Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Kyria the Great]

I don't understand how this is outrageous to him when he himself was saying dumb pop culture shit is modern day mythology and religion. It's literally 100% in his own view of how things work.

He doesn't like it when others take the same mindset, or in general attack the things he likes. It is because of his religion that means that any attack of the product in question is an attack against him and his perceived identity. Bob again is right for all the wrong reasons while showcasing some Imax levels of projection.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

He doesn't like it when others take the same mindset, or in general attack the things he likes. It is because of his religion that means that any attack of the product in question is an attack against him and his perceived identity. Bob again is right for all the wrong reasons while showcasing some Imax levels of projection.

What did TLJ do to him? I mean, I haven’t watch it in theatres do to it being shit but it struck a cord with Bob and I want to know why.

 

[Kyria the Great]

What did TLJ do to him? I mean, I haven’t watch it in theatres do to it being shit but it struck a cord with Bob and I want to know why.

It is made by Disney who owns Marvel which can do no wrong in his mind. It is also perceived as being the better Star Wars because of "diversity" even though we don't really have any cool new aliens or any new direction to go with the franchise.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

It is made by Disney who owns Marvel which can do no wrong in his mind. It is also perceived as being the better Star Wars because of "diversity" even though we don't really have any cool new aliens or any new direction to go with the franchise.

I swear, the more I think about it, the more I picture Bob imagining himself in a Disney cult.

 

[Mola Ram]

It is made by Disney who owns Marvel which can do no wrong in his mind. It is also perceived as being the better Star Wars because of "diversity" even though we don't really have any cool new aliens or any new direction to go with the franchise.

It also infuriated the group Bobby hates most after alt-right conservanazis: male adult geeks, whom he despises as much as a self hating jew does Israel.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

Alright, I have to say one thing, whoever is fantasizing about Bob getting fired needs to get a grip, you're looking like you're totally not jealous at all that a fat man gets to autistically flail about on video for his basement rent shekels, all for our (hopefully ironic) entertainment.

See it’s a simple thing: I can only speak for myself on this, but I don’t want bob to get fired it’s that he eventually will get fired. It’s inevitable.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

See it’s a simple thing: I can only speak for myself on this, but I don’t want bob to get fired it’s that he eventually will get fired. It’s inevitable.

I personally don't know where I stand on this firing issue. On one hand, it's given us plenty of new content from him that we can now rip apart. On the other hand, I don't think Bob deserves any prosperity in life.

As for if he's going to get fired, it will come eventually. Maybe not soon enough, but eventually he's going to get shitcanned for a second time. I mean, just look at the first time he was fired: his employers literally told him to stop doing something and he relentlessly continued to do it in direct defiance of their orders. Hell, he ramped up what he was doing after they told him to knock it off. It's impossible for him to function and comprehend things like a normal human being would.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Oh I want Bob fired and his twitter filled with "You are Obsolete"

Hell I'm tempted to join twitter just so I can tweet him "Tick Tock" next time an SJW gets fired over Twitter.

 

[Lensherr]

It also infuriated the group Bobby hates most after alt-right conservanazis: male adult geeks, whom he despises as much as a self hating jew does Israel.

I've always found this very interesting about Bob: if you are familiar enough with his work, you start to see this weird subtext of him being ashamed of being a nerd/geek. Stuff like making fun of other nerds for getting angry when changes they don't like are made to their favorite property (while simultaneously getting worked into a tizzy over his own personal bête noires), referring to geek pop culture ephemera as stupid bullshit that shouldn't be taken seriously, and sucking up to people like Anita Sarkeesian and the social justice crowd really make him come across as being resentful in his station of life.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I've always found this very interesting about Bob: if you are familiar enough with his work, you start to see this weird subtext of him being ashamed of being a nerd/geek. Stuff like making fun of other nerds for getting angry when changes they don't like are made to their favorite property (while simultaneously getting worked into a tizzy over his own personal bête noires), referring to geek pop culture ephemera as stupid bullshit that shouldn't be taken seriously, and sucking up to people like Anita Sarkeesian and the social justice crowd really make him come across as being resentful in his station of life.

It's not so much shame as it is hatred for anything that gets in the way of his "progressive" agenda. Being a geek is just fine with him until some controversy emerges from geek culture like GamerGate or ComicsGate. After that he has to act like he hates nerd culture with this strong passion, because any issue that threatens his agenda requires the most extremist response from him.

 

[Gordon Cole]

More than pedophiles?

True heroes stay home and cut checks.

And does God still hate Bob?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

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The fuck? Bob has a driver's license? Why the hell is he living with his brother when he is perfectly able to live on his own?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The fuck? Bob has a driver's license? Why the hell is he living with his brother when he is perfectly able to live on his own?

Well to be fair to Bob, even if it's pathetic, housing in the North East of the United States in general is very expensive so Bob probably can't afford it.

 

[link1234]

More ranting about "stupid people".
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Personally, I would put murders and rapists as the type of bad people to hate the most.

 

[Positron]

Personally, I would put murders and rapists as the type of bad people to hate the most.

A murder at most denies the life of a few hundred people; one Trump voter murders a few million coastal elites.

And does God still hate Bob?
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So his physical well-being lasts at most a few days?
Don't tempt me to pity him.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

More ranting about "stupid people".
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It really goes to show how Bob has intellectually crippled himself with his binary thinking as exemplified by the "thinker/believer" and "intellectual/ignorant" dichotomies and refusal to look at issues with a more nuanced approach. In the case of that specific retweet, Donald Trump never actually denied climate change outright. He appears to be insinuating that the Earth's climate has always been changing, which is true considering that the planet has existed for four billion years and survived quite a few extinction-level events. Bob, being the simpleminded buffoon he is, believes whatever progressives tell him to believe. Never mind the fact that we have had apocalyptic "prophecies" for ages now. In the 70s it was global cooling, then it was global warming, and now it's climate change. Perhaps a little skepticism is warranted after scientists have been crying wolf for decades.

Of course, "Simple Bob" sees intelligence as the ultimate virtue and venerates scientists as demigods instead of seeing them as humans who have agendas and make mistakes. Here is the thing: Earth's climate is a complex system and human activity is but one factor. We as a species cannot make a weekly weather forecast with pinpoint accuracy, what makes us believe that we can predict climate patterns over years or decades with the same accuracy? Computer models can only work with the information fed to them by humans and I am skeptical that even the most brilliant climate scientist has all the data. More to the point, what knowledge of climatology does Bob possess outside of what the left tells him? The answer is simple. Bob is completely ignorant on the subject.

But wait, didn't Bob say that ignorance is the source of all wrongs? There is the paradox of Bob's philosophy. He is what he hates most yet he doubles on on his belief in progressive dogma, which exacerbates his self-inflicted ignorance. Skepticism is the foundation for inquiry (AKA thinking) and for Bob to achieve a greater understanding of the world he has to come to terms with his ignorance. Ignorance is not a sin, it is a lack of willingness to question the world and to learn that is the sin, one of the seven deadly sins in fact: sloth. Bob is completely intellectually lazy and dishonest. That is why he will be one of the most stupid people he knows, even if he is completely ignorant of the fact.

 

[RodgerDodger]

More than pedophiles?
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True heroes stay home and cut checks.
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And does God still hate Bob?
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y'know Bob, it's amazing how many of those "Stupid People" don't live in their mothers mold ridden basements. Make a good honest living. And don't spend their lives obsessing over 25 year old Video Games and shallow Disney Movies. You would almost think that these 'Stupid People" by and large make good informed and well reasoned life decisions. Whereas the true "Enlightened Superior Man"... not so much. Funny that.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

y'know Bob, it's amazing how many of those "Stupid People" don't live in their mothers mold ridden basements. Make a good honest living. And don't spend their lives obsessing over 25 year old Video Games and shallow Disney Movies. You would almost think that these 'Stupid People" by and large make good informed and well reasoned life decisions. Whereas the true "Enlightened Superior Man"... not so much. Funny that.

If you have to insinuate that something is true, then it isn't. A simple phrase that Bob has never learned, but fits him to a T.

 

[Pervious]

After reading (part) of this 1700 post megathread I'm reasonably convinced that moviebob is the kind of guy who thinks the government should buy him a girlfriend since the world needs his genes to live on and women don't know what's best for them anyways.

 

[Koby_Fish]

y'know Bob, it's amazing how many of those "Stupid People" don't live in their mothers mold ridden basements. Make a good honest living. And don't spend their lives obsessing over 25 year old Video Games and shallow Disney Movies. You would almost think that these 'Stupid People" by and large make good informed and well reasoned life decisions. Whereas the true "Enlightened Superior Man"... not so much. Funny that.

Bob talks about "Stupid People" but wonder of wonders he doesn't fully describe himself:

Spoiler: Does this really need to be said?

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