Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I have a feeling that this is going to fuck him hard.

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He tried to lead us into a superior future, but the whasteland mayonnaise ghouls (who dont matter because they cant EVOLVE) on harassment forums crucified him.

I'd give a million dollars to anyone who could hack into Bob's twitter account and replace his pee avatar with this.
 
I wonder what that "real work" is....
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No idea what he means by this beyond something to do with 6 degrees of kevin bacon
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Shitting on pewdiepie lead to more bernie sperging. What a fucking twist.
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Man who spergs on twitter asks why doesnt someone sperging on twitter have something better to do. I guess that "real work" thing isnt working out.
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Bob really has no idea who PewDiePie is or what kind of content he produces, does he?

He seems to think that PewDiePie is some kind of political commentator given how he thinks anyone who likes Bernie Sanders has been brainwashed by PewDiePie and I have no idea where he got the "PewDiePie is a corporate kissass" thing from.
 
Bob, as someone who has to write two 10-page paper assignments all in one week for college, you don’t have authority to speak about writing.

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"I edit to professional editorial standards" are you fucking kidding me???

The one thing that always strikes me whenever I watch Bob's videos is just how truly awful he is at video editing. Every single video he puts out is full of rendering errors, awkward cuts that halt the flow of the video, jump cuts in the middle of sentences, words being abruptly cut off and weird, inappropriate visual choices.

Considering he has made internet videos professionally for years that's pretty pathetic, but for him to then be BRAGGING about his editing """skills""" makes it even worse.

This wretched husk of a man has absoluetly zero self awareness.
 
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I'm fairly certain that Tolkien intended the Orcs to represent the overwhelming might of industrialization crushing and polluting nature, as well as a commentary on his experiences in the trenches in WWI.
I'm fairly certain that Tolkien himself has publicly stated several times that his works contain no hidden subtext, political allegory or deeper meaning.

They're just good stories set in a vibrant and fully realized fantasy world with dense and richly detailed background lore. Nothing more, nothing less.
 
I love how ignorant he is about the child detainment crap when Obama done the same thing.

Also, can someone tell him about the climate protests in France?


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This is your daily reminder that Bob Chipman has the brass balls to call Justice Kavanaugh, against whom not so much as a wisp of evidence was ever offered, a "rapist," while in his personal and professional life he protected Devin Faraci, against whom there is much more evidence of brazen sexual misconduct. Fuck you, Bob.
 
This is your daily reminder that Bob Chipman has the brass balls to call Justice Kavanaugh, against whom not so much as a wisp of evidence was ever offered, a "rapist," while in his personal and professional life he protected Devin Faraci, against whom there is much more evidence of brazen sexual misconduct. Fuck you, Bob.
Well remember, Faraci is a Democrat and Bob has made a pledge to always defend Democrats.

Bob, we all know you were going to keep sprinting to the latest MCU flick regardless of your tantrums that your favorite corporation canned Gunn.

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I'm fairly certain that Tolkien himself has publicly stated several times that his works contain no hidden subtext, political allegory or deeper meaning.

They're just good stories set in a vibrant and fully realized fantasy world with dense and richly detailed background lore. Nothing more, nothing less.
That kind of thing drives SJWs up a wall. To them everything is political, and authors who proclaim their work to be apolitical are actually taking a political stance (seriously, The Death of the Author is a helluva drug).
 
(seriously, The Death of the Author is a helluva drug).
  • The interpretations of a piece of work are separate from conscious authorial intentions
  • Author is responsible for and must atone for problematic interpretations outside of authorial intent
Never understood why anyone takes it seriously.
 
Bob, we all know you were going to keep sprinting to the latest MCU flick regardless of your tantrums that your favorite corporation canned Gunn.

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My god is he the most unaware person on the planet. A lot of Marvel fans are going to do this, but HE is included in this. He made a huge stink when Gunn got fired, only to sperg countless joy about the Captain Marvel trailer upon it's first release.

Hell, we were calling him doing this! We knew that despite his hard calls to boycott the MCU that he would forget about it in the run-up for Captain Marvel. And despite reading his thread on here and knowing what we were predicting him to do, he did it anyway.
 
My god is he the most unaware person on the planet. A lot Marvel fans are going to do this, but HE is included in this. He made a huge stink when Gunn got fired, only to sperg joy about the Captain Marvel trailer upon it's first release.

Hell, we were calling him doing this! We knew that despite his hard calls to boycott the MCU that he would forget about it in the run-up for Captain Marvel. And despite reading his thread on here and knowing what we were predicting him to do, he did it anyway.
Truly a man who lacks self awareness.
 
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A lot of Marvel fans are going to do this, but HE is included in this.
I don’t know about the Marvel fans actually doing this starting with Captain Marvel because it isn’t Star Wars, where TLJ pissed off the fans and that buttfucked Solo at the box office and perhaps Episode 9. But I do agree with you that Bob is going to continue seeing MCU films regardless of what happens to Gunn. It’ll be the usual “Best Movie Ever! 5 Stars! A cinematic landmark!” nonsense.
 
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