Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

What if it bombs spectacularly like the first film did?

It didn't.

 

[Rathkor]

I would make fun of him, but "Misanthropebob" doesn't have the same ring to it.
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That's one way to make October intetresting, Bob the Taylor Swift fanboy.
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Way to prove you matter.
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"GRRRRRRRRR! DISAGREEMENT MAKES BOB ANGRY"
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In other words, Trump changed things?
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General GOP sperging.
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Given the number of times Bob has mentioned hitting people he doesn't like with pies, I'm starting to get uncomfortably certain Bob is trying to express his very specific fetishes.....

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Given the number of times Bob has mentioned hitting people he doesn't like with pies, I'm starting to get uncomfortably certain Bob is trying to express his very specific fetishes.....

Maybe he eats the pie before he hits someone with it.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I think he's trying to wrap up his direct calls for harassment and violence against people he disagrees with in "cutesy" imagery, like saying he wants to blast Lindsey Graham with an air-horn while he's trying to eat. It seems to be his strategy to try to avoid getting banned for being a vicious, angry little fuck.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I'm sure they'll be fine.

Oh, so that's what that loud fart noise was.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think he's trying to wrap up his direct calls for harassment and violence against people he disagrees with in "cutesy" imagery, like saying he wants to blast Lindsey Graham with an air-horn while he's trying to eat. It seems to be his strategy to try to avoid getting banned for being a vicious, angry little fuck.

This is exactly what he's trying to do. Bob is stupid, but his viciousness exceeds his stupidity, and it lends him a bit of cleverness. He doesn't stop to consider that the air horn and pie bullshit are utterly out of step with the tone he strikes in almost every other tweet. I mean really: "The god-bothering ghouls, these ... things who have been left behind by evolution, it is an obscenity they get to speak with so much more representation. We can't make nice with these monsters anymore. Someone needs to sneak up to Trump and ... hit him with a pie."

Mm-hm. I feel like he came awfully close to putting that word in quotes: Hit him with a "pie." Wink, wink.

This shit is about as obvious as those comedy photoshops of porn scenes where they draw an ice cream cone over a dick.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I predict Blobbo will call Disney STUPID and COWARDS for letting James Gunn go to awful DC.

Then he’ll praise Gunn and say he’ll improve the suicide squad series (idk why we needed a sequel).

I'm sure they'll be fine.
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Oh, so that's what that loud fart noise was.
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Never change, you predictable fat tub of lard.

Is he going to take down #rehirejamesgunn now?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

but to Blob, radio is an obslete tech for the fly over countries that should be ignored in favor of television and internet

What he doesn't realize is the wireless he probably uses to get on Twitter and upload his shitty videos is all based on radio. To make it even crazier, I work for an ISP that, in order to get the internet out to rural communities that don't have fiber (cause we have fiber up here), we maintain a network of radio towers that bounce a signal along the network so that people out in the asscrack of nowhere can watch a cat video or two. Radio rocks.

 

[Flexo]

Heads up, @Sexy Times Hitler, new part posted.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Heads up, @Sexy Times Hitler, new part posted.

What is this? I'm not really going to watch if it's someone playing Mario and sperging about Brick by Brick being a literary classic.

 

[Rathkor]

What he doesn't realize is the wireless he probably uses to get on Twitter and upload his shitty videos is all based on radio. To make it even crazier, I work for an ISP that, in order to get the internet out to rural communities that don't have fiber (cause we have fiber up here), we maintain a network of radio towers that bounce a signal along the network so that people out in the asscrack of nowhere can watch a cat video or two. Radio rocks.

This god bothering backwards ghouls dontdoeven deserve internet. If they wanted modern amenities like internet they should move to glorious future coastal cities!

 

[Flexo]

What is this? I'm not really going to watch if it's someone playing Mario and sperging about Brick by Brick being a literary classic.

I posted a "best of" of part 1 earlier.

They mock him quite a bit and make fun of his twitter.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Here's another Italian inventor that Bob doesn't know about: Guglielmo Marconi, who was a pioneer in long-range radio transmission. Of course, it does not (directly) relate to entertainment so why would he even know?

Granted, I mostly know from one of those Canadian Heritage Minutes.

and let's not forget Enrico Fermi, the Nobel Prize-winning physicist who created the first nuclear reactor and was one of the early pioneers of nuclear physics; billions of watts of cheap, relatively clean energy are now generated worldwide, thanks in no small part to Fermi's work

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

The summary point being that his ignorance of Italian achievements would make Mario very, very disappointed in Bob.

 

[Flexo]

Has Scott Adams discovered Bob? (Looks similar...)

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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Oh, so that's what that loud fart noise was.
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Uh... that would require you having sex, Bob. That ain't ever gonna happen.

 

[Lensherr]

I'm sure they'll be fine.
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I know this is pure , but part of me wonders if, given how MovieBob seems to be showing uncertainty about Marvel’s future, for some reason Marvel fatigue does finally set in and/or the movies start to drop in quality, and DC finally gets their shit together, he’ll start cheerleading for the latter instead.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Spoiler: His reaction to Gunn working on Suicide Squad

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And this is why I hate "X happened, expect sperging" posts, @REGENDarySumanai.

Yeah, really shat the bed with that one. Can't blame anyone else for that fuck up.

The summary point being that his ignorance of Italian achievements would make Mario very, very disappointed in Bob.

Romulus himself is spinning in the afterlife.

 

[Flexo]

Uh... that would require you having sex, Bob. That ain't ever gonna happen.

I dunno... from the Kavanaugh thread I think we found a girl for Bob...

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I dunno... from the Kavanaugh thread I think we found a girl for Bob...

I'd never even heard about that site before but it's apparently where feminists dig up manosphere types to mock them. And yet it has some autistic screed about some feminist communist revolution killing all the evil men like something out of a MRA strawman, that total lack of self awareness does indeed sound Blob-worthy.