Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Pretty sure there won't be an oven big enough for this fat fuck, I have a better suggestion that he gets brought to a local taxidermist, buried up to his waist and painted white. That way we'll save up on the coffin, gravestone and even a monument for him.
Oven size has nothing to do with it. He's literally a fire hazard. Even if you found an oven large enough, the fire couldn't be contained and it would burn for days. Imagine a grease fire, but a thousand times worse.

Taxidermy is really the only option.
 
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I probably hate Glen Greenwald at least half of the time he's in print, but there is no denying he is the closest thing we've got to an old school investigative journalist out there right now.

Naturally, Bob finds someone serving the good of the public horrifying.

And how is it Biden or Bernie telling the broads and niggos to wait their turn? It is, and always will be the voting public telling them that.
 
Meritocracy, bad!!

Voting based on race and sex, good!! Fuck ideas and experience, I want a black tranny for president! - Blobb

I can’t wait until an old white man wins in 2020 just so Blobbo’s head explodes. None of the woke candidates are going to win, they’re all problematic to the minorities and lefties on twitter.
 
What did I miss about Dan Crenshaw, besides the smoldering machismo that surely makes Bob's totally justified fears of inadequacy skyrocket?
Went back through the news, I see Crenshaw's taking Julian Castro to task over wanting to decriminalize border violation and illegal immigration. I guess that'd do it.

Rep. Crenshaw is a walking kick to Bob's self-esteem. Former SEAL, elected to Congress, probably gives ladies the quiver when he smiles. I'm a little envious myself.
 
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