Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[elder god]

How's that any different from "subhuman cretins"?

Yeah, NPC, meaning that liberals tend to regurgitate the same tired talking points much like an NPC, and are not using critical thought, is a slur and wrong to use! Subhuman, submental, obsolete, doesn't matter, "people", etc. all are simply implying that people who disagree with me politically are less than human and should be treated as such. Which is why its A-OK!

Lets be honest, he's only mad because its a better meme than anything he could come up with.

 

[Wood Glue]

Keeping up with this thread must be exhausting, how do you guys do it?

That is the beauty of this thread. You can walk away at any time, and no matter how many pages later you return, Bob will be exactly where you left him. Angrily screeching in his basement. Only thing that has changed is the number of Mario figurines surrounding him.

 

[Done]

Alright, I have to say one thing, whoever is fantasizing about Bob getting fired needs to get a grip, you're looking like you're totally not jealous at all that a fat man gets to autistically flail about on video for his basement rent shekels, all for our (hopefully ironic) entertainment.

Plus, he's been so content rich since he started in the Escapist, because he feels bulletproof with the new Escapist management, why would you want to rob us of content-generating smugness? It's the very best cow-mode!

Do you think that bob can feel the noose tightening around his fat neck as flails and foams at the mouth?

Yes, it's called his carotid artery lol.

 

[Judge Dredd]

"But making porn starring manipulated teenagers? A-ok."

When the press say "underage anime girls" they basically mean "thing I don't like". It's blatantly obvious that they are using that term so they can label anyone who might disagree with their censorious nonsense as paedophiles. What's baffling though is that they will shield real paedophiles if they lean slightly to the left.

Bob himself turned a blind eye to the real sexual assaults Devin Faraci did, but yet here he is taking swipes at a game for fictional sexual assault. That's assuming that Eurogamer isn't full of shit, but it's a game journalism site so there's a 99% chance they are making it up.

At this point, it just feels like he's running out of shit to sperg about.

It's not just Bob either. It seems like if there's no Trump tweets or controversial news story, various lolcows/communities lose their minds over nothing. It's as if they have to sperg so many times a week, and they sperg about whatever is in their field of vision at the time.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Plus, he's been so content rich since he started in the Escapist, because he feels bulletproof with the new Escapist management, why would you want to rob us of content-generating smugness? It's the very best cow-mode!

All I know is that it isn't going to last and the best mode of Moviebob is absolute assblasted. Though it will be funny if the lawsuit rumors are true and this is the second time the Escapist lands in hot water because of his antics.

 

[Mola Ram]

All I know is that it isn't going to last and the best mode of Moviebob is absolute assblasted. Though it will be funny if the lawsuit rumors are true and this is the second time the Escapist lands in hot water because of his antics.

What are these lawsuit rumors?

 

[Kyria the Great]

What are these lawsuit rumors?

One of the former contributors to The Escapist is rumored to be suing the company for defamation from their new contributors that were attempting to character assassinate, ie folks like Bob. If the rumors are true, Bob certainly does fit that category nice and neat

 

[Godzilla@1989]

One of the former contributors to The Escapist is rumored to be suing the company for defamation from their new contributors that were attempting to character assassinate, ie folks like Bob. If the rumors are true, Bob certainly does fit that category nice and neat

How much is the lawsuit supposed to cost?

 

[Kyria the Great]

How much is the lawsuit supposed to cost?

Not sure, but one of the other kiwis might be able to fill you in better as all this is pure speculation right now

 

[Mola Ram]

Not sure, but one of the other kiwis might be able to fill you in better as all this is pure speculation right now

Frankly I think I'll wait til we actually see a complaint a la Diversity & Comics.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

God, watching Bob yammer about Civil War history is making my blood pressure spike. I just want to beat the man with a goddamn history book at this point.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Yeah, screw that ebil racist Vince McMahon!
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I mean, I'm not proud of having to share a country with you either.
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At this point, it just feels like he's running out of shit to sperg about.
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Just keep coming up with those million-dollar ideas!
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"NOTICE ME CHELSEA CLINTON!"
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Feminist.
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I mean, Ryan Coogler isn't a jackass on Twitter, so that's gotta count for something.
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How's that any different from "subhuman cretins"?
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You can't even keep up with Marvel movies.
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Speaking of Bob and Marvel...
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More lame attempts at smugposting.
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"But making porn starring manipulated teenagers? A-ok."
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So NPC is now a slur but not “obsolete”, “subhuman”, or “nazi”?

Just want to make sure to point out Blobbo’s continued hypocrisy and stupidity.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Some handsome bumbling man sent this to me and I DISAVOW! How DARE somebody dehumanize Moviebob and try to make him think he's less than a valuable worthy totally real human.

 

[Rathkor]

Some handsome bumbling man sent this to me and I DISAVOW! How DARE somebody dehumanize Moviebob and try to make him think he's less than a valuable worthy totally real human.

Being fair to Bob, he is hardly an NPC. He, as opposed to the rest of the SJWs, is rather unique in his rage and rhetoric. No, Bob is something much more sad than an NPC. He is a player who thinks his NPC party are his real friends. He talks to them and eagerly awaits a response that will never come. He will buy their figures and cutouts and invite them to his basement parties, because no human would ever actually show up or give him the time of day.

 

[Gordon Cole]

"Stupid obsessive Star Wars fans! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tell the story of my existential crisis over Yoshi's Island."

You still wanna come at people over looks and speech?

More NPC sperging.

Wow, that idea sounds so stupid Charles Band wouldn't go for it.

"Why can't crazy people validate my beliefs?"

 

[RockVolnutt]

"Stupid obsessive Star Wars fans! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tell the story of my existential crisis over Yoshi's Island."
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I don't understand how this is outrageous to him when he himself was saying dumb pop culture shit is modern day mythology and religion. It's literally 100% in his own view of how things work.

 

[Done]

Some handsome bumbling man sent this to me and I DISAVOW! How DARE somebody dehumanize Moviebob and try to make him think he's less than a valuable worthy totally real human.

What are you talking about? This is the Superior Future in action! The advanced NPCs of the future are replacing the obsolete subhumans of the past.

 

[LaughingJoke]

"Stupid obsessive Star Wars fans! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to tell the story of my existential crisis over Yoshi's Island."
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You still wanna come at people over looks and speech?
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More NPC sperging.
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Wow, that idea sounds so stupid Charles Band wouldn't go for it.
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"Why can't crazy people validate my beliefs?"
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Star Wars fans needs to stop complaining says the blob who made literal hours and hours of videos bitching about the DCEU. Oh speaking of which it is nice to go back and watch RLM's videos on Star Wars where they actually point out the flaws in story and compare to Blob who whines "Not Muh Superman and Batman".

James Woods winner of Golden Globe and Emmy worth 10 Million Dollars and Elon Musk worth 19 Billions Dollars. Blob lives in his brother's basement that just amuses me to point out when he tries to insult people.

 

[Judge Dredd]

More NPC sperging.

When I first heard of it I thought the NPC meme itself is kind of boring, but seeing people like Bob get upset over it makes it worth it.

Some handsome bumbling man sent this to me and I DISAVOW! How DARE somebody dehumanize Moviebob and try to make him think he's less than a valuable worthy totally real human.

The if (argument.fail) part should have tweet("Who are you") in there somewhere.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

This is the video Bob was bitching about from wisecrack and its actually pretty good.

TD:LR: The main takeaway I’ve got from this with the religious context is how before Disney bought Lucasfilm, SW had a legitimate fan base where they can express their beliefs and identify.