Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Absolutego]

At risk of sounding like an SJW, if you're burnt out take some time off. The thread is meant to be entertaining, not something to stress you out and get you frothing at the mouth.

On a related note, comparing Bob to zoosadists is kind of dumb. It's the same logic as people saying Notch and Trump shouldn't use Twitter and should be doing important things. Zoosadists depress and horrify me, Bob is far more entertaining.

Bob is a film and game critic who's knowledge of film is questionable at best and he's absolutely clueless about games that aren't the first party Nintendo games he grew up with. Talking about those things is going to happen. When Bob says Skyrim and Dark Souls are basically the same, that's funny and should be talked about.



There's some entertainment to be had. He's not quite Spoony where his thread is a depressing wasteland where every update could possibly be the last.

We know Bob reads the thread occasionally which has likely curbed his worst tendencies, but the house boat tweet still shows he has some life left in him.



Believe it or not there was a time where the show was alright. Though the gamergate episode is far from his worst. I'm too lazy to get the links, but a few I recommend are-

1. The Mass Effect 3 videos. 2 videos sperging about a game he's not played, but he's Bob so he knows better than the fans about what the ending should be.
2. The Other M videos. 2 videos of him trying to defend Other M from sexism allegations. This was before Anita Sarkeesian's "everything is sexist" claims. This was "let's take this badass female lead and turn her into a useless waif with daddy issues who will burn herself to death if it means she might get some fleeting approval from a man" that rightly pissed off fans.
3. An entire episode devoted to his Luigi/Daisy ship theory.
4. The anti-thinker plot which starts around the mid 40s in which a dude bro version of Bob takes over the show.
5. Not really a Bob video, but this video response to Bob making fun of Razorfist.
6. The episode where Bob talks about a vision where he has to protect paradise from the dude-bro army led by Gears of War and Master Chief. We later learned from a friend of his that was a real dream Bob had that he considered a religious experience.

His two-part series about "fixing" the Sonic franchise is also pretty funny, if only for the butthurt sperging from the Sonic fanbase in the comments:

Really, Bob won't be entertaining again until either the Escapist fires Russ Pitts and he becomes collateral damage, or when the Mario movie Illumination is making starts being marketed.

People keep finding things to declare Bob's "blarms", but everything mentioned thus far will pale by comparison once a Mario movie targeted towards children that jettisons all the fanon Bob's created around the series is introduced to the canon. This is the man who thinks Super Mario Bros 3 is some serious commentary on the ongoing war between Koopas and the Mushroom kingdom.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I think the Escapist is going to fold next year. According to Alexa, it’s not doing so hot and as we all figured Yahtzee is the main draw (not Blobb).

Yahtzee would be smart to separate himself from that sinking ship and get away from Russ and Blobb.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

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Yes, women's podcasts aren't a thing at all. They just don't happen.

It's not like a quick search on Google can give you a huge list of results.

 

[ChevroletBlackboard]

I think the Escapist is going to fold next year. According to Alexa, it’s not doing so hot and as we all figured Yahtzee is the main draw (not Blobb).

Yahtzee would be smart to separate himself from that sinking ship and get away from Russ and Blobb.

I'm assuming the only reason Yahtzee hasn't already gone is some kind of exclusivity contract with the Escapist that forbids him from taking ZP elsewhere or going independent. Otherwise there's no real reason that he stuck around between 2015-2018 when the site became a ghost, especially considering he's since branched out into novels.

 

[Absolutego]

I think the Escapist is going to fold next year. According to Alexa, it’s not doing so hot and as we all figured Yahtzee is the main draw (not Blobb).

Yahtzee would be smart to separate himself from that sinking ship and get away from Russ and Blobb.

Yahtzee has no reason to leave the Escapist before their ultimate death. He gets carte blanche and a good contract from them entirely because he's their main draw, and he isn't exactly tainted by association with them. When the Escapist finally dies, his fanbase will follow him wherever he moves to in the aftermath. In the meantime, he might as well take as much of their money as they're willing to give.

Russ Pitts immediately wallpapering the site with Blobbo's content reminds me strongly of summer 2014, when Bob had daily content on the Escapist, most likely because he's able to churn out content and comes dirt cheap.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Yes, women's podcasts aren't a thing at all. They just don't happen.

It's not like a quick search on Google can give you a huge list of results.

Bob is just butthurt that podcasting has given people the ability to share their thoughts and entertain others without having to be managed by a corporate structure.

He's also mad that there are people with podcasts online that like to make fun of him.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I think the Escapist is going to fold next year. According to Alexa, it’s not doing so hot and as we all figured Yahtzee is the main draw (not Blobb).

Yahtzee would be smart to separate himself from that sinking ship and get away from Russ and Blobb.

I'm going to have to follow that lawsuit more now since that could tank the Escapist. I'm in the general idea that Yahtzee will be better off successfully without The Escapist since he's more talented and likable than Bob and Russ. Wherever he goes, his audience will go with him.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Outside of Russ, Blobb, and Yahtzee who else is generating content for escapist? I don’t recognize anyone except they tossed a bone to that nut job Noah Berlatsky who no other reputable publication will hire. Yahtzee is the only draw to the site because Blobb is hated and Russ is mediocre garbage.

 

[Judge Dredd]

His two-part series about "fixing" the Sonic franchise is also pretty funny, if only for the butthurt sperging from the Sonic fanbase in the comments:

I forgot to mention. Building a Better Gamer. An episode where Bob gives a lecture on behaviour and fitness.


Bob has been ranting about "There are no blue collar swing voters. People vote against their own interests." today. Resulting in this re-tweet.

"Who are you?"

Obama approved woke movie list.

I didn't screencap the whole bad and forth, but the TL : DR version is that a verified game journalist described themselves a mobile game enthusiast and has a PN03 avatar, someone did the whole "how do you do fellow kids" meme with screencaps, and now that journalist and her fans are throwing a fit. Bob retweets to ...I don't know exactly, but I assume asspats are involved.

Yes, I am aware that most of these are retweets.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Jesus, this political sperging is getting very formulaic.

WTF does that mean?

I love seeing far-leftists owning Bob.

From eating?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blobb is an npc, no surprises there.

Hillary good
Orange Cheeto Hitler bad
Old grandpa leftist, really bad

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Blobb is an npc, no surprises there.

Hillary good
Orange Cheeto Hitler bad
Old grandpa leftist, really bad

I can see why this thread isn’t as active for awhile. I mean, what hasn’t been said about just how clueless Bob is at politics?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

It is refreshing to see his fellow leftists taking him to account on that. Say what you want about the Bernie-Bots, they at least do seem to genuinely care about the economic welfare of all Americans. You can't say that about gentry liberals, however.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Is it just me or does Bob dehumanize Bernie supporters and Bernie more than he does regular republicans and Trump?

 

[Emperor Julian]

Is it just me or does Bob dehumanize Bernie supporters and Bernie more than he does regular republicans and Trump?

I think it's because he see's trump and bernie as two sides of the same coin

Since they're both outsiders in a system he inexplicably believes will herald his absurd superior future he see's them as a threat to his dumb dumb idea's. His resentment for Bernie is linked with his resentment of Trump. Trump 'destroyed' his retarded dream ergo bernie helped by not being Hillary.
It also embarrises him because it reveals his supposed pragmatism as dumb when the Democrats where subtly undermined by resentment over Hillary wing cronyism.

All this bullshit because Bob can't to terms with Hillary only getting the nomination due to superdelegates. Then losing because her campaign was a dud. The superior future was stillborn.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

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1) old = within the last two months apparently
2)Bob’s terrifying future is a future in where the wrong people won, but still looks surprisingly like his superior future.
3) maybe Bob should take his own advise, he could get out of his brothers basement, and do something that isn’t laughably embarrassing.

Moar politisperging “it’s current century guiz”
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Some gay furry winning some shitty award is important because reasons
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Edit: spelling

Man, that's a really shitty fursuit. It's bad enough to have one on stage at an awards show, this looks like it was made by a teenager.

If this was a lapdog-sized toy on etsy, it would still be shitty.

 

[MyOtherNicknameIsAPun]

They most amazing trick Democrats pulled was convincing some people Hillary is "left-wing". Paying some lip service to social battles already won while having a history of being corporate stooge dancing hand in hand with Wall Street. Think whatever you will about Lefty Sanders, but Hillary just ain't. She's grandma neocon.

That backfired twice: socdems in Democratic party didn't give a fuck, mildly conservative went to vote Trump to not have "lefty Clinton".

To stay on topic, Hillary is a perfect Bob's candidate. Unlikable, fake, elitist and constantly losing.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

To stay on topic, Hillary is a perfect Bob's candidate. Unlikable, fake, elitist and constantly losing.

You forgot, "utterly delusional."

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You forgot, "utterly delusional."

Bob and Hillary are both sore-losers that act like manchildren when things don’t go their way.

 

[Kyria the Great]

It is refreshing to see his fellow leftists taking him to account on that. Say what you want about the Bernie-Bots, they at least do seem to genuinely care about the economic welfare of all Americans. You can't say that about gentry liberals, however.

I do agree, they may be completely clueless tools, but their hearts at least seem like they are in the right place.