Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BR55]

Is he just complaining that the UNSC aren't the cookie-cutter peaceful xenophile federation and the Covenant aren't uninspired Space Nazis or is he actually defending the Covenant because they're multiracial? Both are exceptional but one significantly more so than the other. In any case the Covenant are religious fanatics anyway so that should soften it for him since there's no room for any of that in the superior future.

Its been a while but I'm pretty sure his "argument" was that because UNSC is pretty much Space America/NATO it is therefore essentially White and the Covenant is essentially every Non-White ethnicity.
Thats the best way I can put it. I wish I could explain it better but even by Bob standards his opinions on Halo are out there.
If you want to see the video for yourself it's still on the Escapist youtube channel. Just search Moviebob Halo Combat Devolved? or something along those lines.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Its been a while but I'm pretty sure his "argument" was that because UNSC is pretty much Space America/NATO it is therefore essentially White and the Covenant is essentially every Non-White ethnicity.
Thats the best way I can put it. I wish I could explain it better but even by Bob standards his opinions on Halo are out there.
If you want to see the video for yourself it's still on the Escapist youtube channel. Just search Moviebob Halo Combat Devolved? or something along those lines.

So basically just more of that 'video games teach you to HATE FOREIGNERS' shit SJWs would do on occasion.

 

[Judge Dredd]

So basically just more of that 'video games teach you to HATE FOREIGNERS' shit SJWs would do on occasion.

Pretty much.

He defends the covenant as multi racial and diverse. I remember him saying he was okay with the UNSC because the UN = United Nations and dude bro rednecks hate the UN.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob, as someone who has to write two 10-page paper assignments all in one week for college, you don’t have authority to speak about writing.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob, as someone who has to write two 10-page paper assignments all in one week for college, you don’t have authority to speak about writing.

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His self-regard is boundless, as is his lack of perspective on the amount of "labor" he's doing ... but nothing is as out of touch with reality as what he thinks of his own abilities. "Editing full video to professional standards?" Bob, even when you were doing your ghastly sketches and mini movies, they barely qualified as amateur, and never got within a kitten whisker's distances of "professional." These sped up moron movies you're making now aren't even on Zero Punctuation's level.

 

[Positron]

I don't recall Bobby ever doing 4 videos all in one week, does anybody?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

His self-regard is boundless, as is his lack of perspective on the amount of "labor" he's doing ... but nothing is as out of touch with reality as what he thinks of his own abilities. "Editing full video to professional standards?" Bob, even when you were doing your ghastly sketches and mini movies, they barely qualified as amateur, and never got within a kitten whisker's distances of "professional." These sped up moron movies you're making now aren't even on Zero Punctuation's level.

I can’t overstate how narcisstic Bob is regarding his work.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can’t overstate how narcisstic Bob is regarding his work.

Bob's a literal who in the grand scheme of things and he's aware of that, so he tries (keyword being tries) to pass himself off as an elite and cultured authority. That's why he says derisive things like, "Who are you again?" After all, the best way to piss off Bob is to use the exact same derisive speech against him.

 

[AF 802]

Bob, as someone who has to write two 10-page paper assignments all in one week for college, you don’t have authority to speak about writing.

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MovieBob is the Kanye West of careercows. (sans the pro-MAGA sperging)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

MovieBob is the Kanye West of careercows. (sans the pro-MAGA sperging)

That’s a insult to Kanye, who at least has a successful career and a hot wife he lives with.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Its been a while but I'm pretty sure his "argument" was that because UNSC is pretty much Space America/NATO it is therefore essentially White and the Covenant is essentially every Non-White ethnicity.
Thats the best way I can put it. I wish I could explain it better but even by Bob standards his opinions on Halo are out there.
If you want to see the video for yourself it's still on the Escapist youtube channel. Just search Moviebob Halo Combat Devolved? or something along those lines.

Since The Lord of the Rings orc debate is making the rounds on social media again, why is it that whenever an SJW sees monstrous creatures in a story they always assume that those monsters are meant to represent minorities?

 

[Mola Ram]

Since The Lord of the Rings orc debate is making the rounds on social media again, why is it that whenever an SJW sees monstrous creatures in a story they always assume that those monsters are meant to represent minorities?

Because SJWs are as racist as the most backwards Klansman.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Because SJWs are as racist as the most backwards Klansman.

Given that especially East Coast SJWs are monstrously racist but can hide behind the facade of "muh diversity"because one or two of their cities are hyper-diverse, also very segregated so fun.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I don't recall Bobby ever doing 4 videos all in one week, does anybody?

The closest I can think of is when he was doing a movie review and a big picture every week while managing to put out an episode of Game Overthinker once a month.

His self-regard is boundless, as is his lack of perspective on the amount of "labor" he's doing ... but nothing is as out of touch with reality as what he thinks of his own abilities. "Editing full video to professional standards?" Bob, even when you were doing your ghastly sketches and mini movies, they barely qualified as amateur, and never got within a kitten whisker's distances of "professional." These sped up moron movies you're making now aren't even on Zero Punctuation's level.

I could accept that video editing is real work, but Bob is delusional if he equates it working in a mine, running a farm, or working in a factory.

But let's look at James Rofle again (I don't know why I keep bringing him up), but he was making reviews for Spike TV, was putting out a AVGN episode every 2 weeks, and finding time to do things like Monster Madness. He slowed down a bit eventually, but that's because he got married, had a kid, and was working on a feature film. He was mocking PewDiePie earlier, and he puts out an edited video every day.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Given that especially East Coast SJWs are monstrously racist but can hide behind the facade of "muh diversity"because one or two of their cities are hyper-diverse, also very segregated so fun.

SJWs are like super racist. Go on twitter and find a black basement dweller pretending to be a mumble rapping gangbanger with hipster welfare bashing GOP and white men.

 

[LN 910]

How do I rate Moviebob :late: based on the title alone?

 

[BubbleButt]

testeflak's burn is pretty solid.

 

[Mola Ram]

testeflak's burn is pretty solid.

Bob's so defensive about this issue it's practically self-refuting, but really, anyone who worked as hard as he claims he does wouldn't have time to vomit endlessly on Twitter.

 

[Jan_Hus]

Since The Lord of the Rings orc debate is making the rounds on social media again, why is it that whenever an SJW sees monstrous creatures in a story they always assume that those monsters are meant to represent minorities?

I'm fairly certain that Tolkien intended the Orcs to represent the overwhelming might of industrialization crushing and polluting nature, as well as a commentary on his experiences in the trenches in WWI.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

testeflak's burn is pretty solid.

I just love triggered he gets whenever someone pisses him off with using his own words against him.