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Did he filmed his cameos in Dark Phoenix and all of the MCU films coming out next year though?
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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"I know what tropes are, making me an authority" is, like, Bob's entire shtick, though.
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Apparently along with Into the Spider-verse next month. I am just tired of this bastard speaking about shit he doesn't know about.
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He might as well be mute then because that's all what this idiot barks about. Zero investigation, zero research, zero effort, zero authority, that is the motto of Bob Chipman.
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He more then likely did.
But Venom was the final Marvel film to get released when he was still alive.
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I thought Fantastic Beasts was an entertaining enough film, but it was clearly meant for Potter fans who would salivate at the world building. Bob's only exposure to the franchise is most likely the films and I would be surprised if he ever read the books (full disclosure: I stopped at Prisoner of Azkaban.) He is probably shitting on this film because it is WB that is producing this series and we know how he regularly dumps on films that are not MCU, Star Wars, or produced by Disney.
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Given just how much other SJW's bring up Harry Potter, I'm kind of shocked to see Bob hate on it. You would think he would automatically sing praise after praise for these films to tow in line with his buddies.
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Nancy Pelosi shit.
More projection of his daddy issues.
It feels weird but right for him to pull the "sorry if I offended you" card.
More projection of his daddy issues.
It feels weird but right for him to pull the "sorry if I offended you" card.
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He probably didn’t and just looked up the summaries to them on Wikipedia instead.
That’s the thing that amazes me about him; he acts like the smuggest cunt about nerd and film culture but does zero effort, investigation, and research to back up his sperging.
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If they tossed in a couple of Asian women or a couple of lesbians, or a couple of Lesbian Asian women, he'd be all over it like ugly on a Bob Chipman...
Is it me or is Bob sounding more like a girl every day? And not just any girl, the kind of girl who gets hired to play a mean, snotty high school bitch in a low-rent TV series. "That is soooooo X!" is one of Bob's more typical phrases, and unless you're under 16, female, and are constantly twirling your own hair while chewing gum, you should never, EVER say "This is soooooo X!"
I'm definitely not looking forward to Bob's "Tomgirl" phase...
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No, the soundtrack of the Superior Future will be the wailing of the innumerable naked Bob Clones in Lunar Station Mario's critic pen as they demand the benevolent Computer Queen funnel more nutri-paste into their feeding trough.
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[QUOTE="RockVolnutt, post: 3978223, member: 1026"This is also why he hypes up the Weimar Republic as a progressive utopia. You could see it as this weird form of contrarianism.[/QUOTE]
Bob's Weimar Republic fetish is one of the weirdest things about him and one of the least based in reality to boot.
For one thing Revanchist Genocidal Racist's with dreams of conquest typically don't come to power if things are going well. So that should tell you something about the situation in Germany circa 1933.
One of the main contributing factors to the situation in Germany being how utterly broken and screwed up it's political system was.
You see the Weimar Constitution was supposed to be the Best Constitution Ever.
So like America it had a strong President. Like France it had a strong Parliament. And like Switzerland it had Direct Democracy through Plebiscites.
All three backfired horribly.
The President had so much power he was pretty much a Dictator.
The Parliament feuded constantly with said President and was very ineffective in general due to extreme polarization among it's members.
And the Plebiscites were used by both the extreme Right and Left to stir up shit and force their ideals into the public square.
Unsurprisingly Bob once again only likes something due to extreme mental gymnastics on his part to justify liking it.
Bob's Weimar Republic fetish is one of the weirdest things about him and one of the least based in reality to boot.
For one thing Revanchist Genocidal Racist's with dreams of conquest typically don't come to power if things are going well. So that should tell you something about the situation in Germany circa 1933.
One of the main contributing factors to the situation in Germany being how utterly broken and screwed up it's political system was.
You see the Weimar Constitution was supposed to be the Best Constitution Ever.
So like America it had a strong President. Like France it had a strong Parliament. And like Switzerland it had Direct Democracy through Plebiscites.
All three backfired horribly.
The President had so much power he was pretty much a Dictator.
The Parliament feuded constantly with said President and was very ineffective in general due to extreme polarization among it's members.
And the Plebiscites were used by both the extreme Right and Left to stir up shit and force their ideals into the public square.
Unsurprisingly Bob once again only likes something due to extreme mental gymnastics on his part to justify liking it.
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"I know who James Gunn is, making me an authority."
How did he react to the original HP films anyway?
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To quote TV Tropes:
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FilmsDiscussedByMoviebob/FilmsFToLTV Tropes said:Harry Potter: Taken as a whole, the film series is very, very good, one of the grandest accomplishments in cinematic history, and quite possibly the defining movie franchise of the Turn of the Millennium. However, in the Big Picture episode "The Boot, Part Two", he said that most of the individual Harry Potter films are quite disposable, varying wildly in quality and not holding up the way that individual entries in other series (like Star Wars, The Lord of the Rings, and the Marvel Cinematic Universe) do. In particular, the films from Chamber of Secrets through Order of the Phoenix come off as filler (though he does regard Prisoner of Azkaban as the point where it started Growing the Beard), with one only needing to watch the beginning and end in order to understand the plot. He ascribes this to the fact that the films were being made before the book series was finished, and argues that a reboot of the series would flow a lot better and have far less filler now that the most important story beats are known.
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No, people get mad when you spam TWELVE VIDEOS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR that are all barely over a minute and have the same two thumbnails.
People don’t want that crap clogging their subscriptions.
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Lol, so crazy Noah Berlatsky and Blobbo think the hate against Pelosi another right wing conspiracy.
They’re both wrong and incredibly stupid. The left hates Pelosi because she isn’t far enough left and she strives for bo-partisanship at the expense of Democrat policies. This is nothing new either.
Edit: https://theintercept.com/2018/11/13/nancy-pelosi-speaker-trump/
two seconds of searching and I got an intercept article. I know Blobbo reads this thread but I doubt truth and facts will cut through the fat.
The left fucking hates Pelosi.
Edit 2: the house progressive caucus is secretly alt right apparently
https://theintercept.com/2018/11/08/nancy-pelosi-speaker-congressional-progressive-caucus/
Edit 3: https://www.politico.com/story/2018/11/08/opposition-nancy-pelosi-speaker-978697
10 incoming Democrats that are secretly republicans apparently!
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In fairness to the left, it must be frustrating as hell that someone with her track record still has the House party leader slot. Remember when the GOP kicked Boehner to the curb while they had the majority just because they thought he was a limp-dicked cuck? It must eat them up on some level that the EBUL NAZI RETHUGLIKKKANS have such a (relative) degree of control over their own political party, while they can only scream into the void about the paleolithic failures that only God can rid them of.
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The only reason Bob likes the Weimar Republic is because it had gay people and wild sex parties. The only things that Bob actually knows about the Weimar Republic come from the time he watched the movie "Cabaret".
Bob probably thinks that the Disco Era of the 1970's was Weimar Part II, and that the only thing that stopped it was that "Disco Sucks" campaign and the election of that horrible homophobe, Ronald Reagan, (who was, like, Hitler Part II...) Bob never actually lived during the 70's and has no idea that gay culture continued after the Death of Disco, with the party scene really only being curtailed by the rise of AIDS in the early 80's.
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One of the most depressing books I ever read was a collection of Nazi propaganda posters. The one that really bugs me is "Women of Germany! Think of your children, and vote for Hitler."
When you make Hitler look like a reasonable, sane choice by contrast, you've kind of failed.
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With all that was happening in Weimar, Hitler was fucking reasonable: modern "artsy" projects that were utter crap, sex parties, rampant inflation, a coup d'etat orquestrated by communists... I get that people get desperate and they take desperate measures, but fucking Weimar republic was a fucking hellhole.
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