Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

Thought that was your account going off this:

In other news, I'm pretty exceptional.

Oh, heavens no. I never touch-the-poop. I even abandoned the "Peliculo Roberto" account because I thought he might see it and make an issue out of it.

:powerlevel: I said that because I'm having some mild publishing success and it's the sort of thing he might review someday. If he lives that long. :powerlevel:

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

wow, not even "Grandpa Bob".

I have to give Bob credit on this one. At least he's self-aware enough that his feminism is never going to get him laid.

I see we're at the "intellect is an absolute virtue" garbage again. He can't keep the mask on for five seconds, can he?

If intelligence is an "absolute" virtue, we all know that Bob is the worst kind of sinner.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

wow, not even "Grandpa Bob".
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You could tell quite a bit about a person and how they think of themselves by how they place themselves in their fantasies.

I can't believe we're at "You're an idiot if you don't like Spider-Man 3".
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Personally speaking I don't think Spider-Man 3 or the Raimi movies as a whole deserve as much shit as they get. But with that being said even I can still see that they didn't do Venom justice in the third movie.

But then again I'm an actual fan of the character and not some autistic man-child who hates the character for senseless reasons.

I mean, you're so terrible with money that I wouldn't put it past the other guy.
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That's because you're a broke fuck.

"DON'T CONFRONT ME WITH SHIT I'VE SAID!"
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More proof for us that he reads this forum.

He's not wrong, look at him in his Mario costume.
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God are you fucking stupid. Michael Myers is not "dressed up" as William Shatner. Production behind the scenes used a James T. Kirk mask as the foundation for the Michael Myers mask, which they had to modify to make it into the famous mask it is today. No where in the actual Halloween movie universe is it said that it's a "James T. Kirk" mask that Michael Myers is wearing..

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blobb is pro-his choice. You have to do what he wants, you can’t be pro-life because you’re not choosing what he wants.

 

[Flexo]

Says the best bits for those who didn't catch the full stream. Especially for @Sexy Times Hitler.

L.O.L. at the references

Every time Bobbert. Every fucking time.

Bless you, meatbag. This is why I go that extra mile for you, because you bring a warm feeling to my circuits.

:powerlevel: I said that because I'm having some mild publishing success and it's the sort of thing he might review someday. If he lives that long. :powerlevel:

I'm rating you for the idea that Bob reads.

Or that he's going to live long enough to see a movie adaption of anything you wrote.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Says the best bits for those who didn't catch the full stream. Especially for @Sexy Times Hitler.

L.O.L. at the references
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I saw it on Tuesday, I just skipped around to when they read from Brick by Brick. It's still great if you're looking for the TL;DW version.

Bless you, meatbag. This is why I go that extra mile for you, because you bring a warm feeling to my circuits.

What can I say? I know a good idea when I see one.

So hey, remember my mini-rant yesterday against "X happened, expect sperging" posts?

I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.

 

[Mola Ram]

So hey, remember my mini-rant yesterday against "X happened, expect sperging" posts?

I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.
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What we need is some kind of betting pool. Let's get an over/under on some of his more choice rhetoric, say from a period covering tonight until Monday morning (or maybe whenever Kavanaugh is sworn in):

- "The obsolescents"
- "mayonnaise ghouls"
- "The wasteland"
- Bitching about the Electoral College
- "People who matter"
- "Thinkers vs. Believers"
- Actually referring to Kavanaugh as a rapist or some other defamatory term calling him a sexfiend
- Trump shrieking
- "We're living in a reality show."

Feel free to add your own!

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

What we need is some kind of betting pool. Let's get an over/under on some of his more choice rhetoric, say from a period covering tonight until Monday morning (or maybe whenever Kavanaugh is sworn in):

- "The obsolescents"
- "mayonnaise ghouls"
- "The wasteland"
- Bitching about the Electoral College
- "People who matter"
- "Thinkers vs. Believers"
- Actually referring to Kavanaugh as a rapist or some other defamatory term calling him a sexfiend
- Trump shrieking
- "We're living in a reality show."

Feel free to add your own!

Subhuman, animals, superior future, lack of understanding (freebie).

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

"Everyone who disagrees with me hates women! Especially women!"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What we need is some kind of betting pool. Let's get an over/under on some of his more choice rhetoric, say from a period covering tonight until Monday morning (or maybe whenever Kavanaugh is sworn in):

- "The obsolescents"
- "mayonnaise ghouls"
- "The wasteland"
- Bitching about the Electoral College
- "People who matter"
- "Thinkers vs. Believers"
- Actually referring to Kavanaugh as a rapist or some other defamatory term calling him a sexfiend
- Trump shrieking
- "We're living in a reality show."

Feel free to add your own!

A legit repeat from the 2016 election. With the lines of:

“I will never forgive my fellow Americans for this. A global, post-national Superior Future was upon us two years ago and you throw it away. Damn you.”

“The America that matters was stolen by mediocre wasteland obsoletes who were afraid to evolve, compete and change.”

“If you voted for Trump two years ago, blood is on your heads. The future that the Americans who matter have build and created as been erased. And for what? “MUH JERBS!” Fuck off!”

I can’t emphasize how excited I am for this temper tantrum. Trump, Kavanugh, and Gunn’s firing help get Bob to whine like a child. As I said in the TDS thread, Bob and the MSM are going to have amazing temper tantrums when he’s confirmed.

And when he’s confirmed, Bob and his ilk will be responsible for happening, just like they were in 2016. They will pay the price for only using Ford to stop him from being confirmed.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I would bet good money that it will be his heart. Hell, I will go the extra mile and say that it will give out on November 3, 2020 after Trump is re-elected as President of the United States.

I might have to revise my prediction. The human heart can't handle the amount of salt we're going to get from Bob over Kavanaugh.

 

[Mola Ram]

Oh! I'm betting he proffers some hilariously harebrained court-packing scheme, probably with crosstalk and attaboys from other lefty cows.

 

[RockVolnutt]

So hey, remember my mini-rant yesterday against "X happened, expect sperging" posts?

I never said I wasn't a hypocrite.
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It's kinda different since Bob has shown he can't contain himself with bigger political issues. At least with entertainment stuff, he likes to be vague and weasel out. James Gunn and the Mario movie seems to be exceptions.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Well with Kavanagh a done deal

 

[Rathkor]

What we need is some kind of betting pool. Let's get an over/under on some of his more choice rhetoric, say from a period covering tonight until Monday morning (or maybe whenever Kavanaugh is sworn in):

- "The obsolescents"
- "mayonnaise ghouls"
- "The wasteland"
- Bitching about the Electoral College
- "People who matter"
- "Thinkers vs. Believers"
- Actually referring to Kavanaugh as a rapist or some other defamatory term calling him a sexfiend
- Trump shrieking
- "We're living in a reality show."

Feel free to add your own!

"This is why the Electoral College system needs to be dismantled NOW."

And add in some variation on #IStandWithSchumer since Amy Schumer got arrested at a protest against Kavanagh and Bob won't be able to resist trying to push that angle.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

How I'm imagining the next few days going:

 

[Koby_Fish]

My favorite is him thinking "KILL THEM ALL!" will destroy ideas even though his dream Superior Future involves grabbing people from culturally conservative places like Mexico. If he wants to act out this dumb "We will replace you" shit than he should be fetishizing....idk, Germans and Swedes? The kind of progressivism he idealizes doesn't really exist outside wealthy white countries.

Bob is overly optimistic that immigrants from any place at all will become woke in school and college just like he did.

 

[RodgerDodger]

What we need is some kind of betting pool. Let's get an over/under on some of his more choice rhetoric, say from a period covering tonight until Monday morning (or maybe whenever Kavanaugh is sworn in):

- "The obsolescents"
- "mayonnaise ghouls"
- "The wasteland"
- Bitching about the Electoral College
- "People who matter"
- "Thinkers vs. Believers"
- Actually referring to Kavanaugh as a rapist or some other defamatory term calling him a sexfiend
- Trump shrieking
- "We're living in a reality show."

Feel free to add your own!

Honestly I’m at 50/50 odds that by tomorrow afternoon he works himself into such an enraged froth that he swallows his own tongue and chokes to death on his own vomit.

Then again evidence seems to indicate there is nothing Bob can’t swallow. Given how utterly repulsive his ideas are.

 

[Mola Ram]

Honestly I’m at 50/50 odds that by tomorrow afternoon he works himself into such an enraged froth that he swallows his own tongue and chokes to death on his own vomit.

Then again evidence seems to indicate there is nothing Bob can’t swallow. Given how utterly repulsive his ideas are.

Well that's just another leg for the argument his D&D equivalent is Juiblex, the Faceless Lord.

I'm mostly saying this so I can add another observation: Juiblex's only allies are various slimes, molds, and jellies. So very Bob.

 

[Gordon Cole]

So far we've got: "The obsolescents", "People who matter" and "The Wasteland".