Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Taking a joke like this literally is a sign of autism right?
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Pokemonquistador said:
If they tossed in a couple of Asian women or a couple of lesbians, or a couple of Lesbian Asian women, he'd be all over it like ugly on a Bob Chipman...

Is it me or is Bob sounding more like a girl every day? And not just any girl, the kind of girl who gets hired to play a mean, snotty high school bitch in a low-rent TV series. "That is soooooo X!" is one of Bob's more typical phrases, and unless you're under 16, female, and are constantly twirling your own hair while chewing gum, you should never, EVER say "This is soooooo X!"

I'm definitely not looking forward to Bob's "Tomgirl" phase...
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It really won't surprise me if nu-males announce tomorrow that gender equality won't happen until every man does his moral duty, and emulates the most vapid mannerisms of the most banal, unintelligent teenage girls.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
On cue, the Marvel fanboys come in droves to bash Maher.

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Gay autistic nerds get mad at a clown for making a joke. Not surprised Bob joined this bunch of asspats.

Also, why is with these suckers thinking that Marvel is some form of high art or vital to society? It's just another form of enterteinment and it has gone downhill last years. I though Steven Universe or Analwatch fans were really pissy if you dared not to idolatrize their steaming pile of garbage, but Marvel fans clearly want to join the club.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
Yes. Aspies tend to take things literally.
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Okay Bob, there's this thing called "rhetoric". It's what you try to do when you call people mayonnaise ghouls. But just imagine the next time you use this line, some nerd points out to you that ghosts aren't real, and that even if their existence had been proven, that it'd be very unlikely they'd be constructed from an egg and mustard-based foodstuff popularly used as a condiment.

This is the equivalent of what you've just done with that aposematism rant. The whole "aposematism" thing in general, was to poke fun at Borderline Personality Disorder women who dye their hair funky colors in an attempt to make themselves seem more interesting than they really are. Dangerhair and animal Aposematism may not rely on the exact same mechanisms but they serve the same purpose in nature - to tell onlookers that the creature sporting them should be approached with caution as they may excrete toxin. Or they may cheat on you and kick you out of the house you made the lion's share of the payments on....
 
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