Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Absolutego]

Bob is unaware no matter how much praise he would give them, they will never accept him because he is an obese "Da Bears" looking sperg who dressed as Mario in an embarrassing photo.

Well, that and the fact that Bob is (by his own admission in his book and by a cursory glance at his twitter history) a self-righteous asshole with anger management and authority issues who would probably last about a week in any sort of corporate office.
There's a reason before he started making videos on YouTube Bob was working nothing but a string of dead-end retail gigs. Politics aside, he's too socially dysfunctional to find acceptance IRL, even from the paste-eaters that work at Buzzfeed.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Here’s Bob comparing Trump to a global super villain.

 

[Judge Dredd]

Well, that and the fact that Bob is (by his own admission in his book and by a cursory glance at his twitter history) a self-righteous asshole with anger management and authority issues who would probably last about a week in any sort of corporate office.
There's a reason before he started making videos on YouTube Bob was working nothing but a string of dead-end retail gigs. Politics aside, he's too socially dysfunctional to find acceptance IRL, even from the paste-eaters that work at Buzzfeed.

He is also hated by the clique he's always trying to win favour with because he's the embodiment of what they hate. Not just a straight white male, but an overweight neckbearded "misogynerd". He even owns a trench coat and fedora. He's the internet critic equivalent of that boy at school that would eat worms because he thought the cool kids said they would like him if he did.

Here’s Bob comparing Trump to a global super villain.
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Why is he always sooooo tired? That sleep apnea catching up to him?

 

[Iceland Heavy]

I noticed how he referred to the unemployed journalists as women? So countdown to Bob Trooning out?

Maybe when he finally realizes virtue signalling about evil angry white men on twitter while bemoaning the absolute state of his life doesn't earn him a lot of oppression points with the woke crowd.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Sperging about liberals.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Because when I want solid political advice, I go to the guy who wrote a book on how a Mario game was a spiritual awakening for him.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Because when I want solid political advice, I go to the guy who wrote a book on how a Mario game was a spiritual awakening for him.

and also skipped a funeral of a family member he loved to play said video game

 

[RockVolnutt]

Because when I want solid political advice, I go to the guy who wrote a book on how a Mario game was a spiritual awakening for him.

Keep in mind he previously declared any socialism that doesn't include an one world government to be Nazism. He believes that and any right-wing belief to be Nazism. He doesn't think about his implications with any of his socialism sperging.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Keep in mind he previously declared any socialism that doesn't include an one world government to be Nazism. He believes that and any right-wing belief to be Nazism. He doesn't think about his implications with any of his socialism sperging.

Essentially any ideology that isn't Bob's is somehow Nazism in his world view.

 

[Far Queue]

Keep in mind he previously declared any socialism that doesn't include an one world government to be Nazism. He believes that and any right-wing belief to be Nazism. He doesn't think about his implications with any of his socialism sperging.

So he believes that if the Nazis had won and taken over the whole world they wouldn't actually be literal Nazis anymore?

 

[RockVolnutt]

So he believes that if the Nazis had won and taken over the whole world they wouldn't actually be literal Nazis anymore?

All I know is he really buys into the notion that humanity can't progress beyond our dirtball if multiple states still exist despite how unrealistic that is.

 

[Mola Ram]

So he believes that if the Nazis had won and taken over the whole world they wouldn't actually be literal Nazis anymore?

This is the guy who thinks the fact that Super Mario Bros. 3 is actually a stage play is some kind of mindblowing metanarrative for the ages. Don't expect deep thinking.

 

[RodgerDodger]

lol

I literally barked out in laughter when skimming I came across this: "The so-called “Gamergate” fiasco". I don't know if it can be called "so-called" if it was, in fact, called that.

Rest assured that Bob will be working along side Russ Pitts day and night to regain your trust.

Oh dear! I keep trying to read through that, but I can't make it to the end. The one word that keeps springing to mind is "Manifesto". I keep imagining Bob in a Tar Paper Shack railing against the Mayonnaise Ghouls.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

All I know is he really buys into the notion that humanity can't progress beyond our dirtball if multiple states still exist despite how unrealistic that is.

Remember, this is a guy who wants to cover all of New York State with concrete and force everyone to live in shitty apartment blocks while freeing up the rest of nature to...I dunno... be made into a giant Mario-themed theme park.

More and more, I come to the conclusion that Bob thinks his true calling in life was comic book supervillain. I'm surprised that no one has based an actual comic book character on MovieBob.......Hmmm.....

I've got it! Bob could be called "The Twit-Terrorist", an ecovillain who uses the hot air he spews on social media to make the atmosphere of Planet Earth inhospitable so that humanity is forced to retreat to urban centers underground. Bob himself could live on a moon base trying to develop crops that could live and grow in a vacuum so that he could one day move all of the "Superior People" to the moon and rule over them.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Two selections of his incessant prattling caught my attention.


I would almost sympathize with Bob here, but I know that it would be a waste. This emptiness might be from the fact that he knows that on some visceral level that his "work" give him no joy or fulfillment. Why would it? Does anyone remember Shakespeare's critics four centuries after the Bard shuffled off this mortal coil? Of course not! No respectable university or college course is going put his videos, blog posts, or his shitty book down as required reading on the syllabus.

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I'm thinking it will be used for at least a Century in the "Abnormal Psyche" curriculum.

 

[Red Hood]

Probably not. He keeps bragging that he's lost 65 pounds.

All in the frontal lobe.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1094294125317365760
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Bob, these people were fired because they, even with the shit wages they agree to, are unable to profit their woke companies. Employers are not your parents there to coddle you and bail you out. If they don't make money and you're the weak link guess what? You're out.

"I've worked in the private sector. THEY expect results."

 

[Positron]

He's also called himself a bar brawler before.

More like a bar bawwwwwwwwwwwwwer.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Aladdin sperging.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Aladdin sperging.

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Bob does realize that the two words that are guaranteed to make major bank in overseas returns are "Disney" and "Will Smith"? China is weird. They generally avoid movies starring Black Actors... unless it's Will Smith. They can't get enough of him. (Although they are warming to the Black Panther dude). The Chinese audience's biggest criticism of the new Star Wars films is "Why use all these ugly people? Why not hire a handsome actor like Will Smith" (Honest to god Chinese reviewer)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Bob does realize that the two words that are guaranteed to make major bank in overseas returns are "Disney" and "Will Smith"? China is weird. They generally avoid movies starring Black Actors... unless it's Will Smith. They can't get enough of him. (Although they are warming to the Black Panther dude). The Chinese audience's biggest criticism of the new Star Wars films is "Why use all these ugly people? Why not hire a handsome actor like Will Smith" (Honest to god Chinese reviewer)

Will Smith is a strange choice to play Genie though. However, I agree with you that the movie will do very well in China. Not sure how it’ll do here in America do.