Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Well if they’re so reflexively sympathized with, how come Bob can go on nigh-genocidal tirades against them on a regular basis and still have a job?

Speaking of genocide, remember when Bob was bashing Megan Fox for being a shit actress? Well, I was researching on Revenge of the Fallen (I have a huge boner with looking up movies and how they are made and all that shit) and I read this shit Megan Fox she wish Megatron would do instead from a Total Film UK interview in 2009 while promoting the film.

"I'd barter with him," she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, 'and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?'"

Damn, I bet if Bob was a SJW in 2009, he'd be jerking himself off to this.

 

[Mola Ram]

Damn, I bet if Bob was a SJW in 2009, he'd be jerking himself off to this.

I doubt Bob needs that much incentive to jack off to Megan Fox.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

This is the dumbest thing Bob has said about Bernie Sanders, who is literally trying to make the Democrats align with the working class rather than the SJWs.

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BERNIE SANDERS: If the Democrats want to succeed and defeat Trump, we have to focus on winning back voter demographics we've lost over the years. I say we start listening to their concerns and get a better understanding of what led them to vote for Trump. We could then start focusing on policy-making that would benefit both them and everyone else in America as a whole.

BOB CHIPMAN: How dare Bernie want to help the un-evolved mayonnaise ghouls that I despise! If we want to defeat Trump, all the people who aren't obsolete have to rally together and defeat our opponents through any means that I personally deem necessary!

Tell us again how you aren't a fascist Bob.

 

[Rathkor]

This is the dumbest thing Bob has said about Bernie Sanders, who is literally trying to make the Democrats align with the working class rather than the SJWs.

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RANKED CHOICE?!?!?!

As in, some votes are more equal than others? Gotta give Bob credit for having the balls to say out loud that which only dictators usually advocate for.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Well, I see Bob is now advocating judging human worth by what fraction of the electorate their group comprises. There's obviously no way this can backfire!

The African-American vote is at this point likely outnumbered by the 21st century working class and DWARFED by the "literally everyone else" vote. Stop chasing votes of people who only hold us back.

What do you mean, "It's OK when we do it"?

 

[Mola Ram]

RANKED CHOICE?!‽‽

As in, some votes are more equal than others? Gotta give Bob credit for having the balls to say out loud that which only dictators usually advocate for.

I don't think that's what he's talking about. Ranked choice voting means rather than vote for one candidate, you pick 3 or 4 or however many, ranking them. So rather than vote for Hillary or Trump, you could fill out a ballot: 1. Hillary, 2. Bernie, 3. Jill Stein, 4. The Ghost of Josef Stalin. It's an alternate system pushed by people who believe first past the post voting inherently produces results that don't really reflect the population. There was a lot of chatter about it back in the UK elections that preceded Brexit and Trump. Really, there's arguments for and against both ranked choice and FPV, but as with everything Bob considers the correct decision to be obvious, and you're an unevolved ghoul if you disagree.

Of course, to get rid of the Electoral College you need to amend the Constitution, and good luck getting the less populous states to abandon the system that was designed specifically to protect their sovereignty from a massive leviathan government.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I don't think that's what he's talking about. Ranked choice voting means rather than vote for one candidate, you pick 3 or 4 or however many, ranking them. So rather than vote for Hillary or Trump, you could fill out a ballot: 1. Hillary, 2. Bernie, 3. Jill Stein, 4. The Ghost of Josef Stalin. It's an alternate system pushed by people who believe first past the post voting inherently produces results that don't really reflect the population. There was a lot of chatter about it back in the UK elections that preceded Brexit and Trump. Really, there's arguments for and against both ranked choice and FPV, but as with everything Bob considers the correct decision to be obvious, and you're an unevolved ghoul if you disagree.

Of course, to get rid of the Electoral College you need to amend the Constitution, and good luck getting the less populous states to abandon the system that was designed specifically to protect their sovereignty from a massive leviathan government.

Ranked choice goes most often with Proportional Representation. Proportional representation itself, would lead to the end of the two-party system and lead to fractioning fractious coalition governments like they have in Europe; the only difference being that the Government does not end if they fail to pass a budget and "non-confidence vote" is not a thing.

 

[Mola Ram]

Ranked choice goes most often with Proportional Representation. Proportional representation itself, would lead to the end of the two-party system and lead to fractioning fractious coalition governments like they have in Europe; the only difference being that the Government does not end if they fail to pass a budget and "non-confidence vote" is not a thing.

Yeah, it really wouldn't work in the US without a complete overhaul of the how the Federal government works, which would again require Constitutional amendments. But like many sore losers, Bob thinks the best way to get what he wants is to change the rules.

 

[BR55]

Of course, to get rid of the Electoral College you need to amend the Constitution, and good luck getting the less populous states to abandon the system that was designed specifically to protect their sovereignty from a massive leviathan government.

Besides small States the biggest supporters of the Electoral College are Purple States.
People in States like Virginia, Colorado, Wisconsin, Ohio, Nevada, Florida, Iowa, North Carolina, et cetera will oppose removing the EC so they can hold onto their privileged positions in elections and all the money and attention it brings to their States.
Not to mention the one simple fact Bob seems to miss when ever he spergs about removing the EC.
That point being that the EC serves to protect Vermont from Texas just as much as it protects Wyoming from California.
You could even go as far as to say that the EC also protects Bob's beloved Massachusetts from Texas or Florida but of course that argument would fall on deaf ears.
After all Bob is the same man who wants the Senate to become just another version of the House so the nuances of the Electoral College would be lost on him.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Really, there's arguments for and against both ranked choice and FPV, but as with everything Bob considers the correct decision to be obvious, and you're an unevolved ghoul if you disagree.

And it bares mentioning that Bob would only consider this to be the correct decision until it helps somebody he hates get elected. After that he considers the ranked choice method to be terrible and a form of election rigging that must be done away with in favor of something new he likes.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

And it bares mentioning that Bob would only consider this to be the correct decision until it helps somebody he hates get elected. After that he considers the ranked choice method to be terrible and a form of election rigging that must be done away with in favor of something new he likes.

Watch as people fill in four people he doesn't like and they all win.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Besides small States the biggest supporters of the Electoral College are Purple States.
People in States like Virginia, Colorado, Wisconsin, Ohio, Nevada, Florida, Iowa, North Carolina, et cetera will oppose removing the EC so they can hold onto their privileged positions in elections and all the money and attention it brings to their States.
Not to mention the one simple fact Bob seems to miss when ever he spergs about removing the EC.
That point being that the EC serves protect Vermont from Texas just as much as it protects Wyoming from California.
You could even go as far as to say that the EC also protects Bob's beloved Massachusetts from Texas or Florida but of course that argument would fall on deaf ears.
After all Bob is the same man who wants the Senate to become just another version of the House so the nuances of the Electoral College would be lost on him.

Keep in mind that Bob and the other liberals will drop this if a Democrat wins in 2020 and say we have to keep it.

 

[Rei is shit]

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He spergs about politics every single day but says stupid shit like electoral votes being allocated based on acreage. Sure, he might be factious here, but the fact that you cant tell if its a joke or his actual beetus brain understanding of things says a lot.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I don't think that's what he's talking about. Ranked choice voting means rather than vote for one candidate, you pick 3 or 4 or however many, ranking them. So rather than vote for Hillary or Trump, you could fill out a ballot: 1. Hillary, 2. Bernie, 3. Jill Stein, 4. The Ghost of Josef Stalin. It's an alternate system pushed by people who believe first past the post voting inherently produces results that don't really reflect the population. There was a lot of chatter about it back in the UK elections that preceded Brexit and Trump. Really, there's arguments for and against both ranked choice and FPV, but as with everything Bob considers the correct decision to be obvious, and you're an unevolved ghoul if you disagree.

Of course, to get rid of the Electoral College you need to amend the Constitution, and good luck getting the less populous states to abandon the system that was designed specifically to protect their sovereignty from a massive leviathan government.

Yeah, it really wouldn't work in the US without a complete overhaul of the how the Federal government works, which would again require Constitutional amendments. But like many sore losers, Bob thinks the best way to get what he wants is to change the rules.

The US sorta kinda did have it originally. Not officially, but it is essentially how the original Presidential Elections worked, when the President and Vice President were independent of each other and simply the #1 and 2 vote getters. That resulted in numerous ways to game the system, and what remains the greatest Presidential Election scandal in US history. The 12th Amendment was precisely to prevent exactly what these hipster morons are clamoring for.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He spergs about politics every single day but says stupid shit like electoral votes being allocated based on acreage. Sure, he might be factious here, but the fact that you cant tell if its a joke or his actual beetus brain understanding of things says a lot.

It's Bob being ignorant again. Despite being 37 years old, he has less practical and worldly experience of people a score his junior.

 

[Lensherr]

Without dragging us too off topic, what piece of media/media franchise does Bob have the most exceptional opinions on. My picks are:

• Batman (he unironically likes the Schumacher films and even considers Batman and Robin superior to The Dark Knight Rises).
• The Predator (he stans for a concept where the titular alien is depicted as the extraterrestrial equivalent of a dipshit weekend warrior and tries to link our culture to their way to much)
• Halo (he accused the series of being fascist propaganda because antagonist Covenant and are depicted as a diverse sect of multiple alien species against the protagonist human UNSC, who are on the contrary homogenous and milataristic a la The Federation in Starship Troopers (which is NOT actually fascist, if one is referring to the philosophy created by Mussolini, but that's a topic for another thread). He cites the fact that Spartans' eyes turn blue to show the genetic modifications enacted on them have worked, ignoring the larger context of the lore, in particular the human/Covenant conflict)
• X-Men ("They're actually a metaphor for white people!")

 

[BR55]

Without dragging us too off topic, what piece of media/media franchise does Bob have the most exceptional opinions on. My picks are:

• Batman (he unironically likes the Schumacher films and even considers Batman and Robin superior to The Dark Knight Rises).
• The Predator (he stans for a concept where the titular alien is depicted as the extraterrestrial equivalent of a dipshit weekend warrior and tries to link our culture to their way to much)
• Halo (he accused the series of being fascist propaganda because antagonist Covenant and are depicted as a diverse sect of multiple alien species against the protagonist human UNSC, who are on the contrary homogenous and milataristic a la The Federation in Starship Troopers (which is NOT actually fascist, if one is referring to the philosophy created by Mussolini, but that's a topic for another thread). He cites the fact that Spartans' eyes turn blue to show the genetic modifications enacted on them have worked, ignoring the larger context of the lore, in particular the human/Covenant conflict)
• X-Men ("They're actually a metaphor for white people!")

I'd have to give it to his Halo opinions.
Saying that the Covenant, essentially a bunch of Space Jihadists responsible for the deaths of 23 billion people, are actually the secret good guys because "Muh Diversity" is pretty hard to top.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd have to give it to his Halo opinions.
Saying that what are essentially a bunch of Space Jihadists responsible for the deaths of 23 billion people are actually the secret good guys because "Muh Diversity" is pretty hard to top.

That is so fucking dumb that I can't even top that if I even tried. I fully expect Bob to say that Sun Tzu's Art of War is a guide about peace.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I have to say Bob's opinions on Super Mario Bros 3 are stupid mainly because of how he treats the game like the holy grail and the lengths he went to worship it:

• Considers it as impactful as the JFK assassination
• Believed each level was like a warzone
• Wrote a book analyzing the game like it was a groundbreaking game that can not be topped
• Abandoned his grandma's funeral to play this game

 

[Judge Dredd]

RANKED CHOICE?!‽‽

As in, some votes are more equal than others? Gotta give Bob credit for having the balls to say out loud that which only dictators usually advocate for.

It's easy to see how he'd rank them. Votes for dems count for more, votes against (ie. obsolete mayonnaise ghouls) don't count for anything.

I don't think that's what he's talking about.

I disagree. The ranked voting you describe could work in that it would prevent the spoiler effect or people changing their vote for strategic reasons. Bob wants there to be nothing except a 100% democrat dictatorship with elections just for show.

Without dragging us too off topic, what piece of media/media franchise does Bob have the most exceptional opinions on. My picks are:

• Batman (he unironically likes the Schumacher films and even considers Batman and Robin superior to The Dark Knight Rises).
• The Predator (he stans for a concept where the titular alien is depicted as the extraterrestrial equivalent of a dipshit weekend warrior and tries to link our culture to their way to much)
• Halo (he accused the series of being fascist propaganda because antagonist Covenant and are depicted as a diverse sect of multiple alien species against the protagonist human UNSC, who are on the contrary homogenous and milataristic a la The Federation in Starship Troopers (which is NOT actually fascist, if one is referring to the philosophy created by Mussolini, but that's a topic for another thread). He cites the fact that Spartans' eyes turn blue to show the genetic modifications enacted on them have worked, ignoring the larger context of the lore, in particular the human/Covenant conflict)
• X-Men ("They're actually a metaphor for white people!")

@Truthboi beat me to it, but I'd have said Mario/Nintendo as a whole for the same reasons.

• Metroid. His belief that it's sci-fi Call of Duty for frat bros simply because the Prime series was first person has to be one of the stupidest takes I've seen. His defence of Other M was also really dumb.
• Mass Effect. For a game series he's never played, he has very strong opinions about it, and believes he's more of an authority on the story and themes than people who played the entire series because he watched the ending on YouTube.