Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob sure does have a major persecution complex, doesn’t he.

EDIT: Y'know what stick in my fucking craw? Egotistical manchildren who act like they're God's gift to mankind just because they get to enjoy a cushy existence being self-employed/freelance sperging about pop culture and making more than the average retail worker working a minimum wage job does in a year while acting like they have it so badly.
 
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Honestly for as much people say Bob reads his thread here, I honestly doubt it because if he did, he wouldn't be subtle at all about it.

He's not subtle about it though. He keeps on referencing us in tweets he puts out, especially as of late. At the very least, he's well aware of the fact that he has a thread here.

Given what we know about Bob's ego, there's no way he's not obsessed over people talking negatively about him.
 
He's not subtle about it though. He keeps on referencing us in tweets he puts out, especially as of late. At the very least, he's well aware of the fact that he has a thread here.

Mind giving evidence that it's KiwiFarms specifically, because not to break it to you, Bob has pissed off a lot of people on the web and there are probably more popular websites that have made fun of Bob
 
Bob sure does have a major persecution complex, doesn’t he.

Of course. He needs justification to act like a complete asshole no matter how flimsy. Bob is a white heterosexual male--chief enemy of the SJWs--so he claims victimhood because his white cishet male bullies persecuted him for being an intellectual.
 
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Was he even raised in the mayo wasteland? I thought he was entirely of the suburbs of Boston.

Anyway, half my family are young earth creationists, pretty much the gold standard for evangelical conservatives, and I've never seen them be anything but encouraging regarding art. However, self indulgent, going nowhere, pipe dream nonsense would obviously not fly. Nor would it fly to expect the government to bankroll "art" nobody wants to buy.
 
Bob sure does have a major persecution complex, doesn’t he.

EDIT: Y'know what stick in my fucking craw? Egotistical manchildren who act like they're God's gift to mankind just because they get to enjoy a cushy existence being self-employed/freelance sperging about pop culture and making more than the average retail worker working a minimum wage job does in a year while acting like they have it so badly.
But there are Nazis on twitter!!!
 
Long ago, in high school. I was the victim of some pretty nasty bullying. Looking back, I can see there were a lot of things I did to make myself a juicy target - lack of grooming, superior attitude, victim complex, ignoring well-meaning advice. I'm also aware that most well-adjusted people, once their brains reach full maturity, realize how awful they were acting in their teen years and feel regret for their actions. The only people who remain bullies as adults are narcissists who live bitter lives, growing ever more hostile towards a world that refuses to acknowledge them as the superior being they themselves claim to be.

In other words, being a bully is both a crime and the punishment for that crime. I can't imagine Bob has a single moment of genuine happiness, apart from the shallow pleasures he gets from his own materialistic, pop-culture pursuits and his deep dives into the Twitterverse, where he is an unassailable moral crusader. No wonder he'd rather spend a luxury vacation hunched over a smartphone pontificating to his fellow blue checkmarks rather than enjoying the beauty and family that surround him.
 
:autism: :powerlevel: But seeing Black Panther (Bob’s new favorite film) getting nominated for Best Picture at the Golden Globes and now likely at the Oscars is annoying since that film is not worthy of the awards.

It’s clearly going to get a Best picture nomination at the Oscars because of how’ll it draw in ratings and viewership. :autism::powerlevel:
 
:autism: :powerlevel: But seeing Black Panther (Bob’s new favorite film) getting nominated for Best Picture at the Golden Globes and now likely at the Oscars is annoying since that film is not worthy of the awards.

It’s clearly going to get a Best picture nomination at the Oscars because of how’ll it draw in ratings and viewership. :autism::powerlevel:
Bob only likes it because it's a Marvel film with a black character as a main character, despite the fact that there are much better films with black protagonists.
 
Bob only likes it because it's a Marvel film with a black character as a main character, despite the fact that there are much better films with black protagonists.
That’s the thing. I mean, it’s not going to win Best Picture at least, but it’s just your typical MCU slock. Not terrible by any means, but not extraordinary.

If I sound pissy on this thread everytime I bring up Marvel, I apologize because I’m not looking forward to the Disney/Fox merger because I feel like it’s going to fuck over the industry hard while Marvel Studios will benefit from it, hence why I’ve been lashing out at them.
 
:autism: :powerlevel: But seeing Black Panther (Bob’s new favorite film) getting nominated for Best Picture at the Golden Globes and now likely at the Oscars is annoying since that film is not worthy of the awards.

It’s clearly going to get a Best picture nomination at the Oscars because of how’ll it draw in ratings and viewership. :autism::powerlevel:

The Oscars, apart from frequently getting things hilariously wrong, stopped having what little meaning they once did when they expanded the slate of Best Picture nominees to ten films, despite it having been decades since there were enough movies produced in a year for that to be merited. If Bob were an actual film critic as opposed to a pop culture obsessed autist who runs on bitterness, envy, and spite, he'd know that.
 
My god is he the most unaware person on the planet. A lot of Marvel fans are going to do this, but HE is included in this. He made a huge stink when Gunn got fired, only to sperg countless joy about the Captain Marvel trailer upon it's first release.

Hell, we were calling him doing this! We knew that despite his hard calls to boycott the MCU that he would forget about it in the run-up for Captain Marvel. And despite reading his thread on here and knowing what we were predicting him to do, he did it anyway.
He had to sperg over the Captain Marvel for woke points to show how much of an epic feminist he is. Bob has no actual principals he just says stuff to get brownie points.
 
The Oscars, apart from frequently getting things hilariously wrong, stopped having what little meaning they once did when they expanded the slate of Best Picture nominees to ten films.
That happened because a lot of people were the throwing a big fit about The Dark Knight not being nominated for Best Picture and the Oscars responded to them, when they didn’t when Psycho and 2001: A Space Odyssey weren’t nominated.

Call me :optimistic: but I think the Oscars would be great again if they abandoned the expanded Best Picture field.
 
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