Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The last great film that deserved to win and did so was No Country for Old Men. And even then, the Academy likely awarded it just so they could give the Coen Brothers their big Oscar moment.
They had already won an Oscar for the screenplay to Fargo, a movie much better remembered than that year's big winner The English Patient.
 
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Nice pose, there, lady.
 
This just in: Moviebob claims that because one of his white male friends (hbomberguy) streamed N64 games for charity, all is forgiven and gamers are good again. I guess all of those people speedrunning N64 games at GDQs twice a year to raise money for cancer research and prevention just weren't that important.

I would have guessed Bob would like GDQ because they are pro Nintendo and pro progressive politics, going to ResetEra lengths of censorship to keep it a safe space.

And the Tweet in question.
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The superior future is a Nintendo console from 20 years ago that was considered outdated when it was new for it's use of cartridges.
 
God fuck Bob is insufferable

"Games culture" has to be a thing. Culture spawns around everything. Culture is just the shared ideas/ideals/customs among a group of people. You know what the shared idea among people in ""games culture"" is? A common enjoyment of video games. It's not fucking rocket science. It's certainly not something a 29-year old congresswoman and some Twitch streamer can wholly redeem in 15 minutes as it's not something that needs/has ever needed redemption.

And I fucking love his chimpouts over the Covington kids on Twitter. Hoping they never see "social mobility" or "restless sleep". One kid smirks at a Native American protester inches from his face, and Bob, along with half the far Left, decides to crucify him in the name of a "just world".

Just wait 'till he chooses the wrong side on some major, major issue. The day will come, he'll say some dumb shit and lose his gig with the Escapist again and every single Twitter follower he has will go quiet. No one is useful forever, I can't imagine.
 
The superior future includes an organization that actively harms kids and forces puberty blockers and hormones on them, good to know Blobb!
And playing videogames on the taxpayer dime instead of doing their elected duties.
I like AOC, she shows how stupid modern Democrats really are.
 
Who is AOC, and why are people going nuts because she likes computer games in between shouting obvious shit about the rich.
She's a recently elected Democrat representative. Self-proclaimed socialist who thinks we should have a 70% income tax on the wealthy and that climate change will destroy the world in 12 years. Like how in 2008 they were claiming Manhattan would be underwater and gas would be $9 per gallon in 2015 because of climate change. Not the brightest bulb
 
She's a recently elected Democrat representative. Self-proclaimed socialist who thinks we should have a 70% income tax on the wealthy and that climate change will destroy the world in 12 years. Like how in 2008 they were claiming Manhattan would be underwater and gas would be $9 per gallon in 2015 because of climate change. Not the brightest bulb

Also, barely elected because the Dems thought a district that's a bit over half Hispanic would blindly vote for an old white guy just because he had a D after his name. They nearly did, too. How thinly was AOC elected? To give you some idea, Brianna Wu actually got more votes in the MA-8 primary than AOC did in hers.
 
Cheers. I'm not American, so suddenly seeing this woman celebrated for epic twitter vidya was a bit confusing.

It fits a particular narrative that's going around: the young, hip, with-it, attractive, identity politics-focused, unashamedly far left candidate beating the out of touch old has-been and refusing to back down in social media fights. (Her snide riposte to Joe Lieberman was especially irritating.)

Bob, who is not young, hip, with-it, or attractive, latches on to this like a thirsty lamprey.
 
Bob really is a slimy opportunist who only cares about things as long as it benefits him or takes asinine stances that make his side look good.

Sometimes it's more about his ego and stubbornness in refusing to admit error more than it is "his side." His side is looking godawful with this Covington kids thing, and he's doubling down. On the other hand, so are a lot of people on the far end of the left, so maybe he's just following the crowd.
 
Bob strikes me as a fat neck beard pathetically posing as a greedy metropolitan rich guy.

Bob views himself as an upper class citizen who'd drink wine with society's elite. He unironically believes he is more important than the peasants when really if Bob were to be confronted in real life, he'd cower like Chris Chan at TooManyGames
 
Sometimes it's more about his ego and stubbornness in refusing to admit error more than it is "his side." His side is looking godawful with this Covington kids thing, and he's doubling down. On the other hand, so are a lot of people on the far end of the left, so maybe he's just following the crowd.
Not sure how much more retarded his side will be when the Presidental debates start to heat up.

Bob views himself as an upper class citizen who'd drink wine with society's elite. He unironically believes he is more important than the peasants when really if Bob were to be confronted in real life, he'd cower like Chris Chan at TooManyGames
I’m not sure who on this thread mentioned this but isn’t he super defensive and confrontational in real life?
 
if Bob were to be confronted in real life, he'd cower like Chris Chan at TooManyGames

I dunno. I see a lot of people conjecturing that Bob is a coward in meatspace, like most internet tough guys are, but the only person on this thread who's confirmed to have met him said he was nasty and confrontational. I feel like if he left his basement lair more often he'd likely wind up baited into a real meltdown.
 
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