Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[TerribleIdeas™]

Nothing is more pathetic than a perfectly average person desperately trying to pass as a once in a generation intellectual. If they stopped trying to memorize big words and down clickbait shit, they’d actually have something to talk about other than “I am very smart”.

The truly disturbing thing is how they'll isolate themselves in their virtue-jerking ideological bubbles and asspat each other and reassure themselves that they are, in fact, Very Intelligent People™, and the second anything occurs that casts a shadow of a doubt within several miles of that conviction, they all lose their fucking minds and attack en masse, like a bunch of angry geese, flapping and screeching.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Us is fairly mediocre and the message will be entirely lost on the woke crowd like Blobbo here.

Off topic but how is it compared to Get Out?

 

[BScCollateral]

I think the Mario cosplay picture of Bob is legitimately the most flattering photo of him I've seen.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think the Mario cosplay picture of Bob is legitimately the most flattering photo of him I've seen.

Take away the hoverhand and the picture of him with Anita Sarkeesian really isnt bad for a guy of his size. A lot of his awful appearance is down to him dressing like a refugee from a home for trainables.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Take away the hoverhand and the picture of him with Anita Sarkeesian really isnt bad for a guy of his size. A lot of his awful appearance is down to him dressing like a refugee from a home for trainables.

That and the fact he can never make a normal facial expression.

 

[Mola Ram]

That and the fact he can never make a normal facial expression.

Yeah, the resting smug cunt face doesnt help at all.

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Everyday people who serve an actual purpose on this planet die and Bob keeps living. His enlarged heart keeps pumping blood around his body while surgeons and scientists die.

If you want proof that the universe is an empty uncaring place just look to Bob's continued breathing.

 

[Haramburger]

Off topic but how is it compared to Get Out?

the story is very M. Night Shyamalan from the wiki plot I read, maybe the acting carries it but I doubt it.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

" It doesnt matter what is objectively true, what matters is a nazi's delusions about what is true." Ergo nazi's control reality.

I've seen this little furfag speds avatar retweeted a few times on the farms she's like a litmus test of sjw's on twiitter.

left wing but without any introspection?
Stupid as fuck?
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Bam, you're there.

Really fat, furry tranny from Ireland who keeps popping up everywhere. Basically your typical twitter tranny and not cow material.

Off topic but how is it compared to Get Out?

Us has a lazy twist at the end that you can spot from a mile away. The M Night Shyamalan comparison is on point but it’s not as boring as his movies. Us is basically babie’s first horror movie so of course the woke crowd loves it (helps that Peele is black).

It doesn’t have racial garbage in it like Get Out but it’s still preachy. As I said earlier the message will be entirely lost on the woke/black crowd that likes to cancel people and drag them endlessly.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Shit, has anyone checked on Bob lately because he’s going to be on suicide watch since Muller’s Report concluded that there’s no collusion.

 

[MirrorNoir]

Bob unironically thinks that whatever he wants is automatically good and should be the entire world’s top priority. He’s going to be in his 40’s by the time Trump’s out of office, and he’s going to be no different from the experience except for the grey hairs. He’s the absolute Platonic ideal of the man child and is headed towards the grave without ever finishing adolescence.

Actually he's not even the Platonic idea of a manchild, since the base idea of a manchild is one who's 100% apolitical since he's too consumed with his pop culture vices to truly give a fuck about who's running the show, so long as his bread and circuses are not messed with.

(which, BTW is why modern liberalism has failed: the moment they started to rape the bread and circus train, they inadvertently awoken politically thousands of people who never gave a crap about politics before, let alone forever betrayed and earned the eternal anger/wrath of people who normally would have been staunch liberal allies had the SJWs not betrayed them/targeted them for torment....)

I'm sure the F has gained a place in the LGBTBBQ conga line. BTW this otter furry has been very pro-troon; almost all Rat Kings follow him.

Furries tend to be super SJW. Hence furry avatars getting a pass but anime avatars don't

 

[cypocryphy]

Today in ego boosting.
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I feel like it should be "whatever you're feeling", but I can't make sense of most of what this hippo tweets out.

 

[elder god]

Shit, has anyone checked on Bob lately because he’s going to be on suicide watch since Muller’s Report concluded that there’s no collusion.

I’m guessing he’s still hasn’t seen it, he was tweeting all night and this morning from the time stamps, and stopped around noon. So he probably fell asleep. Either that or the mueller report gave him an aneurism and he died right there at his keyboard, a grease covered thumb away from hitting send on his latest tweet.

Speaking of tweets:

It’s still funny to watch city dwellers sperg about they are totally relevant because they go to the same Starbucks that some CEOs secretary goes to.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Blobb: I only care about people in economically/culturally viable states like NY and CA. Everyone in Arkansa or Pennsylvania should be wiped off the face of the earth!!

Also, Blobb: I’m not a genocidal, egotistical shit for brains moron!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I’m guessing he’s still hasn’t seen it, he was tweeting all night and this morning from the time stamps, and stopped around noon. So he probably fell asleep. Either that or the mueller report gave him an aneurism and he died right there at his keyboard, a grease covered thumb away from hitting send on his latest tweet.

Speaking of tweets:
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It’s still funny to watch city dwellers sperg about they are totally relevant because they go to the same Starbucks that some CEOs secretary goes to.

How can such a person who relies on an obsolete format of reviewing suck up to wealthy people who don't care about him this much?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Blobb: I only care about people in economically/culturally viable states like NY and CA. Everyone in Arkansa or Pennsylvania should be wiped off the face of the earth!!

Also, Blobb: I’m not a genocidal, egotistical shit for brains moron!

So Massachusetts isn’t part of the superior future?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

How can such a person who relies on an obsolete format of reviewing suck up to wealthy people who don't care about him this much?

Because he's autistic.

Speaking of tweets:
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Weren't neanderthals incredibly intelligent? Far more than modern day humans?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Weren't neanderthals incredibly intelligent? Far more than modern day humans?

I'm pretty sure this and pretty much any other notion of Neanderthal superiority of any sort are the fever dreams of white supremacists who don't understand genetics. White supremacists have long believed that Europeans and East Asians have superior minds for obvious reasons. Along comes the discovery that these two groups also have detectable Neanderthal genetics. Voila, white supremacists decide that "obviously" this means that they were smarter than us. Of course, it doesn't work like that; inter-species mating doesn't just produce a simple averaging of the qualities of the species involved. Consider the liger (lion-tiger crossbreed), for example; rather than being intermediate in size between the lion and tiger, it's actually larger than either!

 

[Emperor Julian]

I’m guessing he’s still hasn’t seen it, he was tweeting all night and this morning from the time stamps, and stopped around noon. So he probably fell asleep. Either that or the mueller report gave him an aneurism and he died right there at his keyboard, a grease covered thumb away from hitting send on his latest tweet.

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It’s still funny to watch city dwellers sperg about they are totally relevant because they go to the same Starbucks that some CEOs secretary goes to.

He actually undermines his own arguement here because his implies his support of reform is based on contempory political interests rather than a desire to improve the systsm.

 

[Flexo]

I'm pretty sure this and pretty much any other notion of Neanderthal superiority of any sort are the fever dreams of white supremacists who don't understand genetics. White supremacists have long believed that Europeans and East Asians have superior minds for obvious reasons. Along comes the discovery that these two groups also have detectable Neanderthal genetics. Voila, white supremacists decide that "obviously" this means that they were smarter than us. Of course, it doesn't work like that; inter-species mating doesn't just produce a simple averaging of the qualities of the species involved. Consider the liger (lion-tiger crossbreed), for example; rather than being intermediate in size between the lion and tiger, it's actually larger than either!

I dunno, I find the idea that humans resulted from a primative case of idiocracy to be very compelling...

(Plus it just proves what Bob needs to learn: doesn't matter how smart or superior you are if you're not fucking having children - pun intended.)