Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Jetpack Himmler said:
The psychology of Bob is one of the reasons why I keep coming back to this thread, and his obsession with pop culture is at the centre of it. The "Mario is God" comment in particular demonstrates how he has a fanatical devotion to it that easily matches or exceeds that of a religious zealot. Nature abhors a vacuum and in the absence of traditional religion he has devoted himself to a malformed fusion of Progressivist ideology and pop culture. It would not surprise me if he thought Mario was real in the most abstract sense as Greek pagans thought Zeus was real whenever they saw lightning. This line of thinking extends to other "icons" like Spider-Man, with Bob viewing the Sam Raimi version as a real entity on some visceral level instead of another iteration of a fictional character.

It's not just Bob, though. I have wasted time engaging people who venerate the Justice League animated series in a similar fashion to the point where they actively hate Hal Jordan and Barry Allen simply because they are not John Stewart or Wally West. Somehow they see one iteration as "real" instead of one of many throughout the decades. Then there are the millennials who make me ashamed to be a member of that generation because the fucking Harry Potter novels shaped their world view. Most of Bob's and their "thinking" goes to reinforcing their deepest-held beliefs rather than critical thinking or self-reflection.
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Speaking of the Sam Raimi trilogy, I keep getting this video in my recommendations.
Bob's just another idiot that yaps the loudest.
 
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:offtopic: That video's been popping up in my recommendeds lately too and it sucks, it's some guy sperging about how camp and hammy acting is bad because it's not The Dark Knight and admits that his problems with it are mostly because he hated Tobey Maguire his whole life.

I wish YouTube could realize I'm only keeping up on cows like Bob to see how low he gets and not recommend me other hack film critics too.
 
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Soyicidal Tendencies said:
:offtopic: That video's been popping up in my recommendeds lately too and it sucks, it's some guy sperging about how camp and hammy acting is bad because it's not The Dark Knight and admits that his problems with it are mostly because he hated Tobey Maguire his whole life.

I wish YouTube could realize I'm only keeping up on cows like Bob to see how low he gets and not recommend me other hack film critics too.
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If you must watch Bob videos, watch them in an incognito tab.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
And a cow crossover with Rowan Kaiser.
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Oh the irony, of all the people, it was Kavanaugh supporters that were taking it personally? Really? Is that why multiple people got on camera against Kavanaugh and kept talking about how the gop was invalidating their experience? The left had gone full on with this whole “not believing Ford is an attack on women everywhere” bullshit. The projection on Bob here is astounding.


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Bob, you and all the other luddites who only likes certain tech because it looks kewl and dont care about the operation can all go fuck off with demanding dumb shit. It’s a pet peeve of mine when these types of people try to but in and act like tech interests them when all they’re really interested in is the flashy stuff.
 
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So we're two for four til Blobbo blows his pancake stack. All we need is that ol' Marvel/Fox cockblock and we'll be swimming in all that salt goodness. It would be oh so fucking delicious. Sure I would love to see a MCU Fantastic Four movie, but watching him having a meltdown is worth the price of admission alone.
 
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Sexy Times Hitler said:
The psychology of a sore loser.
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"Hey STEM, could you please revolve your accomplishments around me?"
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Says the user who's had "#RehireJamesGunn" in his profile for three months.
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I'm not sure how well "Ha ha, people are gonna die" is gonna fly...
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He's still pulling the "Obama and Hillary were just pretending to be against gay marriage to get votes" shit.
I don't understand how he thinks this yet at the same time believes they are also 100% for progressive values solely as a moral stance. Like Bob in your mind they already lied once before for votes, but now all of a sudden they are completely genuine when they try to pander for your vote?
 
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Mr._Blonde said:
So we're two for four til Blobbo blows his pancake stack. All we need is that ol' Marvel/Fox cockblock and we'll be swimming in all that salt goodness. It would be oh so fucking delicious. Sure I would love to see a MCU Fantastic Four movie, but watching him having a meltdown is worth the price of admission alone.
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Well China and the EU will vote on October 19. Since we’re in a trade war with China, it’ll be difficult for the merger to be approved by all regulators. This merger has to get approved by ALL regulators, including China.

This should be a issue for Bob to note because China killed Qualcomm’s $44 billion deal to buy NXP after spending two years ironing out the deal. I know he has a hard on for China but they could deny his dream to see Wolverine team up with Iron-Man. Though I imagine this would be a nightmare for both Disney and the Murdochs since they are creating New Fox. A rejection would bring disaster for both companies. Yes, there’s little revenue from China in Fox, but that doesn’t take away the fact that this could be a issue for both companies.

Here’s a article from NYT about how China could affect merger deal.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/07/business/china-trade-deals-retaliate.html
 
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Godzilla@1989 said:
Well China and the EU will vote on October 19. Since we’re in a trade war with China, it’ll be difficult for the merger to be approved by all regulators. This merger has to get approved by ALL regulators, including China.

This should be a issue for Bob to note because China killed Qualcomm’s $44 billion deal to buy NXP after spending two years ironing out the deal. I know he has a hard on for China but they could deny his dream to see Wolverine team up with Iron-Man. Though I imagine this would be a nightmare for both Disney and the Murdochs since they are creating New Fox. A rejection would bring disaster for both companies. Yes, there’s little revenue from China in Fox, but that doesn’t take away the fact that this could be a issue for both companies.

Here’s a article from NYT about how China could affect merger deal.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/07/business/china-trade-deals-retaliate.html
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Qualcomm is a shit company so they deserved it. Disney shouldn't be buying companies because they are edging closer and closer to a monopoly. Look what Nintendo did in the 80s, and look what Disney is doing now.
 
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Qualcomm is a shit company so they deserved it. Disney shouldn't be buying companies because they are edging closer and closer to a monopoly. Look what Nintendo did in the 80s, and look what Disney is doing now.
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Sorry, I’m not aware of what Nintendo (Bob’s favorite company) did. Can you explain what Nintendo did in the 80s?
 
Godzilla@1989 said:
Well China and the EU will vote on October 19. Since we’re in a trade war with China, it’ll be difficult for the merger to be approved by all regulators. This merger has to get approved by ALL regulators, including China.

This should be a issue for Bob to note because China killed Qualcomm’s $44 billion deal to buy NXP after spending two years ironing out the deal. I know he has a hard on for China but they could deny his dream to see Wolverine team up with Iron-Man. Though I imagine this would be a nightmare for both Disney and the Murdochs since they are creating New Fox. A rejection would bring disaster for both companies. Yes, there’s little revenue from China in Fox, but that doesn’t take away the fact that this could be a issue for both companies.

Here’s a article from NYT about how China could affect merger deal.
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/07/business/china-trade-deals-retaliate.html
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If China blocks it Bob will blame Trump for starting a trade war with China in the first place.
 
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it's another episode of 'disingenuously arguing against political representation to mask my visceral anger at the fact that i'm not getting my way'
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These coastal fuckers really think everyone up here doesn't deserve to have any say in their land or laws, don't they? California thinking they know best for places that are nothing like California is the obscenity here. This "flyover state" attitude of thinking that just the population centers should control a whole gigantic country is why the Democrats lost, Bobbo.
 
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it's another episode of 'disingenuously arguing against political representation to mask my visceral anger at the fact that i'm not getting my way'
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You know I actually agree with Bob here! No wait hear me out.
There should be a Legislature with it's number of seats based on population. Almost like...A House. A House of Representatives if you will.
Bob you fucking idiot. I learned about the New Jersey Plan and the Virginia Plan and the Connecticut Compromise in like the 4th Grade.
I swear how did he ever manage to pass his Civics Test in High School?
 
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