Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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LordofCringe7206 said:
This brings up an interesting question regarding the MCU: what exactly are their plans once Avengers is finished? We'll continue getting new films, but will they actually be building up to anything? All these stupid films over the years have been building up the Avengers and this big Infinity War event.

Now that the Avengers franchise is coming to an end and the Infinity War event is going to be over with, what are the news films going to be based around? Are they just all going to be standalone films in their own franchises that will continue getting milked until Disney finally decides to end the MCU?
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Short answer is: Kamala Khan film, more Black Panther, possibly more Thor (Hemsworth liked the retool done for Thor 3), possibly replacing the Avengers with the Ultimates (the mainstream Marvel version with MAH DIVERSITY line-up). Possibly Ant Man and Dr Strange, continuing as the token white male film series.

Long answer: Disney doesn't fucking know, because the buying of Fox changed EVERYTHING by bringing the X-Men and Fantastic Four back into play for Disney.

With the X-Men now under Disney's control, they don't need the Avengers at all anymore or any of the other Marvel characters. Even Carol is irrelevant and assuming Brie Larson knows what happened to Carol in the comic, her recent spat of cunt behavior probably is due to her knowing Disney would gladly off her character in a heartbeat, if they could get Ann Paquin back full time as Rogue.

Same with the Fantastic Four, which has the added bonus of bringing Doom, Galactus, Silver Surfer, etc back into the fold. Which, in turn protects Black Panther and Ant Man, since both are basically honorary members of the Richards family. And Doom himself keeps Dr Strange in play since one of the most famous Dr Strange stories is a Strange/Doom team-up.

Hell, they would probably turn Kamala Khan into a mutant (and force Marvel to rewrite the character's backstory to make her a mutant and not an Inhuman) if push came to shove, given how Marvel's got a huge hard-on for pushing Ms Marvel in order to use the X-Men to shill her to the masses.

The biggest loser though are the Guardians of the Galaxy; they don't need GOTG if they have Fantastic Four and X-Men, let alone basically retooling Thor into Guardians lite. Best case scenario, is that Star Lord gets folded into the Fantastic Four movie line or Thor line.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Short answer is: Kamala Khan film, more Black Panther, possibly more Thor (Hemsworth liked the retool done for Thor 3), possibly replacing the Avengers with the Ultimates (the mainstream Marvel version with MAH DIVERSITY line-up). Possibly Ant Man and Dr Strange, continuing as the token white male film series.

Long answer: Disney doesn't fucking know, because the buying of Fox changed EVERYTHING by bringing the X-Men and Fantastic Four back into play for Disney.

With the X-Men now under Disney's control, they don't need the Avengers at all anymore or any of the other Marvel characters. Even Carol is irrelevant and assuming Brie Larson knows what happened to Carol in the comic, her recent spat of cunt behavior probably is due to her knowing Disney would gladly off her character in a heartbeat, if they could get Ann Paquin back full time as Rogue.

Same with the Fantastic Four, which has the added bonus of bringing Doom, Galactus, Silver Surfer, etc back into the fold. Which, in turn protects Black Panther and Ant Man, since both are basically honorary members of the Richards family. And Doom himself keeps Dr Strange in play since one of the most famous Dr Strange stories is a Strange/Doom team-up.

Hell, they would probably turn Kamala Khan into a mutant (and force Marvel to rewrite the character's backstory to make her a mutant and not an Inhuman) if push came to shove, given how Marvel's got a huge hard-on for pushing Ms Marvel in order to use the X-Men to shill her to the masses.

The biggest loser though are the Guardians of the Galaxy; they don't need GOTG if they have Fantastic Four and X-Men, let alone basically retooling Thor into Guardians lite. Best case scenario, is that Star Lord gets folded into the Fantastic Four movie line or Thor line.
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Alternately, the capeshit bubble bursts and all of this is rendered moot as people stop wasting their money on this increasingly pointless garbage.
 
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MirrorNoir said:
Short answer is: Kamala Khan film, more Black Panther, possibly more Thor (Hemsworth liked the retool done for Thor 3), possibly replacing the Avengers with the Ultimates (the mainstream Marvel version with MAH DIVERSITY line-up). Possibly Ant Man and Dr Strange, continuing as the token white male film series.

Long answer: Disney doesn't fucking know, because the buying of Fox changed EVERYTHING by bringing the X-Men and Fantastic Four back into play for Disney.

With the X-Men now under Disney's control, they don't need the Avengers at all anymore or any of the other Marvel characters. Even Carol is irrelevant and assuming Brie Larson knows what happened to Carol in the comic, her recent spat of cunt behavior probably is due to her knowing Disney would gladly off her character in a heartbeat, if they could get Ann Paquin back full time as Rogue.

Same with the Fantastic Four, which has the added bonus of bringing Doom, Galactus, Silver Surfer, etc back into the fold. Which, in turn protects Black Panther and Ant Man, since both are basically honorary members of the Richards family. And Doom himself keeps Dr Strange in play since one of the most famous Dr Strange stories is a Strange/Doom team-up.

Hell, they would probably turn Kamala Khan into a mutant (and force Marvel to rewrite the character's backstory to make her a mutant and not an Inhuman) if push came to shove, given how Marvel's got a huge hard-on for pushing Ms Marvel in order to use the X-Men to shill her to the masses.

The biggest loser though are the Guardians of the Galaxy; they don't need GOTG if they have Fantastic Four and X-Men, let alone basically retooling Thor into Guardians lite. Best case scenario, is that Star Lord gets folded into the Fantastic Four movie line or Thor line.
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Disney will still have to work to make Fantastic Four appealing to movie audiences, however. There have been three big budget Fantastic Four movies that are essentially unloved. At this point, a third Guardians movie would be more of a sure fire hit than a rebooted Fantastic Four.
 
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That’s not how you spell Amazing Spider-Man.
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Going back to Dad Chipman's birthday, I can't help but wonder if Bob viewed his dad as being like Pierce Hawthorne's father on Community (minus the southern accent).

And if no consequences would happen, he would give a similar eulogy like Pierce did.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
Wait, so Bob's opposition to Bernie is literally just the fact that he's an old white man?

Does anyone here know what his preferred candidate is?
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I'm guessing Kamala Harris, but that's just a shot in the dark. She does hit most of the IngSoc Identity Politics bingos out of all the candidates so far though.
 
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Koby_Fish said:
I'm guessing Kamala Harris, but that's just a shot in the dark. She does hit most of the IngSoc Identity Politics bingos out of all the candidates so far though.
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It's almost definitely her because she's basically a younger brown Hillary, which puts her over Gillibrand or Warren. The only other one who'd meet this criteria is Gabbard but we already know how he feels about her.
 
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Jaracainofthewind said:
Pardon the 'tism, but Toriyama never made a DBZ. Just Dragon Ball. And its really just why that happens constantly. We need the old villian to show how tough the new one is. Tien fought Goku to basically a tie. So we need him to see how tough Piccolo is. Piccolo gets ruined by Raditz. Vegeta wets his pants at Frieza and we need Majin Buu to be completely outclassed by Evil Buu.



Yeah Toriyama is kind of a hack, but at least he has reasons for these things. Vegeta gets a family. Tien realizes he was lied to. Buu is my favorite in that he just gets to have a friend. And even the repetitive transforming villians all have different means of doing so. After Frieza they even try to stop the transformations. Its not high literature. Its a soap opera, but a compelling one. You can even say that its, really that good
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Toriyama is not even writing DBS, Toyotaro follow Toriyama outline and whoever write the Anime follow the outline too
 
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Iceland Heavy said:
It's almost definitely her because she's basically a younger brown Hillary, which puts her over Gillibrand or Warren. The only other one who'd meet this criteria is Gabbard but we already know how he feels about her.
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I've actually heard progressives say that Tulsi Gabbard is almost as bad as Trump, because until recently she was opposed to abortion and gay rights. Not that she is, just that she used to be. Which goes to show that once you're on the social justice shit list, you're on it for life and no kind of grovelling apology will get you off of it.
 
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Mola Ram said:
Alternately, the capeshit bubble bursts and all of this is rendered moot as people stop wasting their money on this increasingly pointless garbage.
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Careful mate, your :optimistic: is showing.

Capeshit isn't about to die out any time soon because most people like feel good movies where the good guys win and everyone is happy. About the only thing that might happen would be the genre becoming less popular and being replaced by something else. I personally hope for a return of spy movies.

As for Blob's relationship with his dad, I would assume that his dad had some degree of work ethic and this guaranteed that his son would never like him. I imagine that many a morning in the Chipman home started with Bob's dad trying to wake him up for school, causing to Blob throw his toys around and scream that the world isn't fair and that he wanted to play Mario 3, while his parents got ready to go to work to afford the mountains of food he consumed. On the weekends he would sleep until midday at least, despite his father asking to him mow the lawn or other such chores, then he would sit around playing games and eating. Any attempt to change this routine would result in a tantrum and Blob locking himself in his room, where he would cry about his lack of friends and slowly grow to hate everything around him.
 
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Beautiful Border said:
I've actually heard progressives say that Tulsi Gabbard is almost as bad as Trump, because until recently she was opposed to abortion and gay rights. Not that she is, just that she used to be. Which goes to show that once you're on the social justice shit list, you're on it for life and no kind of grovelling apology will get you off of it.
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It's not even that. They are just using whatever ammunition they have to justify not supporting her.

Bare in mind that Barack Obama was not exactly on board with gay rights at one point. When the gay rights debate was really getting heated up back around 2013-2015, conservatives were posting memes with Obama's anti-gay rights quotes on them. The standard response from SJW's to these memes was "But he eventually changed his stance!"
 
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