Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Ghostbusters sperging.
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“I like this argument because I only read the headline!”
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It’s not about who has the best ideas or is the most qualified, it’s who is the most “marginalized” and they should have all the power.

K, lets look at twatter and see how that’s going? Oh a bunch of shrieking, braying ninnies who spend all day crying about being tired from harassment and having to defend their existence while also doxing and harassing anyone who is straight, white, or male. Got it, doesn’t seem like the government should be in the hands of these people.
 
"Activision did 9/11"
This video sucked. I liked how Blobb tries to present himself as a champion of the working class but his Twitter is rife with him wishing them nothing but having them lose their jobs and lose their lives. What's with the blue pixelation on his face? Also whenever his accent really comes out, it sounds like he's slurring his words because he just suffered a major concussion. The only thing good about the video are the comments calling him a fat eugenicist.
 
Apologies for not digging back too far... but Bob is just too prolific to know how how many pages back I need to check

Is he currently too upset about a film franchise promising to try winning back the fans to do anything else, or has he also been having simultaneous tantrums about how Jussie Smollet did nuffin wrong? I tried scrolling back in his Twitter but I only got until about a couple of hours ago before I got to the end of the buffer...
 
Apologies for not digging back too far... but Bob is just too prolific to know how how many pages back I need to check

Is he currently too upset about a film franchise promising to try winning back the fans to do anything else, or has he also been having simultaneous tantrums about how Jussie Smollet did nuffin wrong? I tried scrolling back in his Twitter but I only got until about a couple of hours ago before I got to the end of the buffer...
He surprisingly hasn’t sperged about Jussie Smollett being charged yet. I am surprised Smollett did the same shit Bob did four years ago.
 
Ghostbusters sperging.
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Here's a fact: GB2016 was a $70 million loss for Sony Pictures. Bob is in no position to bargain to have McKinnon included. He and his ilk lost big time and they should simply accept it like grown adults.
 
Careful mate, your :optimistic: is showing.

Capeshit isn't about to die out any time soon because most people like feel good movies where the good guys win and everyone is happy. About the only thing that might happen would be the genre becoming less popular and being replaced by something else. I personally hope for a return of spy movies.

As for Blob's relationship with his dad, I would assume that his dad had some degree of work ethic and this guaranteed that his son would never like him. I imagine that many a morning in the Chipman home started with Bob's dad trying to wake him up for school, causing to Blob throw his toys around and scream that the world isn't fair and that he wanted to play Mario 3, while his parents got ready to go to work to afford the mountains of food he consumed. On the weekends he would sleep until midday at least, despite his father asking to him mow the lawn or other such chores, then he would sit around playing games and eating. Any attempt to change this routine would result in a tantrum and Blob locking himself in his room, where he would cry about his lack of friends and slowly grow to hate everything around him.

IIRC Bob's parents sent him to a shrink (paid for by their hard earned money) because he was such an anti-social a-hole. And that he openly resented them doing so, to the point that he bragged in his book that his parents ended up having to bribe him to attend the meetings and that said meetings, de-evolved into the cliché of the unwilling patient bullshitting the therapist with what they wanted to hear so that they would think they "fixed" the patient and let Bob stop going.

That probably is one of the big things that makes Bob hate his parents.

Also, they all knew he was lying to sneak past the rubes.

For what it's worth, the only reason why Obama came out for gay marriage was due to Biden forcing him at gunpoint to do so. Biden famously came out for gay marriage early in the first term when Obama was still in the anti-gay marriage camp and did so without even telling Obama ahead of time what he was going to do. This basically FORCE Obama to recant and come out in favor of gay marriage, which many in the media saw as Biden pulling a power play and putting Obama into a position where he had no choice but to bend to Biden's will on the matter.
 
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IIRC Bob's parents sent him to a shrink (paid for by their hard earned money) because he was such an anti-social a-hole. And that he openly resented them doing so, to the point that he bragged in his book that his parents ended up having to bribe him to attend the meetings and that said meetings, de-evolved into the cliché of the unwilling patient bullshitting the therapist with what they wanted to hear so that they would think they "fixed" the patient and let Bob stop going.

That probably is one of the big things that makes Bob hate his parents.

No wonder why Bob is the way he is. You don't bribe your child to do anything, you make them do it and if they don't you discipline them.

I imagine Bob would be a much different person today if he actually had parents who disciplined the shit out of him as a kid.
 
Here's a fact: GB2016 was a $70 million loss for Sony Pictures. Bob is in no position to bargain to have McKinnon included. He and his ilk lost big time and they should simply accept it like grown adults.
Let’s also not forget the fact that Leslie Jones bitched out at the fans for being sexist who didn’t like the trailer, which was super unfunny.

But let’s also not forget, growing up is a alien term for Bob.
 
Capeshit isn't about to die out any time soon because most people like feel good movies where the good guys win and everyone is happy. About the only thing that might happen would be the genre becoming less popular and being replaced by something else. I personally hope for a return of spy movies.

I'd like the return of James Bond style spy movies, but I doubt it would happen any time soon because of the current political climate. Bond girls would be called sexist, government agencies would be call evil because Trump, and internet critics would tear the film to pieces for not being "realistic". And all of that is assuming anyone in charge doesn't have a bout of 'tism and have the bad guys wear MAGA hats or use antifa imagery for the heroes.

The return of the World War 2 adventure film might get away with it because the left can sperg about "punching nazis" as much as they want without it changing the film.

"Activision did 9/11"

Bob is not worth raging at, but videos like that make it easy to understand why people do.

Disclaimer: I don't have an opinion on unions. They have pros and cons and I'm sure people more informed and invested than me have better opinions on the matter.

But Bob is either a lying sack of shit or an idiot mouthing off about a subject he knows nothing about.

First, Activision. Kiwis in other threads pointed out in other threads that there is a different between revenue (money earned before expenses) and profit (money earned after expenses). Many of the articles by Jim Sterling and friends are reading articles about publishers making record amount of revenue and presenting them as "EA is making record profits!" "Activision made a ton of money but is laying people off!". Even if Activision made profit, a company doesn't stay profitable by holding on to money sinks. Not only that, but Activision is being sued for fraud and cut as much dead weight as they could before the auditing started.

But fuck it. There's more zeroes in those bank accounts than at a Moviebob fan convention so they must be evil.

Second, unions. I don't mean to beat a dead horse that was never alive to begin with but even pro-union people should tell Bob to fuck off with this shit. By the end of GamerGate the game journalism clique lost their influence and gatekeeping ability. Since then Zoe Quinn, Jim Sterling, and others desperately want to start a game dev union with themselves as the leaders. It doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to conclude that this is their attempt to control the games industry again. You have to be in the union to work in the industry, and Quinn and co. will only allow you to be in the union if you do as they say. The "union dues" they collect while sitting around on Twitter all day is a nice bonus as well.

The sad part is that I doubt Bob is privy to this scheme. I doubt he's been offered any kind of power should this plan get off the ground. I'm guessing he's doing this video because the people he follows on Twitter are talking about it. If he is part of this scheme, I can imagine him being kicked to the curb as soon as he served his purpose.
 
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I'd like the return of James Bond style spy movies, but I doubt it would happen any time soon because of the current political climate. Bond girls would be called sexist, government agencies would be call evil because Trump, and internet critics would tear the film to pieces for not being "realistic". And all of that is assuming anyone in charge doesn't have a bout of 'tism and have the bad guys wear MAGA hats or use antifa imagery for the heroes.

The return of the World War 2 adventure film might get away with it because the left can sperg about "punching nazis" as much as they want without it changing the film.



Bob is not worth raging at, but videos like that make it easy to understand why people do.

Disclaimer: I don't have an opinion on unions. They have pros and cons and I'm sure people more informed and invested than me have better opinions on the matter.

But Bob is either a lying sack of shit or an idiot mouthing off about a subject he knows nothing about.

First, Activision. Kiwis in other threads pointed out in other threads that there is a different between revenue (money earned before expenses) and profit (money earned after expenses). Many or the articles by Jim Sterling and friends are reading articles about publishers making record amount of revenue and presenting them as "EA is making record profits!" "Activision made a ton of money but is laying people off!". Even if Activision made profit, a company doesn't stay profitable by holding on to money sinks. Not only that, but Activision is being sued for fraud and cut as much dead weight as they could before the auditing started.

But fuck it. There's more zeroes in those bank accounts than at a Moviebob fan convention so they must be evil.

Second, unions. I don't mean to beat a dead horse that was never alive to begin with but even pro-union people should tell Bob to fuck off with this shit. By the end of GamerGate the game journalism clique lost their influence and gatekeeping ability. Since then Zoe Quinn, Jim Sterling, and others desperately want to start a game dev union with themselves as the leaders. It doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to conclude that this is their attempt to control the games industry again. You have to be in the union to work in the industry, and Quinn and co. will only allow you to be in the union if you do as they say. The "union dues" they collect while sitting around on Twitter all day is a nice bonus as well.

The sad part is that I doubt Bob is privy to this scheme. I doubt he's been offered any kind of power should this plan get off the ground. I'm guessing he's doing this video because the people he follows on Twitter are talking about it. If he is part of this scheme, I can imagine him being kicked to the curb as soon as he served his purpose.
I would mind a return to fantasy films (like Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter).
 
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Second, unions. I don't mean to beat a dead horse that was never alive to begin with but even pro-union people should tell Bob to fuck off with this shit. By the end of GamerGate the game journalism clique lost their influence and gatekeeping ability. Since then Zoe Quinn, Jim Sterling, and others desperately want to start a game dev union with themselves as the leaders. It doesn't take a conspiracy theorist to conclude that this is their attempt to control the games industry again. You have to be in the union to work in the industry, and Quinn and co. will only allow you to be in the union if you do as they say. The "union dues" they collect while sitting around on Twitter all day is a nice bonus as well.

The sad part is that I doubt Bob is privy to this scheme.

Of course he's not. Why would they need an inferior fat shithead when they've already got Sterling on board?
 
The sad part is that I doubt Bob is privy to this scheme. I doubt he's been offered any kind of power should this plan get off the ground. I'm guessing he's doing this video because the people he follows on Twitter are talking about it. If he is part of this scheme, I can imagine him being kicked to the curb as soon as he served his purpose.

It's an interesting point. We know from leaked chatlogs and a few incidents that have slopped over into the public view that the anti-GG crowd has no use for Brianna Wu (because she's a conniving, unprincipled grifter with no measurable skills beyond self-promotion and a Svengali-esque hold over a screaming Chinaman) ... has there ever been a hint what they think of Bob? He doesn't seem to be a con artist like Brianna Wu, but he's just so unpleasant and strident, even beyond what's normal for that crowd. I imagine he's such a nonentity that they likely don't pay him much mind (outside of Russ Pitts's sterling judgment), but I'd be curious to see behind the curtain.
 
No wonder why Bob is the way he is. You don't bribe your child to do anything, you make them do it and if they don't you discipline them.

I imagine Bob would be a much different person today if he actually had parents who disciplined the shit out of him as a kid.
So then it is evident Bob's parents WERE bad parents, but just not in the way Bob imagines they were. His ass needed a paddlin'. Bob (and Dobson) are what you get when you don't spank your asshole kids because you're some liberal feel-good do-gooder type that doesn't understand how discipline works and is surprised when said lack of discipline turns the kid into a raging, boundary-pushing sociopath.
 
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