a processor watching how he manages to mangle plots. Holbrook didn't hide the evidence with his family, it was delivered when he failed to pay for his PO box. The son didn't draw the attention of the super Predator, that creature was already in pursuit of the first. The "some reason" is actually freakin' explained (however stupid). And Holbrook doesn't "assemble" a ragtag group, he's literally shoved onto a bus with all of them and they all decide to band together when EVERYBODY sees the alien running around.

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Turns out - no, the predators don't really disagree on hunting humans. Again, Bob goes with the movie in his own head, not the one on screen. And the CGI super predator does NOT look fantastic. (I do agree with him about the score.)

And what's that, Bob? You want a synder cut of the movie?

Now please send liquor.
Dear God is that what it's like in Bob's basement him talking to himself about films like he's having a conversation with a real person?
 
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The further adventures of Sisyphus pushing a boulder #RehireJamesGunn.
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More Kavanaugh sperging.
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"Insulting women's looks is okay when they're dang, dirty Republicans!"
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If you can make it though the typos and awkward grammar, then you win the honor of screencapping his rants.
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Still prattling on about the stalker.
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And what do you know about running for office? Or how Hollywood works? Or how tech works? Or
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So I just stumbled upon a random blog post rebutting Bob's Trump election meltdown.
https://halftangible.wordpress.com/...i-dont-get-blog-post-on-the-trump-presidency/

Good night, just reading Bob's opinions unfiltered by even twitter's limitations is just... 1,617 page thread is still far too small for him. Since @Sexy Times Hitler bit the bullet for the twitter, I may have to monitor his blog.

Hmm... not many posts... Oh his Predator review is also in text format!

https://www.geek.com/movies/moviebob-review-the-predator-2018-1752349/
View attachment 545190
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Oh. Your. God. He is totally going to do this faux conversation thing through the whole damn thing. What is up with assholes on the internet loving to write in this style? (zippy catholic loves to do it)

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It makes me want to blow a processor watching how he manages to mangle plots. Holbrook didn't hide the evidence with his family, it was delivered when he failed to pay for his PO box. The son didn't draw the attention of the super Predator, that creature was already in pursuit of the first. The "some reason" is actually freakin' explained (however stupid). And Holbrook doesn't "assemble" a ragtag group, he's literally shoved onto a bus with all of them and they all decide to band together when EVERYBODY sees the alien running around.

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Turns out - no, the predators don't really disagree on hunting humans. Again, Bob goes with the movie in his own head, not the one on screen. And the CGI super predator does NOT look fantastic. (I do agree with him about the score.)

And what's that, Bob? You want a synder cut of the movie?

Now please send liquor.
If you can’t get basic plot points right, you shouldn’t be reviewing movies.
 
I will never tire of Bob ripping on others' physical appearances, but claiming someone looks like a "credibly accused rapist" is especially precious coming from the Captain of the Windowless Van Brigade.
 
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