Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sheryl Nome]

That image is so depressing it cheered me up

 

[Gordon Cole]

You.

From you.

 

[RockVolnutt]

And lest you think I speak from some imagined superiority of lack of understanding. LOOK AT ALL THIS PLASTIC CRAP!

I like how this is his defense to people calling him "out of touch" online. "I'm not some richy rich guy and totally am an average joe, I surround myself with cartoons and plastic crap!"

Way to miss the point, Bobby.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He doesn't even have anything valuable. No Panzer Dragoon Saga or unopened Pokemon N64 or anything. Just normal crap you can get for cheap on Ebay.

Having Panzer Dragoon Saga would require Robert L. Chipman to have good taste, but we all know that Robert L. Chipman has zero taste in anything that isn't mainstream.

 

[LaughingJoke]

The irony is both Trump and Bob are alike in the sense they turned their living rooms into show places to show off their wealth and gaudy taste. Difference is Trump is doing it on a billion dollar budget and Bob with the budget of a teenager who works at McDonald's except Bob is pushing middle age.

 

[Red Hood]

He doesn't even have anything valuable. No Panzer Dragoon Saga or unopened Pokemon N64 or anything. Just normal crap you can get for cheap on Ebay.

Panzer Dragoon Saga is by obsolete Sega and not the superior Nintendo!

Having Panzer Dragoon Saga would require Robert L. Chipman to have good taste, but we all know that Robert L. Chipman has zero taste in anything that isn't mainstream.

Does the L stand for Lardass?

 

[Gordon Cole]

Does the L stand for Lardass?

No, it just means he has to take an L with him wherever he goes.

 

[Gordon Cole]

More Kavanaugh sperging:

Imagine loving both nu-SNL and nu-Simpsons.

YouTube: A fun website for cherrypicking.

Bob, your sociopathy is showing.

Wait till the beetus is done with you.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Bob, your sociopathy is showing.
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This tweet reminds me of Robin Michelle Blake for some reason. I dunno, probably the sociopathic overtones.

 

[Mola Ram]

You sure you want to slime someone with a totally theoretical case of alcoholism, Mr. I Drank So Much I Woke Up In A Chinatown Hotel Lobby?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

More Kavanaugh sperging:
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Hey Bob, are you willing to take both a blood sugar and a1c blood test? Because that would be a great way to tell whether or not you're lying about reversing your diabetes.

 

[BlueSpark]

I'm not American and I only know about SNL through osmosis, but is it basically just blatant liberal propaganda at this point? Is it even trying to be funny?

Last year, Matt Damon was accused of being complicit in ignoring Harvey Weinstein raping his was through Hollywood by Rose McGowan:

https://www.eonline.com/uk/news/885...sey-affleck-in-latest-harvey-weinstein-tweets

So is he complicit in profiteering off of rape, or are those accusations nullified in return for him attacking Kavanaugh?

#BelieveVictims but only when it's #PoliticallyConveniant I guess.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm not America and I only know about SNL through osmosis, but is it basically just blatant liberal propaganda at this point? Is it even trying to be funny?

Last year, Matt Damon was accused of being complicit in ignoring Harvey Weinstein raping his was through Hollywood by Rose McGowan:

https://www.eonline.com/uk/news/885...sey-affleck-in-latest-harvey-weinstein-tweets

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So is he complicit in profiteering off of rape, or are those accusations nullified in return for him attacking Kavanaugh?

#BelieveVictims but only when it's #PoliticallyConveniant I guess.

SNL has been poisoned by political correctness as of lately. I mean, Pete Davidson is like a super Hillary supporter and will bash you if you criticized her corruptness. Hell, even Chevy Chase himself has said that SNL sucks now because of the political correctness.

But back to Bob, it's apparent that the Kavanaugh shit exposes his hypocrisy on the #MeToo nonsense. He has made a life pledge to never bash a Democrat so regardless if Al Franklin and Harvey Weinstein (Democratic donor) are pieces of shit to women, he must never bash them because they are on his political side.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blobb - there are so many awful, useless, white people in the world.

Also Blobb - I hope those conservatives become jobless, can’t feed their families and die. Back to editing my terrible YouTube videos on marvel films in my basement apartment.

More Kavanaugh sperging:
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Imagine loving both nu-SNL and nu-Simpsons.
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YouTube: A fun website for cherrypicking.
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Bob, your sociopathy is showing.
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Wait till the beetus is done with you.
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Wasaaahhh I don’t like the laws of this country because I’m not getting my way!!

Not a peep from Blobbo on the electoral college or Obama nominating Ellena Kagan, Sonia Sotomayer or Merrit Garland during Obama’s presidency.

Bbbbbut Drumpf wasn’t President!! God, he’s such a transparent hypocritical piece of shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Back to editing my terrible YouTube videos on marvel films in my basement apartment.

It never ceases to amaze me that a fat 37-year old diabetic man baby living the basement of his brother thinking he's more useful to society than a blue-collar farmer and factory worker that actually is useful to society.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

At this point SNL is emotional therapy for aging hipsters. Didn't some study come out that showed the average age of Stephen Colbert's audience is in their 80s? I'm positive SNL's audience isn't all that different. I guess when you're gullible enough to still believe Trump is President because of Russia you need the court jesters to tell you, no, it's the kids who are wrong.

 

[Judge Dredd]

It never ceases to amaze me that a fat 37-year old diabetic man baby living the basement of his brother thinking he's more useful to society than a blue-collar farmer and factory worker that actually is useful to society.

Of course. Bob tells you what films to watch. That's important. Don't want to waste your time watching problematic films. Blue collar farmers and factory workers are just using up space that could be better used by robots.

Just don't ask who'll build the robots.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Don't want to waste your time watching problematic films.

Since it's very clear that Bob's one big idiot, it's clear he'll never watch movies that question his beliefs from someone with a grey worldview.

Sorry for the double posting but this highlights Bob not really giving a shit about Stars Wars.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Of course. Bob tells you what films to watch. That's important. Don't want to waste your time watching problematic films. Blue collar farmers and factory workers are just using up space that could be better used by robots.

Just don't ask who'll build the robots.

Or who will maintain them, or, or, or...

I'd love to see Bob and Nick Land get into a Twitter slap-fight over the topic of automation and AI. Land is technically worse than Bob on paper (one of his things is the belief that humanity's fate is to be an organic boot drive for the digital super-intelligence) but is much more palatable due to having better communication skills than a bratty fifth-grader.

 

[Red Hood]

Sorry for the double posting but this highlights Bob not really giving a shit about Stars Wars.
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Having a divisive main series entry that's wildly unpopular with the hardcore manchildren that essentially keep the franchise alive and a flopped spinoff due to that divisive reception is...not saving a franchise. Star Wars has been a franchise zombie for almost 20 years, but now the skin is starting to fall off.