Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Incredible, first day of October, and he's already started a shitshow. (P.S. Hey @oddish!)

It was quite an exchange. Someone accused Bob of wanting to bar conservatives from voting. Bob responded that he never said that. I told him he's said that republicans are all stupid and that the stupid should not be allowed to vote, he smugly denied that as well, so I sent him screencaps of tweets of him saying that. Then I send him a tweet where he literally says republicans should be forbidden from voting, he ignores all the rest but responds to this one, saying he never said that and only said he wishes they wouldn't vote, even though that tweet is literally him saying exactly that.

The interesting thing is - I've seen him make this excuse before. The "I'm not saying they shouldn't be ALLOWED to vote, I'm only saying I wish they wouldn't" line. I think this is his canned response to this accusation because he's usually been careful enough to leave some plausibly denyability, only it doesn't work in this case because he literally said they should be forbidden from voting.
 
So, the solution to being tethered to the obsolete ghouls that inhabit our country's interior is to tether ourselves to every shithole country on the planet, along with whatever drooling cretins haven't already immigrated to the West?

This is not how logic works.
I want to see how Bob expects this global government of his functions after we get everything under one flag. He just screams "Superior Future!!!" without ever explaining fully how to get to it or what happens afterwards besides "aggressive colonization of space!"
 
I want to see how Bob expects this global government of his functions after we get everything under one flag. He just screams "Superior Future!!!" without ever explaining fully how to get to it or what happens afterwards besides "aggressive colonization of space!"
Maybe he’s in denial that it’s impossible to achieve or he doesn’t have any idea to how to achieve it.
 
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Maybe he’s in denial that it’s impossible to achieve or he doesn’t have any idea to how to achieve it.

He's just ignorant, if you want to be charitable.

Or dumb, if you don't.

This is the kind of person who thinks real life scientists can learn their trades better by watching movies.

I mean, I had a friend growing up who would watch "20 minutes into the future" Sci Fi shows on TV and fully expect what was shown to be available to the public in that time frame, and would get angry, legitimately angry, at society for failing him when we didn't get our food replicators and flying cars in 2005.

Armchair philosophers and futurists are frequently ignorant of anything they don't like, which means they deny the role something like banking regulations or representative democracy or the logistics of a supply chain make their proposals untenable.... and simply label such things not as obstacles to overcome but innate cognitive weaknesses in the general population that everyone ELSE must outgrow and stop being obsolete.

It's like, yes, we could grow wheat on the Moon, there's nothing from a technical standpoint that makes it impossible right now, but, the cost of it means it's not going to happen. But as soon as you say "cost", people like Bob blow up in your face and say "Duh, there won't be money in the future! Are you even listening to me, you savage?"

What they don't like, they simply.... disregard.


RED STATES HAVE NO EXPORTS, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Where do you think the corn syrup that comprises 98% of your diabetic blood stream comes from?

It makes me smh too, I mentioned in another thread that my red state is home to the General Electric locomotive works, Erie Pennsylvania.... they export MILLIONS of dollars worth of locomotives around the WORLD, in fact, you can sometimes see trainloads of, well, trains.....
.... since some foreign customers (Brazil in this case) use different track gauges than us, so we can't drive the engines to the port, we have to haul them...

Hey, Bob, pass a MACK semi truck today? Guess where it was built? Macungie, Pennsylvania, that's their ONLY plant.... EVERY one comes from there. No exception. And the Mack website lists 45 export countries.

How about farm equipment? Ever see a "New Holland" brand combine harvester? Or tractor? Or manure spreader? Wonder where the name came from? It was founded in New Holland, Pennsylvnaia, and the plant is still there today and sells to a listed 180 export nations....

So much for exporting nothing, I guess..... and sorry if that was :autism: but damn, that makes me mad. Don't shit on my state for reasons that aren't true, we've done plenty of things wrong if you want to tweak our noses, (Centraila, Three Mile Island, The Pittsburgh Pirates, James Buchanan) but having no place in the superior globalist future because we have a stone age economy that only sells rocks is NOT one of them.

(We do that too, coal is export number one, still)
 
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If you don't like it, you're free to fuck off.
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*In case of disagreement, blame Russia.*
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If you don't like it, you're free to fuck off.

Gosh, it's almost as if "hate speech" is a vague, nebulous concept that can be used to fuck over legitimate debate if it happens to offend the sensibilities of a majority or a vocal, mobilized minority. Whoever might have guessed that, Mr. Lifetime ACLU Member?
 
It's meaningless to assign value to an area by State the way Bob does. The density of economic activity will depend on an area's terrain and population density. (Cities tend to generate more wealth than rural areas because they tend to be ports or travel hubs, have enough of a population to support factory and service work and they contain financial/banking districts where wealth is traded and generated. ) Still, the only place where you can grow food and mine fuel is out in the sticks. Mines and good cropland are location dependent - they can't just be moved from place to place. And they are IMPORTANT. I'm sure Bob likes to drive and likes to eat meat - but without the US's massive corn and soybean farms, those things (gas and meat) would cost a lot more than they do now.

You could argue that States like Wyoming are full of empty space. (The US Government owns 50 percent of the land there.) But even there you have national treasures like Yellowstone and a massive 2 billion dollar per year tourism industry.

Content producing (and reviewing said content) are very low down on the list of things a civilization needs to survive. As such, arts and entertainment don't tend to show up in a commercial sense until a civilization has grown wealthy. They are the first things to be discarded (or commandeered by a government for use in producing propaganda) when an area's resource level starts to dip. Consequently artists, reviewers and content producers are, as a whole, very insecure. When they are as insecure as Bob, they tend to blow and bluster about how important they are and how unimportant other jobs are in comparison to theirs'. (This is especially true when they speak of jobs like farming and mining, which occur in places where city-dwelling artistes and dilettantes rarely go to.)
 
What Bob doesn't know that he's an idiot and will get the boot because of the new policy. Tick tock Chipman, you're time is limited.

The second this news hit, my immediate reaction was "MovieBob is eventually going to lose his Twitter account because of this."

Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if Bob is the very first person to get kicked-off of Twitter as a result of this policy change. Him tweeting non-stop everyday makes him the perfect candidate for it.
 
If you don't like it, you're free to fuck off.
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"WAAAAAH THE RULES USED TO STOP PEOPLE FROM CALLING OTHERS MIGHT ALSO TARGET MEEEEEE!"
Shut up Bob, if you didn't insist people who were different than you were subhuman or evil for it, you wouldn't be a nazi.

It's that easy.
(thats a good idea actually, go around calling Bob a nazi at every possible moment, and send him the first tweet whenever he asks his followers to mass report)
We need to start implanting a chip into people's brains that shocks them when they unironically use the term "trolling" for literally anything.
 
"WAAAAAH THE RULES USED TO STOP PEOPLE FROM CALLING OTHERS MIGHT ALSO TARGET MEEEEEE!"
Shut up Bob, if you didn't insist people who were different than you were subhuman or evil for it, you wouldn't be a nazi.

It's that easy.
(thats a good idea actually, go around calling Bob a nazi at every possible moment, and send him the first tweet whenever he asks his followers to mass report)

We need to start implanting a chip into people's brains that shocks them when they unironically use the term "trolling" for literally anything.
Reminder and this should be posted frequently like the expecting pic or "no bad tactics"
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The second this news hit, my immediate reaction was "MovieBob is eventually going to lose his Twitter account because of this."

Hell, I wouldn't be shocked if Bob is the very first person to get kicked-off of Twitter as a result of this policy change. Him tweeting non-stop everyday makes him the perfect candidate for it.

And there is a very good chance it will come from those dang dirty trots who get on bobs ass from time to time.
 
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