Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Godzilla@1989]

Well then.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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Wait, he legit had his parents help him pay for a traffic ticket

 

[Mola Ram]

Wait, he legit had his parents help him pay for a traffic ticket

Yeah, this sounds like a story, though in all likelihood it's just a typically embarrassing tweet.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, this sounds like a story, though in all likelihood it's just a typically embarrassing tweet.

I'm assuming, though, that this particular thing happened when Papa Chipman was still living?

 

[Flexo]

"We're on the scientific verge of being able to rewrite the rules of our bodies, minds, and the entire physical world from the atom up"? Where to even begin?

First of all, what's this "we"? As in, what makes him think that anyone wants to share this wondrous power with him? He certainly isn't going to be one of the STEM people who are actually contributing anything to making this alleged new power. Giving this kind of power to humanity at large would be absolutely certain to bring about some kind of apocalypse at the hands of religious fanatics, political fanatics, some seething resentful misanthrope, or even just some awful fetishist who wants to turn all humanity into mindless furry sex slaves or something. Bob himself is exactly the kind of person who would usher in this apocalypse if given this power. There are literally convicted child molesters who would be safer to give this power to than him. (The child molesters would turn themselves into kids and have sex with each other, while Bob would try to murder whole classes of people for the crime of disagreeing with him.) In any case new technology is very expensive, and Bob certainly can't afford it on his basement dweller "salary".

But a bigger obstacle to Bob getting this power is that it isn't going to actually exist, or at least not until long after Bob is dead. Even if we had atomic-level control of the physical world right now, we literally wouldn't know what to do with it. We can't even engineer something like our current bodies yet, let alone something better. We don't even understand everything that goes on inside bacteria let alone ourselves. We won't be re-engineering the entire physical world any time soon. That's assuming that mass-scale atomic-level control of matter is even possible to begin with, and there are some good arguments why it isn't. This is absolute nonsense. It's religious faith not science. It's the Rapture of the Nerds.

3 words: Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle

Of course Star Trek had "heisenberg compensaters" so I guess Bob is gone and confused media & reality again.

Bobs flirted with post-humanism before. In off iteself it's not a completly terrible idea, removing hereditary genetic faults is an obvious subject with a lot of potential. The problem comes when Bob presumes he can transcend his own humanity, If we were to mold Bob into the ubermunch in flesh then he'd still be a stupid petulant asshole.

We know exactly what Bob would do the second he could rewrite his body:

No longer just a costume...

 

[Judge Dredd]

Absolutely. Except bob talks back to the doctor instead of just standing there silently

"Spoken like an obsolete Trump suportah. Just give me the pills that remove the diabetus atoms already!"

 

[Pokemonquistador]

He genuinely believes we're approaching the Singularity in the foreseeable future, and that we're about to unlock technologies that will alter human existence in literally unimaginable ways. And the most important application he can dream up ... is what it will do for trannies. Small minds are exhausting indeed.

The closest thing we'll get to Transhumanism in the near future is when we find a way to perfect Virtual Reality to the point where it could be mistaken for the real world. It would be far easier to stick you into a machine, slap some goggles on you and and manipulate neurons to make you think you're having real world experiences, than to use gene splicers to redesign your body from the ground up. It would therefore be deliciously ironic if someone were to perfect a VR Pod that could make you live in your fantasy world, and it turned out that Bob was too tall/ fat to fit in it.

 

[Knyttet]

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I have been following Bob for several years and I have never heard this story about a traffic ticket.

I get the feeling he is confusing Bob for someone else. But if anyone here knows more about this story, please inform the rest of us!

 

[Godzilla@1989]

“Wikileaks is bad! I tells ya!”

 

[The tired cat]

I dunno Bobo, whats gonna take you to shut that swollen butthole you call a mouth and actually get a life?

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I dunno Bobo, whats gonna take you to shut that swollen butthole you call a mouth and actually get a life?

I said this a million times, but had Wikileaks only released dirt on Trump, Bob would be praising him to the heavens.

 

[Red Hood]

This is in reference to some trans issue, but it explains a lot about why he's so smug about his physical condition: he literally believes in our lifetimes we're going to be able to reconfigure ourselves down to the atomic level. Bob fails at understanding science yet again.

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You know, I never gave much credence to that guy who claimed Bob believed he had psychic powers, but I'm wondering if I should reassess that. This is delusional even beyond his usual standards.

Even if we could do that in wizard land, you'd still be a fat, unfuckable sperg, Bob.

 

[thismanlies]

“Wikileaks is bad! I tells ya!”
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Bob, Wikileaks saying that meme warfare exists has nothing to do with the fact that every email they published was 100% authentic.

 

[NQ 952]

I believe it's time we officially change Thunful to bob's face.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I believe it's time we officially change Thunful to bob's face.

But which face would it be? He’s got a whole goldmine of them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Even if we could do that in wizard land, you'd still be a fat, unfuckable sperg, Bob.

Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe Bob is right. Maybe we really aren't that far away from the day when Bob is rewritten down to the microscopic level -- you know, when his swollen, putrescent cadaver is stuffed into a Boston crematory and reduced to a Ziploc baggie's worth of ashes his brother stuffs into a shoebox on the back shelf of a seldom-used closet.

 

[Knyttet]

But which face would it be? He’s got a whole goldmine of them.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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That actually works.

 

[The tired cat]

Maybe we're going about this all wrong. Maybe Bob is right. Maybe we really aren't that far away from the day when Bob is rewritten down to the microscopic level -- you know, when his swollen, putrescent cadaver is stuffed into a Boston crematory and reduced to a Ziploc baggie's worth of ashes his brother stuffs into a shoebox on the back shelf of a seldom-used closet.

Pretty sure there won't be an oven big enough for this fat fuck, I have a better suggestion that he gets brought to a local taxidermist, buried up to his waist and painted white. That way we'll save up on the coffin, gravestone and even a monument for him.