Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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As a comic reader I can tell you SJWs like Blob have been turning on the traditional X-Men for quite a while for being "too white" and they disagree with the message of peaceful co-existence that Xavier preached I know shocker there. Since the Fox Disney Merger and the idea the X-Men might be rebooted for the MCU its been amusing to see American SJW want a African American Magneto dumping his Jewish heritage so he can represent the Civil Rights movement and seeing International SJWs reject that with a "Keep Your American Centric View Away From Magneto". So yeah Blob probably wanted to jump on the SJW mantra X-Men are too white train not realizing that SJWs aren't as large as a group as he thinks and everyone else including normal liberals would find this idea dumb.
 
Slightly off-topic but certainly related to Bob: if you thought Russ Pitts was ever going to wake up and kick this sneering douchebag off his staff without the whole enterprise collapsing, these hilariously stupid tweets might disabuse you of your :optimistic:. I don't know what they're smoking over there, but I hope it causes prostate cancer.

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Someone should push Bob to stop using products provided by Obsolete America. So, no more meat, cheese, dairy, food in general...

Go ahead, Bob. Buy a Maine lobster at every meal.
Considering how expensive lobster is in general, he'd be out of a house faster than the Centralia mine fires. Fun fact about said mine fires, it was an inspiration for the Silent Hill film.
Slightly off-topic but certainly related to Bob: if you thought Russ Pitts was ever going to wake up and kick this sneering douchebag off his staff without the whole enterprise collapsing, these hilariously stupid tweets might disabuse you of your :optimistic:. I don't know what they're smoking over there, but I hope it causes prostate cancer.

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Read a fucking different book, Rusty Pitts.
 
Slightly off-topic but certainly related to Bob: if you thought Russ Pitts was ever going to wake up and kick this sneering douchebag off his staff without the whole enterprise collapsing, these hilariously stupid tweets might disabuse you of your :optimistic:. I don't know what they're smoking over there, but I hope it causes prostate cancer.

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Is he legit blocking Potter Autists over jokingly identifying as a fictional thing? I didn't expect to find myself on the side of Harry Potter worshiping Twitter speds but here we are.
 
Is he legit blocking Potter Autists over jokingly identifying as a fictional thing? I didn't expect to find myself on the side of Harry Potter worshiping Twitter speds but here we are.

I was positive the initial "PS" tweet was a joke, but as I read I realized, no, this goofball is completely serious. At least I have more insight on why he thinks anything Bob Chipman does is worth real money.
 
So yeah Blob probably wanted to jump on the SJW mantra X-Men are too white train not realizing that SJWs aren't as large as a group as he thinks and everyone else including normal liberals would find this idea dumb.
Kevin Fiege would never turn the MCU into a SJW machine. Despite my views of their films, Marvel Studios has been consistent at turning a profit for Disney by not diving into politics and just delivering action spectacle. If they turn to SJWs, it will be damaging to their profits.

Hell, why can't Bob and his ilk realize that they can just create their own characters if they are complaining about representation. He fails to realize that nobody wants to see their favorite characters change into SJW/PC virtue signalers.
 
Slightly off-topic but certainly related to Bob: if you thought Russ Pitts was ever going to wake up and kick this sneering douchebag off his staff without the whole enterprise collapsing, these hilariously stupid tweets might disabuse you of your :optimistic:. I don't know what they're smoking over there, but I hope it causes prostate cancer.

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I really hate to have to go into Potter metaphors, but...being in Slytherin doesn’t automatically make you a racist. It just means you’re ambitious and cunning. It doesn’t mean you're “evil”. Because why would you have an entire 1/4 of your school be full of bad guys and not just arrest/expel them on the spot?
 
Slightly off-topic but certainly related to Bob: if you thought Russ Pitts was ever going to wake up and kick this sneering douchebag off his staff without the whole enterprise collapsing, these hilariously stupid tweets might disabuse you of your :optimistic:. I don't know what they're smoking over there, but I hope it causes prostate cancer.

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This man is a literal fucking autist.
 
The Democrat brand is already toxic my friend.
Bob would just have them stop pretending otherwise and wear it as a badge of elitist pride.
Exactly. Look at this recent tweet from ThinkProgress' "justice editor" and it reads exactly what Bob spews out.
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Although he may disagree with allowing a "center-right" party to form.
 
Kevin Fiege would never turn the MCU into a SJW machine. Despite my views of their films, Marvel Studios has been consistent at turning a profit for Disney by not diving into politics and just delivering action spectacle. If they turn to SJWs, it will be damaging to their profits.

Hell, why can't Bob and his ilk realize that they can just create their own characters if they are complaining about representation. He fails to realize that nobody wants to see their favorite characters change into SJW/PC virtue signalers.
Oh yeah Spider-Man is the best example SJWs wanted Donald Glover to play Miles Morales so Feige was like here he'll play his uncle and we'll mention in a throw away line he has a nephew now fuck off. Feige is for diversity when its profitable and not for just diversity sake. Blob and ilk will learn this the hard way when instead of Ms. Marvel and other "Diverse" characters Fiege instead goes with the A-Teams the Fantastic Four and X-Men and cast actors matching the traditional versions of the major characters.
 
Slightly off-topic but certainly related to Bob: if you thought Russ Pitts was ever going to wake up and kick this sneering douchebag off his staff without the whole enterprise collapsing, these hilariously stupid tweets might disabuse you of your :optimistic:. I don't know what they're smoking over there, but I hope it causes prostate cancer.

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God damn, Russ Pitts is one gigantic man baby. I feel sorry for those who founded The Escapist and having Russ and Bob run it to the ground.
 
Oh yeah Spider-Man is the best example SJWs wanted Donald Glover to play Miles Morales so Feige was like here he'll play his uncle and we'll mention in a through away line he has a nephew now fuck off. Feige is for diversity when its profitable and not for just diversity sake. Blob and ilk will learn this the hard way when instead of Ms. Marvel and other "Diverse" characters Fiege instead goes with the A-Teams the Fantastic Four and X-Men and cast actors matching the traditional versions of the major characters.

Captain Marvel seems to buck this trend as the trailer had a woke vibe to hide the fact that it was generic as hell. Maybe I'm being :optimistic: but I do hope that it underperforms so we have a new vein of salt to mine from Bob.

Read a fucking different book, Rusty Pitts.

Dr. Suess seems to be more his speed.
 
I really hate to have to go into Potter metaphors, but...being in Slytherin doesn’t automatically make you a racist. It just means you’re ambitious and cunning. It doesn’t mean you're “evil”. Because why would you have an entire 1/4 of your school be full of bad guys and not just arrest/expel them on the spot?
I mean what with the 'OMG Orcs r all ebil Tolkien is RACIST" last week...well how would you characterize being sorted into a house of basically the designated bad guys/bullies through no fault of your own? If the average reader thinks Slytherin is bad, then JK Rowling believes some people are inherently born evil.
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I really hate to have to go into Potter metaphors, but...being in Slytherin doesn’t automatically make you a racist. It just means you’re ambitious and cunning. It doesn’t mean you're “evil”. Because why would you have an entire 1/4 of your school be full of bad guys and not just arrest/expel them on the spot?
:offtopic: Because JK Rowling
 
Well if they’re so reflexively sympathized with, how come Bob can go on nigh-genocidal tirades against them on a regular basis and still have a job?

because his job is sperging on social media for hipster welfare and being the thing in the basement his family scares the young children with
 
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