Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Jetpack Himmler]

I honestly cant see any difference....

Call me but the picture on the right makes me wonder if Bob is starting/continuing his troon journey by wearing high heels (on prosthetic feet, of course.)

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Call me but the picture on the right makes me wonder if Bob is starting/continuing his troon journey by wearing high heels (on prosthetic feet, of course.)

It's probably just the framing of the shot. He likely moved his camera down in-between when these two photos were taken.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Why does he continue wearing those dopey sunglasses which keep getting swallowed by his cranial blubber?

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Why does he continue wearing those dopey sunglasses which keep getting swallowed by his cranial blubber?

to hide his bloodshot eyes

 

[Mola Ram]

Why does he continue wearing those dopey sunglasses which keep getting swallowed by his cranial blubber?

Because when he's not wearing sunglasses he looks like a syphilitic cockhead with eyeballs.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

to hide his bloodshot eyes

hides the fact he's reading from the teleprompter. though that's not a very funny answer

 

[BubbleButt]

hides the fact he's reading from the teleprompter. though that's not a very funny answer

It's sad this guy thinks he needs a TelePrompTer. Adhering too close to a script removes the emotion from your read, you'd think he'd have learned after that Pixels rant that not sounding like a lifeless hack is the preferred method of delivery.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It's sad this guy thinks he needs a TelePrompTer. Adhering too close to a script removes the emotion from your read, you'd think he'd have learned after that Pixels rant that not sounding like a lifeless hack is the preferred method of delivery.

The problem is that Bob is even worse on the cuff. Not that him writing a script is that much better, but his stupidity shows even more when he's just saying something off the top of his head.

 

[BubbleButt]

The problem is that Bob is even worse on the cuff. Not that him writing a script is that much better, but his stupidity shows even more when he's just saying something off the top of his head.

Oh, absolutely, but this idiot's been doing this for over a decade. Even Chris gained some skill in his craft over time.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Oh, absolutely, but this idiot's been doing this for over a decade. Even Chris gained some skill in his craft over time.

Damn, now i realize that Christ is considerably better at narration and improvisation than Bob. That's a new fuckign low for him

 

[Mola Ram]

Damn, now i realize that Christ is considerably better at narration and improvisation than Bob.

"Reduce, Brother Chipman, for the gates of Heaven are narrow."

 

[Archeopthryx]

Wouldn't a tablet with a teleprompter app suffice?

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Ok so i listened to a few of these and its quite amazing how inept bob is. None of the songs i listened to flowed with the animation. None of the beats were hit and it seemed like all he did was just put the song in front of the animation which im sure he did.

As a response to his "meme", here is the result of 10 minutes of work, a shot of whisky and free video editing software.

https://youtu.be/TUcbuTCmlSM

It's actually pretty solid, the song does flow with the animation, and it's really enjoyable.

As a side note I've never heard the original song before, anyone got a link?

 

[BubbleButt]

It's actually pretty solid, the song does flow with the animation, and it's really enjoyable.

As a side note I've never heard the original song before, anyone got a link?

Here you go, my sweet baby James.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The fact that Bob likes country music surprises me. Wouldn’t he consider it as music for dudebros?

 

[The Nothingness]

The fact that Bob likes country music surprises me. Wouldn’t he consider it as music for dudebros?

Or for Trump supporters?

 

[Rathkor]

Wouldn't a tablet with a teleprompter app suffice?

That's probably what he uses already. Because memorizing lines you yourself wrote for a 4-5 minute review is oh so daunting.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Or for Trump supporters?

I know Trump supporters that like mumble rap.

 

[CervixHammer]

you're so vain, I bet you think this blog is about you.

I don’t think it’s a huge stretch to suggest that Donald Trump could only get elected in a country that thinks comic books are important.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

>And because America has over 4,500 colleges – which means we need more professors than we have smart people – some dumb people got to be professors by writing theses with titles like Otherness and Heterodoxy in the Silver Surfer.
Oh snap, the usual suspects are going to be assmad.