Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gordon Cole]

Or it could be tongue-in-cheek, like all your shitty ideas.

REEEEEEEEEE HUNTERS.

Whatever you say, Bobeneezer Scrooge.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

REEEEEEEEEE HUNTERS.
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Just so we understand what Bob just said: he's pissed that people he despises are the primary people helping out with issues that he supposedly cares about.

This man is the most spiteful human being on this planet.

 

[Rathkor]

Someone should stand next to a statue of a donkey and call it Bob Chipman.

A donkey can serve a useful purpose in the world.

 

[BubbleButt]

Just so we understand what Bob just said: he's pissed that people he despises are the primary people helping out with issues that he supposedly cares about.

This man is the most spiteful human being on this planet.

Well, he's not a smart man, that's for fuckin' sure.

 

[LaughingJoke]

A donkey can serve a useful purpose in the world.

Even Donkey Shit is more useful than Bob.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

REEEEEEEEEE HUNTERS.
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Bob being tone-deaf as usual. American hunters historically are the nation's biggest lobbyists for environmental conservation going all the way back to the days of Teddy Roosevelt. But as far as Bob is concerned, there's no difference between the guy culling bloated deer populations with a legal license and the rich asshole dentist paying poachers to help him kill endangered rhinos.

 

[Positron]

What's the deal about Bobby and Cats, or musicals in general?
Will he be so snide were they to make a Hamilton movie?
(Anyway Judi Dench would make a very good Deuteronomy; she looks the part.)

But as far as Bob is concerned, there's no difference between the guy culling bloated deer populations with a legal license and the rich asshole dentist paying poachers to help him kill endangered rhinos.

Anyone with a gun is going to threaten Bobby's already feeble sense of masculinity.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob being tone-deaf as usual. American hunters historically are the nation's biggest lobbyists for environmental conservation going all the way back to the days of Teddy Roosevelt. But as far as Bob is concerned, there's no difference between the guy culling bloated deer populations with a legal license and the rich asshole dentist paying poachers to help him kill endangered rhinos.

Black and white thinking strikes again. In his mind, you are bad if you kill animals no matter if you are a hunter or not.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob playing wikipedia-expert with Valiant Comic characters is going to be funny since no one really cares about their comics but Bob's going to be all "I went to school with Mr. Valiant himself, don't @ me". If their best books can't even ship 10k units, it's very doubtful you're going to find someone super knowledgeable about them.

I know that pointing it out here might make Bob adjust his stance but I doubt he can resist.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

What's the deal about Bobby and Cats, or musical in general?
Will he be so snide were they to make a Hamilton movie?

The Cats movie is going to be directed by Tom Hopper, who made The King's Speech (a great movie that Bob hated as being Oscar Bait) and Les Miserables, a musical that really got Bob under his skin back in 2012. So Hopper is a filmmaker that Bob gets annoyed by.

As for Hamilton, I don't think any studio owns the rights to it yet, though I heard Warner Bros. and Fox were interested.

 

[techno-confederate]

"The hunters go outside and do a masculine activity....that means they are like the jokes that bullied me"

this is how moviebob thinks about everything regardless of what he says

 

[Positron]

The Cats movie is going to be directed by Tom Hopper, who made The King's Speech (a great movie that Bob hated as being Oscar Bait) and Les Miserables, a musical that really got Bob under his skin back in 2012. So Hopper is a filmmaker that Bob gets annoyed by.

So he really hates anything that isn't capeshit doen't he.
(Although to be fair Anne Hathaway's weepy butchering of "I Dream a Dream" got under my skin too.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

(Although to be fair Anne Hathaway's weepy butchering of "I Dream a Dream" got under my skin too.)

Les Miserables was a polarizing movie to me because it had well intentions but shitty execution, I mean, Russell Crowe made Chad Kroger look like Michael Jackson.

He likes capeshit and black people shit.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

So he really hates anything that isn't capeshit doen't he.

Despite the fact that Bob does not read comics, he still kisses the ground of capeshit films.

Les Miserables was a polarizing movie to me because it had well intentions but shitty execution, I mean, Russell Crowe made Chad Kroger look like Michael Jackson.

He likes capeshit and black people shit.

My guess is either because the director didn't do a good job, someone's French was lacking, or they based it off of a shitty translation. My guess is that the director didn't do a good job, mainly because there was zero excuse of getting the 2008 translation by Julie Rose.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

someone's French was lacking, or they based it off of a shitty translation

Bob would probably write one shitty translation of a foreign book. I mean, just look what would happen if it were Paradise Lost.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob would probably write one shitty translation of a foreign book. I mean, just look what would happen if it were Paradise Lost.

Paradise Lost was written in English originally, so that would never happen.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Netflix cancelled Luke Cage cancelling Iron Fist was one thing for Bob due to it being a white guy but I wonder if he'll sperg about this.

 

[Red Hood]

Paradise Lost was written in English originally, so that would never happen.

It's not based on a Marvel or Nintendo property, it may as well be foreign to Blob.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Netflix cancelled Luke Cage cancelling Iron Fist was one thing for Bob due to it being a white guy but I wonder if he'll sperg about this.

Let's not, shall we? Was Bob ever a fan of the Netflix series in the first place?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He didn't sperg out about it


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