Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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>James Gunn got another gig at DC instead of Marvel.

Did Bob wish on a monkey's paw or something?
True, but expect massive amounts of sperging from Bob.
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I predict Blobbo will call Disney STUPID and COWARDS for letting James Gunn go to awful DC.

Then he’ll praise Gunn and say he’ll improve the suicide squad series (idk why we needed a sequel).
On the plus, maybe Suicide Squad 2 won’t be shit that gets fucked in the ass by the studio and gets edited by a trailer company.
 
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Place your bets. Is Bob going to sperg about Gunn going to DC or is he going to become a DC fanboy?
 
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With Kavanaugh being confirmed, James Gunn being dragooned by the hated DCEU, if the Republicans hold the House and Senate, I think we'll be a long way toward confirming that God hates Bob.
If God truly hated Bob, he would have be warped to Van Tassell, Wyoming. A town with 15 people living there, all of them white, and in a state that is dominated by Republicans in every single level of government.
 
Place your bets. Is Bob going to sperg about Gunn going to DC or is he going to become a DC fanboy?
It could honestly go in a few directions. He could throw a salty shitfit, or he could play armchair executive again as he goes through the mental gymnastics necessary to be okay with it.

As for #RehireJamesGunn, I wouldn't be shocked if he still kept it up for reasons along the lines of "I want to remind Marvel/Bob Iger/Alan Horn/etc. of what they lost."
 
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Way to prove you matter.
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I love how nobody proved the user wrong. I went on twitter and it’s really sad how they try justify how Bob “matters”. Seriously though, Bob, if you actually come on here and you’re reading this, you don’t matter, you never have and you never will matter. Your shitty reviews are a dime a dozen with other youtubers, and even we don’t care that much about you, there are plenty of lolcows to fill our time.
 
Well, if the entire internet can't change Bob's trajectory, why make an attempt?
Just Bob's delusion that he has an army of followers ready to TOTALLY DESTROY!!!111 those wasteland ghouls using facts and knowledge and shit, on Bob's command, while he just sits back and watches the carnage, which, of course, never happens.

He's like some illegitimate tin-pot puppet dictator who tries to command the royal guard to flog his enemies and they just scratch their asses and say "We don't actually work for you."
 
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