Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The Shadow said:
Having a divisive main series entry that's wildly unpopular with the hardcore manchildren that essentially keep the franchise alive and a flopped spinoff due to that divisive reception is...not saving a franchise. Star Wars has been a franchise zombie for almost 20 years, but now the skin is starting to fall off.
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It doesn’t help that Disney apologists like Bob continue to demonize the fans.
 
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How does he fuck up spelling "Branagh" twice? And has he ever seen Hamlet?
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You were also fired, just not gonna bring that up?
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Hey speaking of, wonder if anyone can find that homemade porn tape he bragged about...
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Hey speaking of, wonder if anyone can find that homemade porn tape he bragged about...
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He's really going balls out on this "Kavanaugh was smashed during the hearing" thing, huh? Never mind the guy drank nothing but water and maintained pretty much the same level of coherence and outrage for the entire 3 hours (or whatever it was); never mind he showed no indicia of intoxication that we could see on tv.

I take it back about Bob's drinking. He shows about as much knowledge of boozing as the average 12 year old, just like everything else.
 
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Mola Ram said:
He's really going balls out on this "Kavanaugh was smashed during the hearing" thing, huh? Never mind the guy drank nothing but water and maintained pretty much the same level of coherence and outrage for the entire 3 hours (or whatever it was); never mind he showed no indicia of intoxication that we could see on tv.

I take it back about Bob's drinking. He shows about as much knowledge of boozing as the average 12 year old, just like everything else.
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Bob truly is the world's oldest 12 year old. Other than autistic, there is no descriptor that could be more fitting for him.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
Does Bob drink alcohol at all?
He strikes me as the autistic type that’s completely straight edge regarding drugs and alcohol while ignoring his fast food binge eating.
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He's copped to drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bombay Sapphire in Sprite (!!!), and getting drunk enough to blackout and wake up in a hotel lobby in Boston's Chinatown. Now, all of that could be mere puffery, but at the least he was photographed with boozish looking drinks during his trip to Cancun.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
More Kavanaugh sperging:
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Imagine loving both nu-SNL and nu-Simpsons.
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YouTube: A fun website for cherrypicking.
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Bob, your sociopathy is showing.
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Wait till the beetus is done with you.
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He just called himself the One Sane Man. He truly does see himself as a character in a work of fiction, which explains his linear thinking and disassociation from authentic human emotions.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Hey Bob, not only where you fired from your job but you were replaced by nobody because your "occupation" is flat-out meaningless and unimportant in any facet of American life.
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I'd like to point out that one of the movie review people (maybe the "nobody" referred to here) that came aboard the escapist after Bob left was Cecil of GoodBadFlicks.


Oh look at that! He's going to be in a documentary... which means he's contributed more to America than Bob has by Bob's own standards!
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
Hey Bob, not only where you fired from your job but you were replaced by nobody because your "occupation" is flat-out meaningless and unimportant in any facet of American life.
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The fact that Bob thinks he would be in his superior future is a laughable notion. He'd be the first on the firing line due to his occupation and because he pissed off so many people.
Ted_Breakfast said:
He just called himself the One Sane Man. He truly does see himself as a character in a work of fiction, which explains his linear thinking and disassociation from authentic human emotions.
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If he has to state something about himself to make it true, then it isn't true at all.
Mola Ram said:
He's copped to drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade, Bombay Sapphire in Sprite (!!!), and getting drunk enough to blackout and wake up in a hotel lobby in Boston's Chinatown. Now, all of that could be mere puffery, but at the least he was photographed with boozish looking drinks during his trip to Cancun.
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Who knew that Bob's taste in booze was completely patrician? Well, everyone. You put gin in tonic (with a slice of lime), not in Sprite.
 
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Ted_Breakfast said:
He just called himself the One Sane Man. He truly does see himself as a character in a work of fiction, which explains his linear thinking and disassociation from authentic human emotions.
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A long time ago I saw someone describe Bob thusly "He thinks he's the main character in Idiocracy but instead of being average he thinks he's Albert Einstein."
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
Remember when you wanted to dump all the refugees into Middle America?
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Bob, people are moving to states like Texas and Idaho from California, because California is so expensive. There's nothing "obsolete" about red states, and many of them have a lot of California/NY/NJ immigrants in them. Florida in particular has loads of people who moved down from further north on the east coast.

I'm pretty sure Bob doesn't care about internal migration, though, only from outside the USA.
 
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