Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

>columbus was a bad italian, here are a bunch of comic book artists and a dude who co-invented a fucking tub with water jets you should honor instead

And even when it comes to directors, Bobby can only name Scorsese. Not to downplay Scorsese's importance or achievement but why not name Scorsese's idols, like Fellini, Visconti or Pasolini?

What a film critic.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Maybe Bob should ask people in Eastern California or Upstate New York or practically any part of Illinois outside of Chicago how those little blue dots have been treating them.
I'm sure they'd have a lot to say about Chicago's appalling corruption or LA's constant draining of their resources or NYC forcing insane amounts of regulation and taxes on them.
Although then again to Bob things like California's godawful poverty and wealth inequality are features not bugs.

The reason why we have the electoral college, the senate, house etc is to prevent the tyranny of the majority. Hence why those red states have more representation than a populated liberal dot in California.

The federal government isn’t designed to be controlled by populous cities, unlike state governments in liberal states. Those are actually good examples of the tyranny of the majority. Large liberal cities imposing their will on the remote, conservative pockets of the state and they have zero recourse whereas with the federal government, trump is a great example, shit can change af the drop of a hat which is good for our democracy.

 

[TheImportantFart]

At least he can turn to television in these trying times.
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Oh, he’s still pissy about South Park. What a surprise.

This was Bob when the 19th season of South Park first aired:

And this is him now three years later:

 

[Judge Dredd]

"And on a completely unrelated note, please contribute to my Patreon."

I thought Bob was for affirmative action and representation in media?

Report this tweet for libelous harassment.

 

[Rathkor]

Feminist.
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"And on a completely unrelated note, please contribute to my Patreon."
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So now we're at "More Italian than actual Italians".
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Report this tweet for libelous harassment.
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How is it that he can't move, but his goalposts do?
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...You just had one excuse?
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At least he can turn to television in these trying times.
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Bob is just mad that someone else can smile in a picture without looking like he just shat his pants and hopes no one's noticed.

Also, how much restraint do you think it took him not to include Mario in his list of Good Italians?

 

[RockVolnutt]

I thought Bob was for affirmative action and representation in media?

Well he has been retweeting these.

 

[Emperor Julian]

It's weird how south park implies donalds trumps a shitty President but is more interesting in commentry on American society and that isnt enough for Bob. I'd like to think he's just such a Puritan that anything short of producing anti-trump and propaghanda while denying his supporters basic humanity is unacceptable but part of me can't help but suspect he's so genuinly stupid he doesnt understand the show and thinks it's pro-trump.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It's weird how south park implies donalds trumps a shitty President but is more interesting in commentry on American society but isnt enough for Bob. I'd like to think he's just such a Puritan that anything short of producing anti-trump and propaghanda while denying his supporters basic humanity is unacceptable but part of me can't help but suspect he's so genuinly stupid he doesnt understand the show and thinks it's pro-trump.

Is Movieblob one of those people that think that Rick and Morty are exceptionally high-brow comedy that "only smart people can understand"? I'm thinking that given how stupid Blob actually is, South Park is to him what Rick and Morty are to "stupid" people.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's weird how south park implies donalds trumps a shitty President but is more interesting in commentry on American society and that isnt enough for Bob. I'd like to think he's just such a Puritan that anything short of producing anti-trump and propaghanda while denying his supporters basic humanity is unacceptable but part of me can't help but suspect he's so genuinly stupid he doesnt understand the show and thinks it's pro-trump.

He talked about it before. He didn't like them having a season that parodied progressives and he has this weird belief that South Park inspired "chan culture" and the anti-establishment attitudes that lead to what he calls the alt-right. The importance he places on South Park is really confusing for someone who was a babby at the height of the show's popularity.

 

[Red Hood]

Well he has been retweeting these.

What are they gonna do, eat Thanos? (Edited for clarity)

 

[Mola Ram]

What are they gonna do, eat him?

Pork isn't halal.

 

[Flexo]

And a cow crossover with Rowan Kaiser.

I just can't get over how this fully applies to their feminists and SJW allies.

They're projection is now so bad they're doing it for others.

"Hey STEM, could you please revolve your accomplishments around me?"

MICROAGRESSION!

Please, fellow Kiwis, I hope you can all donate to my patreon during this trying time for me.

 

[NQ 952]

I have nothing to add to this thread.

My doctor has told me that I've reversed my diabetes.

Fuck you, Bob.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's ignorance for the common man has exploded recently, mainly because of Kavanaugh's appointment to the Supreme Court. If Bob wanted to name some Italians that have put themselves in the annals of history, there's Giovanni Boccaccio (author of The Decameron, a book written during the Black Death, and a great book to boot. Just make sure to get the Wayne A. Rebhorn translation).

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's ignorance for the common man has exploded recently, mainly because of Kavanaugh's appointment to the Supreme Court. If Bob wanted to name some Italians that have put themselves in the annals of history, there's Giovanni Boccaccio (author of The Decameron, a book written during the Black Death, and a great book to boot. Just make sure to get the Wayne A. Rebhorn translation).

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles thing is almost insulting. I can't tell if it was a tongue-in-cheek joke or if he really is that stupid (though the prior 1600 pages would seem to argue for the latter). I mean, why bring up the character Leonardo instead of ... you know ... the actual Leonardo da Vinci?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles thing is almost insulting. I can't tell if it was a tongue-in-cheek joke or if he really is that stupid (though the prior 1600 pages would seem to argue for the latter). I mean, why bring up the character Leonardo instead of ... you know ... the actual Leonardo da Vinci?

Because if he searched Leonardo Da Vinci, he would have been flooded with this.

Spoiler: What Bob would have gotten.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because if he searched Leonardo Da Vinci, he would have been flooded with this.

Spoiler: What Bob would have gotten.

I have no idea what this is, but I like it.

 

[Flexo]

Bob's ignorance for the common man has exploded recently, mainly because of Kavanaugh's appointment to the Supreme Court. If Bob wanted to name some Italians that have put themselves in the annals of history, there's Giovanni Boccaccio (author of The Decameron, a book written during the Black Death, and a great book to boot. Just make sure to get the Wayne A. Rebhorn translation).

But what's wrong with Columbus?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Does Bob know that the Democrat Taylor Swift endorse is a Kavanaugh supporter?

 

[Mola Ram]

Does Bob know that the Democrat Taylor Swift endorse is a Kavanaugh supporter?

Oh come on, man. You've been on this thread long enough to know how Bob will explain that away.

1) He's from the ghoul-infested, god-bothering wasteland of Tennessee, so of course he'll support the Rapist in a Robe.

2) Oh, that's just a convenient lie to fool the ghouls and god-botherers.