Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

This is a lot meaner than I usually like to get with Bob -- I don't like involving his niece even marginally -- but then I noticed that Kavanaugh's kids are in the picture he mocked for racial reasons. Fuck it, Bob. You don't like it, stop uploading these images. And ... be better.

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The great thing about mocking is that you can do nothing that crosses the line. Bob is THAT reprehensible.

 

[Positron]

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The red-shirt guy is a veteran who believes in racial equality. This is exactly The America That Matters.

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Except when said women accuse Faraci.

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Internet film critics are a gang of rapists.
Internet film critics are a gang of rapists.
Internet film critics are a gang of rapists.
Internet film critics are a gang of rapists.
Internet film critics are a gang of rapists.
Internet film critics are a gang of rapists.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I was reading an excerpt from Stephen Harper's (former Prime Minister of Canada) upcoming book on populism and found this interesting. He basically divided the world into two groups: "Anywheres" whose jobs aren't affected by technology and outsourcing, can live anywhere in the world, and the nation-state is useful for only a passport. Y'know, the globalists. Then there are the "Somewheres" who usually live in their communities for most of their lives with only brief excursions into the wider world and have a strong attachment to their community and the nation-state.

Bob's lifestyle is clearly that of a "Somewhere's" (including his inexplicable attachment to Boston), but he has delusions of being an "Anywhere." While it is true that his vocation is not subject to the technological changes, it is not a useful one and he is effectively a corporate shill who works for peanuts.

That's an interesting idea. Though I'd class Bob as a "Nowhere". He's like a somewhere, but he has no connection to his local community or area beyond nostalgia. This was the man who spent a wedding hunched over his phone getting into slap fights on Twitter. While he has a job that could technically describe him as an Anywhere, he doesn't like even slight change so I don't imagine him doing well as one of "the global elite".

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

That's an interesting idea. Though I'd class Bob as a "Nowhere". He's like a somewhere, but he has no connection to his local community or area beyond nostalgia. This was the man who spent a wedding hunched over his phone getting into slap fights on Twitter. While he has a job that could technically describe him as an Anywhere, he doesn't like even slight change so I don't imagine him doing well as one of "the global elite".

In theory, but between poor health, shitty spending habits, and shaky employment, could Bob survive if not for his family carrying his tubby ass? He's tied to the community only in the sense that he's tied to the people who support him, he has no broader connection to the people who surround him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

In theory, but between poor health, shitty spending habits, and shaky employment, could Bob survive if not for his family carrying his tubby ass? He's tied to the community only in the sense that he's tied to the people who support him, he has no broader connection to the people who surround him.

Is it dumb for me to think he’s having tax problems and is probably tax evading?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Is it dumb for me to think he’s having tax problems and is probably tax evading?

Speculative, perhaps, but not unreasonably so. Self-employed with multiple revenue streams is tricky even for people who give a shit, and you could probably write what Bob knows about accounting on the back of a postage stamp, but if he has a decent accountant he's probably in the clear. And the rest of his family does seem good enough at being functional adults to hook him up with a good accountant as well as everything else. Add to that the fact that even if he's fudging, the IRS is unlikely to scrutinize him because he's such small potatoes (and they don't take settlements in Funko Pops or other bugman trash.) Honestly, the only way I think he'll ever run into serious tax trouble is 1) if he's doing something very sketchy with his revenue reporting and 2) admits to it on Twitter.

 

[Red Hood]

In theory, but between poor health, shitty spending habits, and shaky employment, could Bob survive if not for his family carrying his tubby ass? He's tied to the community only in the sense that he's tied to the people who support him, he has no broader connection to the people who surround him.

He's tied to the community in the sense that someone is going to have to take out a wall to get him out of his basement hovel when he croaks and the taxpayers will probably have to foot the bill for a refrigerator box and hole in the ground when he succumbs to complications from diabesity.

Harvest it while you can.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Is it dumb for me to think he’s having tax problems and is probably tax evading?

Weirdly that is likely not one of his sins. At least not intentionally. Bob is kind of an obsessive compulsive type when it comes to certain structures and rules. If anything I more suspect Bob grossly overpays because he doesn't really know how to do business taxes. Although to be fair EVERY small independent business owner and contractor overpays for the first two years just because going from short form 1040-EZ of the common worker drone to a 1040-C and all associated sub forms is a huge change of mental state. And you are so terified of getting "The Call" that you never deduct what you actually legally can, or even know what you can deduct in the first place.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I am curious as to what Bob will feel about the Midterms if the Democrats won. Considering how he is very predictable with loss considering how it has been seen, I am curious about a victory for Bob.

 

[Kyria the Great]

I am curious as to what Bob will feel about the Midterms if the Democrats won. Considering how he is very predictable with loss considering how it has been seen, I am curious about a victory for Bob.

It would be smug condescension so the worst type of Bob

 

[RockVolnutt]

I am curious as to what Bob will feel about the Midterms if the Democrats won. Considering how he is very predictable with loss considering how it has been seen, I am curious about a victory for Bob.

"Tick tock tick tock, one can't fight the Superior inevitably of the Superior Future. This is a step into greatness but greater threats still lay ahead. #RehireJamesGunn"

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’m legitimately amazed he hasn’t even earned a temporary Twitter ban yet.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I’m legitimately amazed he hasn’t even earned a temporary Twitter ban yet.

The only way for that to happen is if he was mass reported for his bs. Which I seriously do no condone that option.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blobbo continues to slam white, middle America and conservatives. He’s only doing it to announce to woke blacks that he’s not one of them. Those poor white conservatives who........ share the same concerns as blacks in regards to jobs, providing for their families, making sure their kids are safe, etc. White people can’t vote or act on their concerns, like minorities can, because that’s racism or something?

Which is funny since minorities didn’t vote for Hillary and is one of the major reasons she lost. Blacks didn’t come out in the same numbers that they did for Obama. Curious how no one is blaming them or that woke blacks on twitter continue to blame white women.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I’m legitimately amazed he hasn’t even earned a temporary Twitter ban yet.

Blue checkmark of autism protects him, to the dismay of everyone else. Seeing Bob eat a ban would generate a lot of salt.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Once the probationary period is over for the new dehumanizing twitter rule, it wouldn’t take much for dedicated people or bots to go back and report every single tweet where he calls white people obsolete, or wishes economic ruin on them, etc.

He’s not safe, and no one would care if his fat ass was gone. Anita isn’t going to raise a stink.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He’s not safe, and no one would care if his fat ass was gone. Anita isn’t going to raise a stink.

Considering Bob has a fanbase and Andrew Dobson is a huge fan of him, there will be a bit of salt.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Considering Bob has a fanbase and Andrew Dobson is a huge fan of him, there will be a bit of salt.

No one with a blue check would care, most seem to despise him especially on the left.

Let’s not forget he knew Devin Faraci was sexually harassing women and said/did nothing about it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

No one with a blue check would care, most seem to despise him especially on the left.

Let’s not forget he knew Devin Faraci was sexually harassing women and said/did nothing about it.

I mean there are far left SJWs like Arthur Chu and Lindsay Ellis who seem to interact with him a lot. Not saying they are close but we shouldn't ignore that there are some blue check people who care about Bob.

 

[Done]

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